Gucci gang

Jisung: did you know false eyelashes were a French invention?

Felix: French? Idk why I thought they were English

Felix: British

Felix: wait are you English but you speak British.. even if youre from Britain or are you British because you're from Britain

Changbin: England?

Felix; oh fuck?

Chan: omfg

Felix: so you're English if you're from England and British and you're Britain?

Minho: while Felix has a whole European crisis.. how did you discover this Jisung?

Jisung: you'll laugh at me

Seungmin: duh

Jeongin: but I still wanna know!

Chan: not as much as I'm laughing at Felix rn

Felix: I'm going to make specks poop in your room :(

Minho: specks is a bunny and he eats his poop so who's really losing here?  Thhe one who kisses the shit eater ? Or the one who has shit on his floor?

Hyunjin: both of them are losing tf?? And why do you know this ?? Is specks ok?

Felix: it's cause he's a bunny they all do it 😒

Minho: cappriphages eat their poop to get nutrients they didn't digest the first time :)

Hyunjin: forgot you studied to be a vet

Seungmin: sINCE WHEN?

Minho: I lived many lives :)

Jisung: cute

Jeongin: so why the French making eyelashes

Changbin: oh yeah

Chan; they just want them?

Jisung: nah a prostitute made them

Felix: go (her?)

Minho; back then it Def was a her

Seungmin: when did men start doing that?

Chan; "near the end of the 1800s and the 1930s" the Great Depression brought it back I think in the 30s idk

Minho: oooo

Jisung; she called them cumbrellas she made them to keep jizz outta her eyes

Jisung: it keeps me up at night

Hyunjin; HAHHAHHAH

Jeongin: CUMBRELLAS

Felix: ☂️ you know she was good if she needed an umbrella

Chan: I'm crying 😂😂

Minho: why can't we still call them that

Seungmin: I just know one of you bitches is buying a pair

Jisung: don't look at my shopping list 👁👁☂️

Felix: STOP AHSICKAN

LOL SORRY