[Kurt]
Aw, come on you can't just leave

[Ram]
Not when you're dress like that

[Veronica]
Dress like what? I always wear something like this!

[Kurt]
Yeah and it's torture!

[Ram]
How can you expect us to control ourselves when we can see your knees!

[Veronica]
Dear diary
Here we are in the dark, very far from my home
I'm here in the playground, and we're all alone
They're like a hundred pounds heavier, and we're covered with trees
I'm a rat in a trap, correction
I'm the cheese

[Kurt]
Hey there girl, ignore this fool
He tries to say he's cool while he's dribbling drool

[Ram]
Just trying to say in our friendly way
That you've gotten prettier like every day

[Kurt]
Ow!

[Ram]
Hey there girl, avoid this slump
He's just thirsty for a sip from the drink in your sippy cup

[Kurt]
There is no lie, that dog won't try
When a tasty treat like you walks by, 'cause

[Ram and Kurt]
Once, you were geeky and nerdy
Now you're flirty, cheeky, and naughty

[Kurt]
You were nothing and nobody

[Ram]
But now you're good enough to

[Kurt and Ram]
Play with me! Huh!

You're welcome, look where you are

You're welcome, you've won a football star!

You're welcome

[Ram]
Baby, what's that smell?

[Kurt]
That's the smell of me treatin' you well

[Kurt and Ram]
You're welcome!
*awesome beatbox*

[Veronica]
Do they have a brain
They're both losing a screw
In this part of the town, no one will see or hear you
forcing me to play with them, what do they even gain?
Come on Veronica, you gotta beat them in their own gaaAaame- *Veronica gets dragged by Ram*

[Ram]
Come back girl, now don't play hurt
If you don't want me pullin', why you wearin' that skirt?

[Kurt]
We can't be tamed and we can't be blamed
It's all your fault that we're inflamed!

[Kurt and Ram]
'Cause once, you were grody and grotty

[Ram]
Now you've got a body like a total hottie!

[Kurt and Ram]
Stroke my fur, make me purr-

[Kurt]
Hey! You wanted to be

[Kurt and Ram]
Popular!

[Kurt]
Hit me!

[Ram]
Huh!

[Kurt and Ram]
You're welcome, look where you are

You're welcome, come get your football star

You're welcome

[Ram]
You've joined the pros!

[Kurt]
Once we win
We'll see a grin

[Ram]
You're welcome to push me high on the swings

[Kurt]
Well, come on and play hide n' seek with me

[Veronica]
I got one last chance to finally escape
This plan better not fail for my own sake...

[Ram]
I'll steal your heart like a thief
Bring you sweet relief

[Kurt]
Call me Wendy 'cause you never wonder

[Kurt and Ram]
Where's the beef?

[Veronica]
I see a nest of bees
So I won't beg on my knees
I'm friendly
But sometimes, I need to be a little extreme!

*Sweeps the leg*

[Kurt]
Ah! I fell in a mud-puddle!

[Ram]
Gross! What'd you do that for?

That's not so nice!

[Veronica]
Nicer than telling your parents
You're welcome

[Ram]
Dude I think I'm stuck!

You're welcome

[Veronica]
I'm sorry to do this but you guys really suck

*Veronica shakes the bees nest with a stick and throws it near Kurt and Ram*

[Kurt and Ram]
AHHHHH

[Veronica]
You're Welcome

[Ram]
Bees you better stay back!

[Veronica]
You're Welcome

[Kurt]
AHH! I'm under attack!

[Veronica]
You're Welcome

[Kurt and Ram]
Hey girl, let's not dwell!
Besides the bees you can tell I'll still be treating you well!

[Veronica]
Farewell

[Ram]
No, I'll be treating her well

[Veronica]
You're lucky I'm not gonna tell

[Kurt]
No, I be loving her well

[Ram]
No, I be-

[Kurt]
I be-

Loving, loving, loving, loving, loving her well!

[Kurt, Ram and Veronica]
You're welcome!

You're welcome!!!!!!!

Alright so later I'm gonna right a Blue version. This is supposed to parody how schools think boys are gonna react when they see girls' show their knees and shoulders and I think it's ridiculous.