Enjoy~

"You know my name girl~ Mm hm mm m mmm~"

You shifted and opened one eye sleepily towards the source of musi- no... was that even music? "Hunnie...?"

All you could see was Sehun now, with his handsome face hovering millimetres from yours. "Was that your singing?"

"Yep."

"Oh. It was... lovely."

"Kamsa!" he beamed. Well someone was cheery today.

"Uhm... Whatcha looking at?"

"My lady, my flower, my wolf girl, my baby, my black pearl-"

"Ack, Sehun, you and your one track mind. It must all end in bubble tea, must it?" you chided, poking his forehead lightly.

Sehun protested in reply. "That's you with the one track mind, 'cos I was actually talking about the song, Black Pearl..."

"Oh." A sheepish smile crept over your face. "I'm hungry... I guess?"

"Are you?"

"Mm. Very."

"Well mademoiselle, there's a selection of cream buns, pancakes, sugar cookies, baguettes with cheese-"

"Are you trying to make me fat?"

"Aww, but I wanted my jagi to eat yummy food..." Sehun pouted.

"Seems that I'm misinterpreting all your good intentions this morning. Sorry." You compensated for it with a quick peck on the lips, which made Sehun seem quite proud of himself. He was so adorable you couldn't even hold in the amused sigh as he did a subtle wiggle on the spot. Perhaps that was his victory dance.

"What do you want to eat then?"

"Bacon and chips."

You got a weird look. "What? It's delicious!" you defended hastily.

"Was that a coincidence? Cos you can't eat us..." Baekhyun and Lay popped into the room with huge grins.

You gasped. "YOU ADMITTED YOU WERE A BACON!"

"Where did you guys even come from-"

Baekhyun paled and ran away. "I SAID THE WRONG THING!" you heard him shout somewhere downstairs, presumably hiding in Chanyeol's hugs so you wouldn't accidentally come and fry him for breakfast or tease him.

Lay smiled benignly. "Huh. You let us in, remember? Gee, you're even more forgetful than I am. Or does love just naturally remove your memory? Oh well- Dare complete. KIM JONGDAE WE DID IT!"

"Yeah yeah. You still have about 8 more dares to complete." Chen came into sight, brandishing a checklist. He chucked his pen at Lay as soon as he was within range. The missile made a magnificent arc. It was pretty impressive throw, you had to give him that. Despite the fact that it hit Sehun's leg instead of its intended target. "Payback from throwing a fork at my cheekbones in the dorm."

"I was trying to give you the fork, but Bacon grabbed my arm."

"It hit me anyhow- Guys, just get out of here."

"Private space, is this?"

Sehun nodded the affirmative.

"Of course this is..." Chen appeared to ponder something for a moment, tapping his finger against his chin. "Well that's something. The maknae knows what private is. Strange, considering the amount of times you have come barging into other people's rooms."

Sehun stuck his tongue out. "Whatever. I'm the maknae."

"Well this lost unicorn and I are both your hyungs so we have the authority to do what we want." Chen smiled in satisfaction.

"Out."

Sehun cupped your face suddenly, and then his lips were on yours, soft and sweet. You leaned into the kiss, putting your hands around his neck.

"Okay, okay, we're OUT. OUT. LOL THE MAKNAE'S DOING INAPPROPO STUFF, HYUNG!!!" Chen crowed, laughing devilishly.

"NOT ALREADY!!!" You heard Suho cry in despair, then someone stomping up the stairs, and then a sudden run back down. Obviously, that someone had reconsidered the chance of witnessing your make-out session. "SOMEONE'S GOTTA LOWER THAT MAKNAE'S RAGING HORMONES, HONESTLY!"

The two of you had broke off the kiss long ago, and were listening in on the screeching conversation downstairs in silent amusement. Sehun leaned his head against your shoulder and played with strands of your hair.

"NOW WHO'S BRAVE ENOUGH TO GO UP TO TELL THEM TO STOP BECAUSE WE HAVE TO REALLY-"

"Hyung, don't you reckon they'd have to breath by now?" You could totally imagine Chen's are-you-dumb eyebrow raise.

And then Suho's sheepish shrug. "Uhm... Okay."

There was the sound of someone's rather relaxed footsteps and Sehun kissed you again. Out of the corner of your eye, you saw Suho come in. Then hurtle back out.

"I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!" Suho shouted, and then a solid thump was hurt. "FUDGE."

"You alright, hyung?"

"I KNEW IT, JONGDAE, THEY'RE STILL FREAKING KISSING! I KNEW THEY COULD GO THAT LONG WITHOUT-"

"HYUNG," Chen shouted, mimicking Suho, "THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SINGERS. LIKE EVEN SINGERS CAN'T HOLD THEIR BREATH FOR THAT LONG. USE YOUR BRAIN, HYUNG."

"WHAT?"

A collective round of sighs.

"HYUNG," Chen said slowly, "YOU DO REALISE THEY CAN HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE SCREAMING AT THIS VOLUME SO THEY PROBABLY DID THIS TO SPITE YOU?"

You and Sehun tiptoed to the top of the staircase and looked down, just in time to see Suho's face and ears flame red. The two of you couldn't contain your laughter.

Suho looked up and saw you. Then he looked at Chen, who was dying from laughter and banging the kitchen table in mirth. "Contain yourself," he said stiffly to him, only to be ignored. A pleading pout was sent up to you guys but you retreated to your bedroom with Sehun instead.

"So which is it? Cream buns, pancakes, sugar cookies or baguettes with cheese?"

"Bacon with chips and a salad. And also maybe kimbap?"

"I told you, you can't eat us." Baekhyun smiled cheekily.

You returned the smile with equal cheekiness. "Alright Sehun. Go get him, and the unicorn who is lurking outside the door, chop them up and cook them."

"Can't jagi, they're the cooks. You heard her, bacon, chips, salad and kimbap."

"SHE WANTS BACON KIMBAP, AND CHIP SALAD!" Lay hollered to Kyungsoo downstairs.

"WHAT THE HECK? CHIP SALAD?" Kyungsoo asked in distress.

"Don't butcher her order." Sehun grabbed the clipboard and pen on the floor and scribbled down what you wanted. Then he ran out and chucked the two items off the balcony.

"OI WHAT THE- OWW." There was a sob.

Sehun stared down contritely. "Sorry."

"OH SEHUN YOU ARE DEAD ONCE I GET UP THERE- ARE YOU ALRIGHT, 'SOO?" Kai threatened, probably gathering a crying Soo (or trying-not-to-cry Soo) in his arms.

Someone stormed up a few seconds later. Kai.

Sehun winked at you, and you two were kissing again. You actually enjoyed this whole thing very much. This was hilarious.

And priceless to see Kai's expression as he watched Sehun push you backwards onto the bed and continue the kiss.

"NOOO~ MY EYES. WAHHH THEY'RE ACTUALLY DOING INAPPROPO STUFF..."

"Lol that was awesome."

"Mm," Sehun agreed. "And what about you come down with me and we cook together? At this rate, you're never going to get any breakfast."

Your stomach rumbled. "Yeah sounds good."

"But before that, I'm hungry for another kiss."

You rolled your eyes. "Raging hormones indeed, 'Hunnie."

He got his kiss anyway, though.

The End. It wasn't really all fluff and sweetness, but I really needed to get attempted humour out- everything's not okay right now, so I kinda flew away with your imagine? Hope it was okay despite that? Vote and comment! Thanks! ~Kieva