Tommy's pov

Timeskip 2 weeks (yes the weeding is that fast)

It was the day of the wedding. I was wearing a Suit and a purple crown and red tie. I was nervous because I decided to invite the SBI to the wedding and I'm not sure how they would react to it. But either way today was my day so I was happy. It was almost time to walk the isle. I went out and started down the isle. The Business Boys, Punz, Puffy and Sam were all there. I got to the alter and Purpled was there. Xe was wearing a Purple suit and a red crown. We had Puffy as our wedding official so she started that.

"Do you, Purpled take Tommyinnit as your platonic husband?" she asked

"I do" Purpled says grinning their biggest grin

"And do you, Tommyinnit take Purpled as your platonic husband?" 

I smile. "I do-"

There's a burst and next thing I know the SBI and Beeduo are there at the door.

"TOMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CAN'T GET MARRIED YOUR JUST A CHILD" Dadza screamed at me.

"AND WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS, I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND TOMMY YOU'D THINK YOUR BEST FRIEND WOULD TELL YOU ABOUT THIR WEDDING BUT NO YOU DIDN'T WHAT BEST FRIEND YOU ARE!" Tubbo shouts.

"WE DON"T APPROVE THIS  YOUR NOT GETTING MARRIED TO ANYONE LET ALONE PURPLED" my so called brothers yelled at me.

"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU GUYS CAN'T DICTATE MY LIFE CHOISES! AND WHEN YOU GOT MARRIED YOU DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF TRYING TO INVITE ME TO IT LET ALONE CHECK ON ME! I DOUBT YOU EVEN KNEW THAT I DIED IN THAT PRISON"

They all looked at me, shocked expressions how I yelled at them, I've never yelled at them before.

"TOMMYINNIT MINECRAFT YOU ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED AND THAT IS FINAL" 

"DAD can you escort the Minecraft's out of my wedding" I ask my now only father figure

"Sure son no problem" Sam said slowly pushing them out 

"Tom's-" Dadza no- Philza tried to say

"No sorry Philza Minecraft but your not invited as you are no longer family to me, same with you Wilbur Soot, Technoblade and Tubbo. Boo your fine but you guys gotta go."

Techno and Will started to walk closer to me, swords in hand most likely to take one of Purpled's lives and to take me. The Business Boys all got up fully decked out in armor and weapons. The Minecraft's backed away slowly, they remembered that these boys, were in fact god slayers and could probably kill all of them quickly. The Business Boys and Sam slowly pushed them farther away from me and towards the door. They got them out the door and Sam locked the door right in their face (haha serves them right)

"Ok now that we don't have an interruption Tommyinnit do you take Purpled as your platonic husband?"

"I do" I say big smile on my face.

"Well then you may exchange rings and hug"

I put the ruby ring on my now platonic husband's finger and he put the amethyst one on mine. We both smiled and hugged (cause no kissing ew this is all platonic.)

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Author here sorry the end was cringy TwT hope you at least enjoyed this a bit <3