Timephoon!

I think This Story Chapter is Sucked. Cause I may wrong something in this. Sorry everyone. Today, I have a Body Pain and I'll never give up to make this.

A shot of Killmotor Hill in the middle of a storm.

Roxanne: Here in Duckburg, life is like... a hurricane? Residents are battening down the hatches for the worst El Pato storm in decades.

Jaspher: Man, It's stormy today! I have to spend time with the Fazbears and especially my Dates! [Sigh] I wish didn't this happened.

Launchpad: Oh come on, Mr. Mcdee said we need to blocked all the Window.

Jaspher: Uncle Scrooge told you I'm gonna help to you?

Launchpad: Yeah, But I told him you still young but He didn't listen so let's blocked all the window.

Jaspher: Fine...

I followed his back while he carrying the Nails and the wood Planks. I'm helping Launchpad while The others doing helping each other.

Dewey and Webby pass the cans to a pile.

Dewey: Hey, Louie?

Louie: AAAH! What?

Webby: Can you give us a hand?

They laugh, Louie pats Webby.

Dewey: All right, okay, eheheh.

Webby: Nope!

****

Beakley: Mr. Chunky's Extra Chunky Chili Chunks?

Dewey: We could be stuck here for days. You said we we should get plenty of food we won't get sick of.

Beakley: I said won't get sick from, and you know it. I doubt your mother would approve of.

****

Della: What? Chilli cheese dogs put the "hooray" in "hooraycane party", it's no big deal!

Beakley: Until we're on day 8 with nothing but chili cheese dogs and we all get scurvy.... again.

Della: Beakley! You gotta let kids be kids, don't sweat the small stuff.

Beakley: Is this your parenting strategy or things you read off a bumper sticker?

Della: Honk if you're a great mom! Honk honk!

****

Jaspher: Seriously? Miss Della always want the Boys to let them in Danger?

Launchpad: Yeah, Ms. D and Dewey went to the Summit with Mr. Mcdee and they went in Danger place and Ms. D was Proud of Dewey.

Jaspher: Really, How did you know that?

Launchpad: Dewey told me, About Ms. D was Proud of her in the Danger Place.

Jaspher: No kidding huh... In the Danger, Really?

Launchpad: Come on Jaspher, Let Della proud of her Kids.

Jaspher: Wait, How about Huey?

Launchpad: Oh him? Oh Ms. D told me about Huey they were playing on Video Games and then Huey got Freaking out like Mr. D and She Like it what Huey Doing that.

Jaspher: Perhaps, Huey like a same to Huey. But maybe? Ugh! I hate Imagine if Huey is Uncle Donald!

Launchpad: Donald isn't bad, Right?

Jaspher: Of course he's not. I'm just Surprised. Well How about Louie-

Louie: NOTHING, I SWEAR! Heeeey, Hue! W-why don't you tell everybody what you're up to in great length?

Huey: I'm almost done with my comprehensive report on cave ducks! After months of research, I've written my masterpiece. This is my chance to get an entry into.... (sniffs) the new addition of the Junior Woochuck Guidebook.

Dewey: My brother's gonna be a professional nerd.

****

Scrooge: We need to bring in all these valuable heirlooms for the garage before the storm hits.

Louie: I'm sorry, "valuable"?

Scrooge: These are the famous canes of Clan McDuck, going aaall the way back to our very earliest ancestors.

Louie: Oh.... sentimental value, yuck! Anyway, I've got important- Uuuh, stuff, to take care of... in... my room..... so... mm.

Jaspher: He's Lazy. He always laying on the Bed all the time during we work in the House.

Scrooge: Hmm... I think That boy's up to something...

Jaspher: What do you mean, Uncle Scrooge?

Launchpad: Whoops.

Scrooge: Launchpad, euh... wh- why don't you keep an eye of Louie upstairs? Far away from here.

Launchpad: No problem, Mr. McDee.

He dropped the hammer as he went to where Louie's room but then hit on the Window and crashed.

Jaspher: Ha ha.. Maybe I'll go with Launchpad.

I followed Launchpad.

Launchpad: Hey, Louie, wait up!

As we entered Louie sitting on the Bathtub. He noticed us and then he Panic.

Louie: Jaspher, Launchpad, I can explain...

Jaspher: Louie. Where did you--

Launchpad: You've got your own tub?! Lucky.

Intro Play!

In the Past...

Louie: Step in to the future of treasure hunting: the past.

Jaspher: Cool. So tell me, Where did you get this?

Louie: Borrowing Gyro's time tub here, the keen minds at Louie Incorporated can track down famous lost treasure at the exact moment before they were lost!

Jaspher: Ergh? Did everyone know have you this?

Bubba: Ho... Bubba!

Louie: No risking time, resources, or you know, our lives,  navigating dangerous temples filled with curses and booby traps like this poor fellow.

Jaspher: Fine. But you don't have to repay on me back. I'll take what you want.

Louie: Oh please, No Performance to dance.

Jaspher: It's my Transformation moves!

Then I used some bubbles and then the bubbles went to the other treasure and making the bubble sucked all the treasure and get in the Bubbles and came back on us.

Jaspher: Here.

Louie: Thanks, My Brother.

Jaspher: Anytime.

Louie: Anyway, And because these treasures were never found, taking them doesn't effect the time stream. Just  bwamp to the past, take the artifact......and return to home a little bit richer. Time Treasures, a subsidiary of Louie Inc. It's not a crime if it's lost at time. Any questions? Keeping in mind, again, that it is not a real tub and cannot be used for bubble baths.

Jaspher: Okay, So what are you gonna do with this Tub machine?

Louie: Well, I'll keep this in Secret.

Jaspher: What if the others found this and what you gonna do?

Louie: No one can Found this but you and Launchpad know now about this and can you promise to not to tell everyone?

Jaspher: Fine, I promise till I die. And I know this is your big dream to be come an Richest Duck like Scrooge. But I'm always Supporting you.

Louie: Thank you.

*****

Huey: ...and so the simple caveduck gave way to more advanced...

Knock knock.

Webby: What was that?

Dewey: I think I see something out there. Let's check it out.

Scrooge: Come back, the storm is starting!

Della: Eeeeh what are they gonna find out there, a little rain? Some debris?

The kids opened the door.

Dewey: Hey, cool, a dead guy!

They pulled the Body to get in the Mansion.

Huey: A caveduck....

Webby: Aww... Hey, little guy.

Jaspher: Hey, What did I miss here- (Notice the Caveduck) Oh Bam!

Dewey: Ooh, maybe he was frozen on an iceberg...

Webby: ...and the iceberg melted and he was washed ashore with the storm!

Scrooge: Yeah, pffffft.... frozen in an iceberg. Preposterous!

Webby: It happened to you twice.

Huey: A real.... life.... CAVEDUCK?! He could prove my report is accurate to the Junior Woochuck Council and guarantee my entry gets in the new guidebook!

Della: Great!

Beakley: Aaaand possibly disrupt all of time.

Della: Aww.... But it's one little caveduck.

Beakley: Small problems can turn into big problems if not prevented early. Step a butterfly in the past......

Della: Duuuude, why would you step on a butterfly? That's sick, lady. Sick!

Beakley: It's a hypotethical situation.

Della: Good! Keep it that way. Kids, take him to the TV room before the butterfly basher here gets to him.

Beakley: No, No. I-

Scrooge: We'll deal with these crisis in order of importance. Strange storm first, caveduck second.

Jaspher: ....

Huey: History's alive!

Jaspher: What?

Huey: I made this shelter based on cave paintings from your time! I couldn't find any "mastodon fur, so I iiiimprovised. Just like home, huh? No, you're right. Cozy blankets are no substitute for mastodon fur. Hey!

Dewey: Webby, please. This is serious. Be-be-be-bew, bew, bew!

Webby: Duckus Lopithecus is not a joke! He doesn't understand your funky fresh ways. I've reconstructed some rudimentary caveduck language. Ooh! Ooga! Ah! Ah! Aaaah?!

Bubba: Ba, ba, Bubba! 

Jaspher: What means Ba Ba Bubba?!

Webby: Maybe Bubba is his name.

Jaspher: Bubba Bubba is just a Language.

Webby: Hi, I'm Wabba!

Jaspher: Wabba?

Huey: That's ridiculous. He can't understand modern language, Webby. I'll offer him some tree bark and leaves as a piece offering.

Jaspher: Hey, The Caveduck was eating hotdogs.

Bubba: Mmm.... Bubba grubba.

Jaspher: Well, Bubba grubba means Yummy, Delicious, tasty or Whatever.

Huey: Caveducks. Do not. Eat. Cheese dogs!

Dewey: They Do now!

Webby: Man, I am learning so much!

Huey: Here, here! at least try the bark!

Jaspher: How about Hoo haa! Sounds like a Monkey.

Louie and Launchpad.

Louie: Ah, the problem with being this successful is finding enough closets to hide your loot. Eheheh.

Launchpad: So we're not doing anything wrong because we're finding lost treasures, but before they were lost. So we're finding.... found treasures? Isn't that.... stealing?

Louie: First of all, those pirates never reclaim their treasures. And also, they were pirates! Doesn't it just break your heart to think of all this treasure? Alone? In the ground? Unloved?

Launchpad: So it's kinda like we're saving it?

Louie: It is exactly like that. I have plan for every possibility. There is no way the Time Treasure, a subsidiary of Louie Inc, has any side effect whatsoever!

*****

Huey: He shouldn't be exposed to wheels... for another 10000 years!

Jaspher: Oh Louie, You came out.

Dewey: Louie! We got a new brother! He's a caveduck. and his name is Bubba.

Louie: I'm sorry, what's his now?

Jaspher: Bubba. But I know you wanna think it's Weird.

Dewey: Wanna hear his theme song? Bubba, bubba... that's all I've got.

Bubba: Bubba.... flubba?

Dewey: Ooh, that's good! Lyrical genius this guy.

Jaspher: Well now, It's Bubba Flubba. Ugh! My head got headache!

Beakley: Della, clearly you can see there is a problem here?

Della: Kids. If you're gonna let the caveduck skateboard in the house, he should be wearing a helmet. Problem solved, good parenting Della.

Jaspher: Erh? What so Good Mother Della.

Bubba went to Louie.

Bubba: Bubba tuba! Bubba tuba!

Jaspher: Erh?

Webby: Ooooh, what does tubba mean?

Jaspher: We don't know what exactly what is that?!

Louie: He's Right!... hehe, it's just caveduck nonsense, ehehe... Shut uppa, man.

Jaspher: Tubba? Hmm? I don't get it?

Launchpad Grabbed Us.

Launchpad: If the caveduck is here, are we in the past?!

Louie: Don't think about it too hard, okay? It's one little caveduck. This will have no effect on the timeline... probably.

Jaspher: What if the other in the past get in here and making more Trouble?

The Pirates appearance.

Launchpad: Hey, it's those pirates!

Jaspher: Hopefully no more...(Grabbed Louie then shaking his body) Louie you gotta do something that Tubba Tubba!

Louie: Okay, it might have a tiny effect on the timeline.

*****

Roxanne: The El Pato Storm has merged with a terrifying Time Vortex that Local reporters are calling a 'Timephoon'! The Timephoon has unsurprisingly localized itself on top of McDuck Manor. For more, we go to our guest weatherman: Benjamin Frankloon!?

Benjamin Frankloon: As history's foremost meteorologist, What the Devil is this Box!? Is it stealing my soul?! Back to you, Roxanne.

Scrooge: We need to find the cause of this timephoon. Did anyone touch a cursed artifact? Or make some type of improperly warded wish?

Beakley: SHUSH Chrono Protocols suggest that someone is tampering with the timestream at specific points. But who? And how?

Louie: Well- This could be any of the time shenanigans we've dealt with lately. Why assign blame?

Della: Louie's right. It's not like we haven't faced pirates before.

Scrooge: Each new arrival adds to the rift. The more contemptible continuum crashes arrive, the worse the storm gets!

Beakley: So what you're saying is we have to stop these small problems now so they don't go out of hand and cause big problems later?

Della:I see how you turned this into a lesson on parenting and I am impressed.

Scrooge: Perhaps Gyro has some Time Tank left that will help us identify that's causing this.

Louie: I love where your head's at Uncle Scrooge. Oh- Too bad we can't go ask him.. You know, cause of the storm.

Jaspher: Because you and that stupid Mach-

Then Gyro appearance in the mansion.

Jaspher: Gyro?

Gyro: Someone stole my Time Tub and DESTROYED TIME AND SPACE!

Louie: Oh Boy.

Jaspher: (Whisper Yell to Louie) Go. To. The. Stupid. Machine. And. Do. Something.

******

Huey: Ugh, where did he go? Ooh ooh! Oogah, Oogah!

Dewey: I don't think he speaks your made-up caveman language.

Webby: It might actually be a little offensive.

Huey: HE is offensive the the field of ANTHROPOLOGY! He doesn't act at all like the caveducks I've researched.

Dewey: Maybe, and-and hear me out here, uhm, your research is wrong? Please don't hurt me!

Huey: (cackles maniacally for about 6 seconds) My research? Wrong? Ah-no-no-no-no-no-no-no. The caveduck is wrong. He understands modern language, has mastered the wheel, and enjoys processed meats! He's far too advanced!

Webby: Advanced is right! Did you see his finger progression on that solo? This is your chance to find out the real truth. Isn't that what the Junior Woodchucks are all about?

Huey: FINE! I'm gonna observe him so hard. Come here, you historical abomination!

****

Scrooge: Start from the beginning.

We sat as we listened at Gyro's Story. And I was drinking some peps.

Gyro: Okay, I was in my lab -definitely not cloning an army- when there was a sudden flash. I turned around and my time tub was gone! I was caught in the afterblast!

I spitted accidentally and they didn't care what I did.

Louie: That's a thing?! (Jaspher hit Louie's arm) Ow! I mean.. go on.


Gyro: And hurtled through time and space to this very moment. And then the thief disappeared into the timestream. He could be anywhen.

Louie: Ugh, we'll never find him!

Jaspher: Hah! Truly! (Glaring eyes at Louie and Louie gulped)

Gyro: The thief must be bringing items from the past here. That's why the storm is dumping people from those time periods on your doorstep. The Time Tub and the thief are in this house! (Everyone Looks at him.) It's not me. I just got here.

Jaspher: DUN.... DUN.... DUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!

Scrooge: Said the clone.

Louie: Every treasure brought something back with it! Put it all back!

Della: So we need to find the master thief capable of both the lab, and the mansion.

Scrooge: It's one of the kids

Beakley: Absolutely. I'll get Dewey.

TimeSkip!
(Sorry, i can't figure out what's next.)

After Della reprimanded at Louie and I hearing does Della's words at Louie and that making me hurt and now She grounded at Louie, Louie was about to Go to Upstairs but.....

Jaspher: Wait!

Everyone looks at me. Louie look at me in sad face.

Jaspher: (angrily at Della) Let me tell you something Della, You just Grounded him like this? Louie did saved all of us and now you just doing this to him?!

Della: Don't you get it, Jaspher?! He could killed all of us!

Jaspher: Of course I can understand! But Here a things I'm gonna say... Dewey went to in Dangerous place and you just proud of him and Huey And you playing in the Video game! But How about Louie..... Grounded of course!

Della: Don't speaking me like that Jaspher! You're just a Kid and don't Yell at me you were like an Adult!

Jaspher: I'm 16 you know! And Louie love his Dream and you can't just let him done and forbids him from carrying on with his Louie Inc. idea! That's His Big Dream! Louie incorporation! Oh and here's the other thing.... You were gone in many years and Uncle Donald and I take good care of your Sons without you and you didn't listen at Your Brother!

Everyone gasped what all I said. Della looked at me in anger fist on her hands.

Della: (Mumbled) I hope you weren't part of this family.

I gasped what she said.

I hope you weren't part of this family.

Repeating in my head...

I hope you weren't part of this family.

I hope you weren't part of this family.

I hope you weren't part of this family.

And I snapped it out and looked at her.

Jaspher: Fine... Okay. If you hopefully that.

I walked towards the door as I heard everyone calling my name but Ignored them, I opened the door and then slammed it as I ran away and go to the Fazbears house.

I hope you weren't part of this family...

Jaspher: Stop! Stop!

Closing my ears as I was running while going to where the Fazbear's House.


End!

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