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@auroraborealis: I bet you make wilted flowers return to full bloom when you walk by xx

@isaaclahey: you have angel eyes

@auroraborealis: @isaaclahey yeah okay you're one to talk mr. ceruleans

@queenlydia: is this about Scott?? (;

@scottmccall: ^^ yeAH is this about Scott??? ((;

@auroraborealis: @queenlydia @scottmccall lol no it's about Joe Biden

@queenlydia: bYe

@scottmccall: ...I can't believe I ever had a crush on you

@auroraborealis: @scottmccall shhh you still like me

@scottmccall: unfortunately

@alliargent: ^^ WAIT SINCE WHEN IS THIS CANON????

@claritymarie: ^^ ARE you two canon??

@auroraborealis: @alliargent @claritymarie only a little (:

@stileswayne: really?? maybe you should tell Scott that it's "only a little" canon bc I'm pretty sure he spent all of last period planning out your wedding

@scottmccall: @stileswayne I am going to rip your throat out with my teeth

@haleyeah: @scottmccall that's my line you little shit

@whittemore: ...you could do better

@auroraborealis: @whittemore what, like you?

@whittemore: as an objective candidate, yes

@auroraborealis: lol sry I'm not into narcissists

@whittemore: oh really? then why do you hang out with Lydia?

@stileswayne: @whittemore hey buddy hey pal I will rip your throat out with my teeth

@queenlydia: @stileswayne please do, Stiles

@stileswayne: (:

@haleyeah: could everybody please stop stealing my fucking line

@auroraborealis: @haleyeah thERE ARE CHILDREN HERE DEREK

@xx.dunbarswag.xx: lol he said the F word

@auroraborealis: @xx.dunbarswag.xx COVER YOUR EYES, CHILD

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mccutie: hey there (:

princess: hello hello!!

mccutie: so I was thinking...

princess: oh boy, don't hurt yourself

mccutie: hilarious.

mccute: aNYways, I was wondering if you would possibly want to go on a date with me Friday night??

princess: oh.

mccute: oh??

princess: idk

mccute: oh.

mccute: that's okay. I get it.

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auri: ISA HELP !!!!

curly: what?? what's happening?? who do I kill??

auri: nO I need relationship advice

curly: ew why are you coming to me for that

auri: because Lyds and Alli will just tell me to jump his bones

curly: I could have gone my whole life without reading those words

auri: focus Isa!!!!

curly: sorry, sorry. what's up?

auri: Scott asked me out :/

curly: oh damn. are you ready for a new relationship??

auri: I doNT KNOW THATS WHY IM COMING TO YOU

curly: oh. right. uhhh.... jump his bones??

auri: please be serious here I JUST SAID "idk" AND LEFT

curly: wow you suck

auri: yes I am very aware thAnk you

curly: look, the sooner you start fresh the sooner you can say that you've put Nick the Dick out of your life for good.

curly: and we might not be on the same "side", but Scott really cares for you and he's a good guy. he won't hurt you.

auri: I'm just so scared Isa.

curly: I know. but he won't hurt you. and on the off chance he does, I'll kick his ass

auri: ...

curly: okay I'll have Derek kick his ass

auri: thank you, Fido (:

curly: anytime, marijuana

curly: ha ha, get it? bc like Northern Lights? it's another name for weed.

auri: um

curly: weed, also known as pot or marijuana, is a common gateway drug that has reached youths. politically, it is currently being debated whether or not weed should be legalized. in some places, it already is.

auri: I'm disowning you

curly: that's fair.

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princess: hey scooter??

mccutie: yeah??

princess: I'd really like to go on a date with you.

mccutie: really?? oh thank god I thought I said something wrong

princess: no, never. it's just, this is the first time I'll have dated since Nick, and I honestly don't have any idea how to go about forming a healthy romantic relationship

mccutie: hey, don't worry. this will be my first date ever. we can test the waters together.

princess: thank you xx

mccutie: always, princess.

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scruffy: I Am Fully Prepared To Kick The Omega's Ass

AURORA ROSE: thanks buddy (: