DATING SYNTHZ MCWAVEEEEE

- When you two go anywhere, he has to hold your hand, it's because he's worried you'll wander off and get lost.

- He loves playing with your hair when you two hug. No questions, just hair.

- He hates the texture of French fries, but eats them anyways. They're a little too mushy for his liking.

- His love language is either food, or physical affection. No in-between.

-He calls you the most cheesy shit he can come up with. One conversation went like this.

  "Hey, Ford F-150?"

  "Synthz, I love you but what the actual fuck."

- He loves you with all his heart, love him back. He's so precious. 💞

- He's definitely addicted to your conditioner, one time he even used it on his own hair. It poofed up to the moon. Made for a funny morning, though!

- He tried to get you a job at his restaurant, but it didn't work very well. One Karen came in and was insulting him. You blew up at her. Slurs, insults, anything you could spell, you screamed at her. (A/n:  IF I FIND ONE COMMENT THAT SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR SPELLING I SWEAR TO GOD-)

- When you two sit down anywhere, he leans his head on your shoulder. He just has to keep your shoulder warm! (Uh-huh totally.)

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