Wife💍: let's have a mall date

You: I'm broke

Wife💍: that's ok I was hoping to spoil you anyways ☺️

You: i really can't I'm studying

Wife💍: oh come on baby I'm bored and I just got paid

You: Dinah no

Wife💍: please

You: no

Wife💍: pleaseeeeee

You: no

Wife💍: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You: omfg fine 🙄

Wife💍: yayyy be ready in 5

You:🤦‍♀️