A/N: I went camping this whole weekend, there was no wifi or signal. Also, I have 4 more finals to study for(i already did 2 finals). Sorry for not posting......

Harry P.O.V

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"Ugh, Divintation," I heard Ron curse under his breath. 

"Hermione, you're lucky you picked Ancient Runes instead," Ron complained to Hermione. I nodded in agreement. By the time Ron and I got to the classroom, we saw that Prof. Trawlany was leaving the room. 

"Why is Prof. Trawlany leaving?" Ron whispered to me. I shrugged. I was mainly paying attention to the new transferees. A scarlet-haired girl was talking to a blue haired one, wait, wasn't their names Erza and Wendy? I also noticed that Lucy was in this class, the 3 girls sat next to a girl with white hair, bearing the crest Slytherin. Wait, Slytherin? I also noticed that a light blue haired girl was talking to a boy with black and spiky hair, the girl was a Gryffindor and the boy was a Slytherin. Wow, a Gryffindor and a Slytherin.

"Bloody hell, Gryffindors getting along with Slytherin??!!" Ron muttered under his breath. The bell rang again, signaling the actual start of class. Instead of Professor Trawlany, there was a young adult, she had brown hair and a very revealing outfit. She had a very strange tattoo on the corner of her stomach and bandages around her right arm. 

"Hi! Hic, I'm Cana, hic, Alberona, and, hic, I'm, hic, gonna, hic, teach, hic, divintation, hic." She told us while chugging a barrel of beer. 

"You can't be a teacher! You're drunk!!!"Ron yelled out.

"Hic, so what? Hic, I can, hic, still, hic, teach," she replied," And, hic, I am, hic, gonna read, hic, your, hic, future!" She pulled out a deck of cards.

"You can't read fortunes from a deck of cards!" I told her. She looked at me with a strange amused face and started laughing. 

"Wanna bet?" She said smirking, her whole attitude changing. She, then, took out her wand, muttered something inaudible, and a strange magic circle thing appeared from it. She closed her eyes and muttered something. She opened them suddenly and said,

"Wow, your potion grades really suck, in your next class, Potions, you are going to get a Dreadful."

Everyone looked at me. I turned away. People started to laugh and the Professor started to drink again. Soon enough the class was goofing off. 

"You know," The Prof. Cana started to say," I can fight with these cards." That caught everyone's attention. We all turned to face the professor. 

"Damn Cana, who knew you could get attention from someone other than booze." The spiky-haired told her. I realized he didn't call her Professor, dang it, Hermione is rubbing off on me. Prof. Cana told him.

"Gajeel, go ask Levy for some iron, maybe once you've eaten, it'll fill up the empty space in your head." The blue-haired girl and the boy turned red, I think the girl's name was Levy and the boy must be Gajeel, they turned away. All the people from Fairytail Academy laughed. 

"Now," Prof. Cana started to say," I am going to show you all some magic."

" Shuriken! "She called out. She threw the cards and it slashed the book a white-haired girl was reading. 

"Mira-chan!" Lucy called out to the white-haired girl, she must be Mira.

"Blimey, the girl is crying" Ron muttered. 

"Sorry Mira," Prof. Cana called out. Mira smiled and Lucy signed in relief. 

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"Thats the bell, See ya!" Prof. Cana called out and took out another barrel od beer.

a/n: welp, that was not half bad. WOW Y'ALL IS STILL READING THIS!? WOW, THANK YOU!

"It doesn't matter if I don't become an S-Class Mage anymore and it doesn't matter if I can't tell my father how I feel. I don't care about any of that. I just want to protect my friends."  -Cana Alberona