twas the day after ani's birthday and she was heavily gregnant.

she was very distracted because she was gonna give birth through her mouth tomorrow (it's an au ssh).

ani and brandon and henry and diesel and kappa were all out in walmart getting baby equipment like a nerf gun. (it's nerf or nuttin)

aksel creeps into ani's bedroom in his wizards of a waverley place pyjamas. he could see the figurines across the room. he was ready.

he started to creep across the room and picked up the figurines and held them close to his chest.

his life mission was completed, he could now die a happy man. he started to cry out of happiness.

he went into the bathroom and shoved the figurines up his ass. that way, when ani asked him if he knew where they were, he could say no and she could search him and not find them.

he got pregnant from the figurines.

end.

this was one of the best to write tbH