Your boyfriend Jungkook decided to take you out for dinner to celebrate your 69th day anniversary together.

Jungkook picked you up in his black Mercedes Benz which honestly looked more like the batmobile.

JK: hey babe
He smiled at you.

You greeted him with a smile and got into the car. He had the radio on and the song playing was YMCA, you didn't mind since its a bop anyway.

You arrived at the restaurant, it looked very fancy. Jungkook took your hand and you both made your way inside.

You sat down at a table near a wall with Jungkook and began to look at the menu.

It was full of food you had never heard of before but one name that stuck out to you was 'fillet mignon'.

"Ready to order?"

You read the name out to the waiter in a horrible attempt of a French accent. Jungkook smirks at you as the waiter leaves.

"What?"
You question him, confused at what's amusing.

JK: Did you just say 'filay minion'?
He snickers.

"No..."
You reply feeling embarrassed.

About half an hour later, the food arrives and you and Jungkook start to eat.

The steak tasted strange. You finish your meal and Jungkook starts to smirk again.

JK: Did you enjoy your 'filay minion'?
He asks in a mocking tone.

"Ugh, shut up!"
You exclaim frustratedly.

Unexpectedly, Jungkook picks you up and slams you against the wall roughly. His eyes were dark and intimidating.

JK: Don't speak to me like that, babygirl.

Jungkook was really starting to piss you off so you went to kick him in the balls but noticed there was nothing there.

"Jungkook.. what happened to your cockadoodledoo?"
You ask.

JK: Babe, what did you think was in the steak?

... 😃

The End

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