Do u know da wae?

She is da fake queen

Spit on da fake queen

She does not know da wae

*insert 'Do you know da wae?' remix here*

That meme is keeping me going 

Other than tide pods of course-

I hope you all know I've been named the true queen in my study skills

And literally people bow when I walk into the room 

I know da wae dirts

Deal with it  ლ(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ლ)

Sneaking out of a house with your parents sleeping in the other room is one thing, but sneaking out of your Cannibal Boyfriends house who's sleeping right next to you? 

That was just out of the question.

Luckily for him Red left Nick alone and slept on the other side of the bed, he then got up and went to the 'bathroom' before sneaking out of the bathroom window.

He would have a couple unexplained bruises tomorrow.

He was thinking about using the excuse, while walking in the dark of night toward the park and at the bench where Barney would meet him, the bench was where Barney and him first met, how could he not find the spot.

Nick sighed and waited, he looked around  a bit before checking his phone.

3 New Messages from 🔥Preston🔥

🔥Preston🔥: Hey, I hope your ok

🔥Preston🔥: Listen, I don't know what happened in the bathroom but do you want to talk about it?

🔥Preston🔥: Contact me when you get this, I miss the old innocent Nick  😉

Nick sighed and tucked his phone away.

"Shicular! Shicular! Nicks is that's yous?"

Nick turned and smiled widely.

"Barney!" Nick hugged the Turkish man in front of him who chuckled.

"Nicks! It's so goods to sees yous agains my man!" Barney patted his his back and pulled away, Nick chuckled.

"Yeah it's been awhile, we serisouly need to go have pizza again together" Nick replied smiling.

"Ohs yes! Pepperrrrrronis!" Barney rolled the R's as Nick laughed.

"Anyways, what's can I's helps you with Nicks?" Barney asked as Nick chuckled.

"Well um, I know you've retired with your lock breaking sneaking skills but um...." 

"Oks Nicks, spill" Barney crossed his arms.

"Ok I need help breaking into Ghettos house and stealing something that he won't notice it's gone" Nick said quickly while Barney raised an eyebrow.

"Please! I promise I'll buy you you pepperoni pizza!" Nick begged, Barney thought for a moment.

"A baskets of apples"

"What?"

"I wants a's baskets of Apples Nicks" Barney said firmly as Nick sighed.

"Ok deal" Nick sighed and sat on the park bench, Barney sat next to him.

"Oks nows!" Barney clapped his hands together.

"Wheres is this 'Ghettos' house?"

*+*+*+*

Clink!

The back door creaked open as Barney took a step back.

"Bingos!" Barney whispered.

"Ok wait here for me and ale sure nobody sees you" Nick whispered, he knew the house like the back of his hand. 

He lived there for years and unless Ghetto moved everything around, he would be set.

Hopefully

Walking quietly, Nick pressed his hand on the cold Marble kitchen counter and slowly walked into it, Barney instructed to stay outside. Gazing around the moonlit kitchen, Nick slowly scanned the shelfs, squinting in the darkness.

Finally after debating which cupboard he should open, he decided to open the one that looked like it had been opened and slammed shut many times not to me told scratched up and falling off the hinges already.

Hooking his hand around the handle, Nick slowly opened it and peeked in. And lucky enough there were pill bottles, but not the one he was looking for.

Nicks eyes scanned threw the bottles, Pain pills, Medication, Vitamins, there were also boxes of band aids, bandages and cleaning soulutions for cuts and scrapes as well as old cough medicine, they all looked neat, but none of them looked like the bottle he had seen before. 

He sighed, clearly frustrated and slowly closed the cabinate, he turned to head back to tell Barney this was just a bust and failer, when he spotted something in the top corner of his eye. 

Plants in pots were on the window sill that had half closed curtains, hovering over the sink with something peeking out behind a certain basil plant, the cap of something round and small.

Nick walked over and slowly moved the plant and saw the exact same pill bottle he was looking for.

It was tipped over with the lib open and the pills resting on the side of the bottle like there were not many left. The pills were white and reminded him of Tylenol but at the same time not, they sthaped more like tic tacs but the same size of Tylenol.

Nick checked his surroundings before screwing the lid onto the square like shaped pill bottle and placed the plant back. He turned, quite eager to leave when suddenly he froze when he heard footsteps from upstairs, Ghetto had woken up somehow.

'Shit!' Nick thought panicked, quickly he rushed to the back door, he quietly opened  the back doorway and closed it quietly again.

"Bong bong chiculaaaarrr" Barney sang bordley.

"Barney! Shush!" Nicks said quickly, as Barney jumped and looked at him.

"Nicks you scares me!" He whispered as Nick face palmed.

"Barney I need you to drive me to Ross's lab and text him to meet us there" Nick demanded brushing past him staring at the pill bottle.

"What's? Nicks are yous crazy?" Barney asked following after him as they walked down the side woke to Barney's black car. Nick didn't answer him but instead started down at the pill bottle while walking quite fast.

The label was crossed out in black sharpie but the barcode wasn't.

Whatever Ghetto was trying to hide from him, was right in front of him.

Lets hope he got back in time before Red woke up.

Bong Bong Chicular Bitches

-Warrior