"Boop!" Hermione said, poking Harry's nose.

"Oh, hey 'Mione!" Harry said as Hermione narrowed her eyes at him.

"Are you spying on Malfoy again?" she said as she pointed at the map in his hands.

"U-uh, no!" Harry said.

"Sure~" Hermione said.

They talked for a while until Hermione went to bed.

Harry looked back down at the map and saw Draco right next to the Gryffindor portrait hole.

He heard a quiet knock followed by a, "Hello...?"

He quietly whispered, "Mischief managed," and opened the door.

"What do you want Malfoy?" Harry asked.

Draco stared into Harry's eyes.

"Um... Malfoy...?" Harry asked making Draco snap out of it.

"U-um... sorry Potter," Draco said.

"It's fine..." Harry said.

Draco gazed into his eyes and smashed his lips onto Harry's.

Harry immediately kissed back.

As soon as it started getting heated, they heard a, "MY SHIP HAS SAILED!"

I'm starting to get into FNaF (especially sister location)

*cue 'It's Been So Long'*

"It's been so long since I last have seen my son lost to this monster, to the man behind the slaughter. Since you've been gone, I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder the sanity of your mother." 

*clap clap* 

Me: Derr nerr nerr nerr nerr nerr nerr ne- 

My siblings: nO!