Feyd: Who broke it? I'm not mad I just want to know.

Shaivalak: I did. I broke it.

Feyd: No. No you didn't, Tom?

Mallacoda: Don't look at me. Look at Ben.

Erebus: What? I didn't break it.

Mallacoda: Oh, that's weird, how did you even know it was broken?

Erebus: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Mallacoda: Hm, suspicious.

Erebus: No, it's not!

Herobrine: If- if it maters, probably doesn't, but April was the last one to use it.

Shaikulud: *gasp* Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Herobrine: Oh really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Shaikulud: I was using the wood stirs to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that Jerry!

Shalvalki: Okay, lets not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it Ron.

Feyd: NO! Who broke it?!

Erebus: Ron, Dawn has been awfully quiet.

Reaper: Really!?

Erebus: Yeah really.

Reaper: Oh my god!

Everyone: *arguing and yelling*

Feyd: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict in ten minutes they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig's head on a stick. 

Feyd: . . .

Feyd: Good. It was getting a little too chummy around here.

@Jesse_the_leader for the cover art.

(And just to say I'm not heartless, I said it wasn't mine at first, I just didn't know the name. I'm sorry if this sounds rude, it's just annoying to me when people are like, 'oh you should've known to credit first,' Like I did okay? Sorry again.)