Y/n: Now I know why you refer this to a Suicide Squad, Strickler, because I already wanna kill myself.

Strickler: Why don't you wait a week, you'll probably die of being a crazy teenager.

Y/n: The only way I'm gonna die is if you touch me with one of your boney fingers and drag me across the river sticks, you reaper

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Claire: Needless to say, I'm thoroughly underwhelmed.

Y/n: Huh, from your expression, I would've guessed constipated. ... Or chilly.

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Y/n: I don't know why your telling me. I'm not involved. You made that... very clear. *eats food slowly*

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Jim: She so smart, with a bold personality

Y/n: Ha-ha, 'a bold personality'. We know what that's code for. ...She's a bitch.

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Y/n: Is that a promise? Or just another lollipop that no ones ever going to lick?

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Jim: Your brother, Enrique...

Claire: You're looking for Enrique.

Y/n: OF COURSE WE'RE LOOKING FOR ENRIQUE, YOU IMBECILE!!

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Steve: Hello, Y/n.

Y/n: Steve. I'd wondered why all the birds suddenly stopped singing. What brings you here?

Steve: I heard you were under an investigation by internal affairs. Don't wanna miss that.

Y/n: So much time with your ear to the pavement, its' a pity a truck hasn't run over your head.

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Y/n: Where... Is my baby boy, Eli?!

Toby: Aren't you standing right next to him?

Y/n: This bitch?! PLEASE!

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Mary: This fangirl stuff is a little much.

Y/n: The only thing that's a little much around here are your scrawn eyebrows.

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Douxie: And that's a good thing. You can finally say goodbye to your nemesis.

Y/n: Thanks, Douxie, that's a nice thought... for an idiot to have.

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Y/n: Oh, clam it, Usurna.

Usurna: Clam it?

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Y/n: And what do you hope to get out of this, Gatto? Let me guess, revenge on Dorothy for killing your sister.

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Y/n: *sarcastically when there's another foe to face* Oh, goodie gumdrops.

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Y/n: *To the Goblins* Sleep, sleep, you ugly morons.

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Blinky: Just that, you can be a bit... judgmental.

Y/n: What a stupid thing to say.

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*Before they fell in love with each other*

Draal: It's gonna be hard to hear anything, once I crushed you into a fine powder.

Y/n: A fine powder that will choke you. Until you die.

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*Towards Strickler*

Y/n: What does that Changeling blister want now? Does he intend to demote me even further? Perhaps he'll transfer me to the swamps of New Jersey. So I can patrol the sinkhole where he was spawned.

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Claire: Why would she fake his own death?

Y/n: The same reason he visits Mexico once a year and sucks the blood from all the goats. ...For kicks.

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Y/n: Usurna is Dead! >:D Bagel! Bagel! BAGEL!

Blinky: Lady Y/n, I'm loving this color on you, but I think you should tone it down.

Y/n: Why? Just in case I run into her family? I'm not paying any trips to the Brawn Zoo.

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*Finds out that Claire was possessed by Morgana and she tried to kill Jim*

Y/n: Morgana, you duplicitous bitch.

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*Human Au*

Y/n: I will never trust Dictatious. He's a venomous snake, waiting to strike, and you know what we do to snakes.

Nana: Chop their heads off, remove the skin, turn them into boots.

Y/n: Don't be absurd, we wouldn't want troll skin boots.

Claire's Dad: You just said he was a snake.

Y/n: The Devil comes in many forms.

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Strickler: They're not... aloud to do that. It's against the rules!

Y/n: It's also against the rules to let a pile of worms that has the ability to change between species, and swapped with a human baby, join the team, and yet, here you stand.

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Y/n: For a moment there,... I almost forgot who the real villain was. The Troll recently died who also controlled my boyfriend.

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*In 3Below*

Ricky Blank: Y/n?! Of course you would beat me to the gym! You live life right. It's amazing.

Y/n: Workout your legs, Ricky, not your mouth.

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*In the episode Party Monster*

Blinky: My only question is, Tobias, Master Jim, Lady Y/n, are you sure you're human, and Troll, eyes are up to the challenge?

Y/n: I know you just tried to motivate us, but these these Troll eyes will be reading your tombstone.

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Y/n: Hello, Mom. Is there a reason you're interrupting me mid-soup?

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Steve: Motorcycles are death machines. I have 7 kids at home. I'm not risking it.

Y/n: Are you saying... my life matters less because I don't conform to societies hetero normatives child cintric ideal?

Steve: Are you really playing the gay card right now?

Y/n: Yas Queen. *Snaps fingers*

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Jim: We have to fight her.

Y/n: We're not gonna fight her. He's the Devil, and you don't dance with the Devil because you get burned. Also because in Gunmar's case, he also has no rhythm, and his hands are like giant rat claws.

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Y/n: Care to sit? I'm sure you would like to take some weight of your cloak and hooves.

Strickler: Calling me the Devil? How original.

Y/n: Actually I was calling you a goat. ...You goat.

Jim & Toby: Ooh!

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Y/n: Come in, Vendel.

Vendel: How'd you know it was me>

Y/n: The restrained knock. Everyone else in the market plays me door like it's a marimba. The other day, Draal gave it 3 taps and 2 raps.

Vendel: Was he drunk?

Y/n: One can only assume.

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You would take the losers side, Usurna, you bitch.

Usurna: ... . ò_ó

Y/n: Trash talk.

Usurna: I don't like this. I'm gonna go.

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Dictatious: Usurna won't tell me anything. She won't even meet with me.

Y/n: Perhaps you could sneak in, disguised as an old leathered chair.

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Blinky: I'm taking my time, and reading deliberately, and you know what you humans say, 'Slow and steady wins the race'.

Y/n: Please. Classic reg. reader bullshit.

Aja: Yeah, and what are you gonna say next? That you 'read to relax'?

Aja & Y/n: *Laughs*

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Just something to make up for the angst from the last chapter. :)