Warned

*Steve started a chat*
*Steve added Henry*


Steve: well hello there
Henry: hello to you too
Steve: do you know who I am?
Henry: Will has warned me about you
Steve: good, so you know what I'm capable of
Henry: yup, not much, you got beat up by Jonathan
Steve: wow
Steve: I feel attacked
Henry: so to what do I owe the pleasure of having this conversation
Steve: your usage of the English language confuses me
Henry: thank you
Steve: so how's school
Henry: that was kinda random but it's okay, I guess. You know how it is to be gay in public school
Steve: I do, my tiny dude
Henry: how do you know I'm tiny?
Steve: I once made a joke about Will having to stand on a stool to kiss you but he told me you're about his height
Henry: do you guys talk about me a lot?
Steve: are you kidding? Will will (lol) not shut up about you. It's always "so yesterday I was with Henry..." "Henry once..." "Henry and I..." Henry got..."
Henry: aww
Steve: now let's get down to actual business
Henry: I'm scared
Steve: you should be
Steve: because if you ever hurt Will, you won't just be answering to me, no. Even Jonathan is nothing compared to the person that you'll have to answer to then.
Henry: they sound awesome, can I meet them
Steve: the ONE, the ONLY, ELEVEN HOPPER
Henry: as in the Chief's kid??
Henry: the one whose enemies always end up with mysterious damage to their properties???
Henry: I'm scared
Henry: and impressed
Henry: I have a lot of mixed feeling towards Eleven
Steve: we all do
Steve: lemme add her
Henry: okay, man
Steve: TINY DUDE'S TINY BOYFRIEND CALLED ME "MAN" I AM COMPLETE
*Steve added Eleven*
Eleven: Steve.... Why are you like this
Eleven: also, hi Henry. Nice to finally meet you. Took us a while to get Will to give us your number. I ended up just stealing his phone
Steve: I don't think you've ever spoken as many words as you said in that one message
Eleven: probably true
Henry: hi, Hopper junior
Steve: how did you know she likes being called that?
Henry: my dad got in trouble with the police once so I was at the station and heard Flo call her that, followed by Eleven beaming.
Steve: fairs
Eleven: I remember that, was that your dad yelling at my dad?
Henry: unfortunately yes
Eleven: no offense but your dad's a bit of a jerk, dad felt bad about the whole thing for weeks
Henry: before you arrived, he would've went to a bar and drank it away. You have a positive impact on him, Eleven
Henry: also yes, my dad is an asshole
Eleven: thank you, Henry, I needed to hear that
Steve: I'M ALIVE
*Eleven kicked Steve*
Henry: you're such a savage. I see why Mike likes you (full homo)
Eleven: you and Will are a really good match, I see why you're going strong
Henry: it was actually really nice to meet you, and that's saying something because I was dreading meeting Will's friends because I don't wanna be a disappointment
Eleven: you're not. Promise
Henry: okay, good.
Eleven: gotta go, Mike's here
Henry: have fun ;)
Eleven: will do ;)
Eleven: I just realized the double meaning
Henry: rofl
*Eleven left the chat*
*Henry left the chat*


I just needed some koala tea bonding time in my life, okay?

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