1: unrelated, but I finished shopping for my prom dress and I am honestly in love. 2: This was requested by kloeeb15gold9000 who is honestly super nice! 3: thank you all for the support. I woke up this morning with 38 notifications regarding this story. That's insane! But thank you nonetheless. 4: I hope you enjoy this! 5: I accidentally published this without a chapter title... Sorry!

         A woman smirks as she drags another body towards an abandoned room. The guard is limp as she drops him on the pile of Galatic Patrolmen. This woman, notorious criminal (Y\N) (L\N), hums as she leaves the room and locks the door behind her. She couldn't get into too much trouble if there were no guards to notice her.

         "Scout and Med are on this level," she recites. The Scout and the Medic were not considered threats, therefore allowing them to remain on the basic criminal level. Pi, an unhinged pyromaniac, was kept elsewhere. The level reserved for the worst of the worst. A level that (Y\N) would have been a part of, if that cute Patrolman was competent at his job. "Jaco..." (Y\N) shakes her head to will away the blush, then opens the door in front of her. Scout perks up at the noise then grins, while Med sighs.

         "Told ya' the boss would come!"

         "By risking everything..."

         "Obviously. What would I do without my friends?" (Y\N) hums. She kneels down by Scout and unties him first. As his name states, he is the one who'll go ahead and alert the group of guards. His speed is unmatched, yet his brains are... Lacking. "Scout, keep guard. Med, you stay by me." (Y\N) frees the medic and helps him up, then nods her head. "Let's go."

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         Jaco sighs as he trudges through the halls. After that fiasco on Chishni, he was banned from going on missions.

         "I captured three of them, didn't I? Just because the cute one got away doesn't mean I deserve this!" He crosses his arms and thinks back to (Y\N). His face heats up, which causes him to quickly shake his head. "No! She is nothing but a no good, filthy villain!" A hand clamps over his shoulder, which makes the Patrolman let out a scream of surprise. He's brought to the chest of another person, and his arms are restrained. "What's going on?!"

         "You know, you could hurt someone's feelings with names like that," a voice, a familiar one, says. (Y\N) steps out from behind his captor and stands in front of him. She tilts her head as she looks down at him, and puts her hands on her hips. "Aren't you going to say hi? I came a long way just to see you, Jaco." She draws out the vowels of his name, which causes the smaller alien to shiver.

         "Why are you really here?"

         "Obviously she came for us!" The male behind him boasts, which makes Jaco sweat nervously. Scout. Med steps into view, and Jaco looks around for the last one.

         "I know what you're thinking," (Y\N) sighs, shaking her head. "Our family is short a member. And we were hoping you could help us find our dear friend." She then kneels and traces his face from his cheek to his chin. Her eyes fall on his lips, and then back up to meet his gaze. "Consider yourself an honorary member of our family. Just until we get Pi back, okay?"

         "As if I would help a group of villains like you!" Med laughs and folds his arms behind his back.

         "You don't have a choice in the matter, I'm afraid." At Med's works, (Y\N) smirks and licks her lips.

         "Welcome to the team, Jaco."

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         Jaco pulls at his restraints and starts to wonder where the villains around him would have gotten a pair of handcuffs. (Y\N) walks ahead, while Scout is even further. Med stands behind the Patrolman, guiding him with a firm hand on his shoulder.

         "After you get your pal, then what?" Jaco finally asks, which causes the woman in front of him to look over her shoulder.

         "We're going to leave, don't worry." She returns her gaze to the front, unaware of Jaco's frown. If this gang was going to go free, what damage would they begin to cause? There's no way they'd just stop being villains.

         "Are you going to go back to terrorizing helpless planets?"

         "We like to call it... Partying. Throwing off the norm." Med chuckles at (Y\N)'s words, and Scout finally returns. Jaco gulps when he spots the blood on his cheek.

         "All the guards are gone. We can go up a level." (Y\N) nods as Scout runs off, then turns to Med and Jaco. She reaches into her pockets before pulling out keys, and tossing them at Med.

         "When Scout comes back, I want the two of you to go to the ship and wait. We're more likely to get caught as a large group."

         "Right. What about him?" (Y\N) looks to Jaco and shrugs, which makes Med sigh but stay quiet. "Alright." Eventually Scout returns, giving a small salute.

         "Scout, you and Med are done here. Go to the ship and wait. If anything goes wrong, I'll contact you." Scout blinks but nods; he knows that arguing is useless. Jaco and (Y\N) watch as the two leave. Once they're alone, (Y\N) places her hand on his shoulder in order to guide him ahead. "Come on, Jaco."

         "When we get that maniac friend of yours, then what?"

         "I already answered that." Jaco nearly stumbles over his feet, which causes (Y\N) to steady him. "I suppose you want to know what'll happen to you, am I right?" Jaco stays silent, yet he nods. "We won't kill you, don't worry. You've grown on me."

         "Grown on you?" Jaco asks as he blushes. He looks up at the woman who does not meet his gaze. "May I ask another question?" (Y\N) hums as she opens the door to the stairwell. "Why are you and your buddies like this? Surely you know you're a villain, right?" (Y\N)'s jaw clenches, and she breathes through her nose.

         "I know we're the bad guys."

         "Why? If you know you're bad, why do you act like that?" Jaco wonders, briefly, why he cares so much. Maybe he could change her ways and convince her to join them? But what about the other three?

         "Our planets were overtaken by the Cold Family," (Y\N) begins. "(P\N) was under the iron fist of Cooler. His men killed indiscriminately, leaving the strongest of our people to do his dirty work. I escaped with the help of my mother to Scout and Pi's planet... It was a few years of peace before Frieza's men took it over. We fled, and eventually became drifters." Jaco listens silently, and he can hear the emotions in her voice. "We met the rest during our travels. Each one was displaced by those bastards."

         "The rest?"

         "We had ten members before. Now we're down to four." Jaco blinks in surprise then looks to the ground. "It's why I'm here. I refuse to be alone... I can't let my friends down."

         "For a villain, that's really nice of you." (Y\N) chuckles a bit and shakes her head. "Alright... Your friend is up ahead." (Y\N) perks at this, and when they arrive at the door she runs to it.

         "Pi?" (Y\N) examines everything before looking to Jaco. "How do we get in?"

         "We need a key card from a guard on this level. They're considered the best of the best." (Y\N) nods before running off, startling the Patrolman. Did she really trust him that much? To leave him alone, and give him time to escape. Jaco thinks it over before walking to the wall and leaning against it. When (Y\N) returns, Jaco notices the small amount of blood on her cheeks. "Did... Did you get it?"

         "Yeah!" (Y\N) cheers as she runs to the door. Once it's open, Jaco hides behind her. Pi scared him, though he would never admit it. The large male blinks in surprise before taking her into a hug. He sends a glare towards Jaco, but (Y\N) quiets him. "He helped us, Pi. He's no threat."

         "He better not be."

         "I don't want to end this family reunion or whatever, but if we don't hurry... Well, all four of you will be captured." (Y\N) nods and sends him a large smile.

         "Alright, let's go."

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         When the three make it to the ship, (Y\N) order Pi to board the ship. Once she's alone with the Patrolman, (Y\N) turns to him and nods.

         "Thank you." The woman kneels and unlocks the handcuffs. They fall to the ground, and the two wince at the noise. (Y\N) then brushes his lips against his cheek in a chaste kiss, which makes Jaco blush and look to the ground.

      "There's a place you guys could go," he begins, which makes (Y\N) tilt her head. "A planet called Earth..."

         "Earth?"

         "The guys who defeated Frieza live there. Sure, there's always some sort of danger, but they take care of it. The planet is safe..." Jaco quickly wonders why he thinks you'll listen to him. "You... You wouldn't have to rely on being bad guys..." (Y\N) watches him for a moment before placing a light kiss on his mouth.

         "Maybe we'll check it out..." She stands and sends him a wink. "No promises, though." Jaco watches as the woman runs onto her ship. The ship picks up then disappears, and Jaco sighs.

         "Why are the cute ones always evil?" No... Maybe evil is a poor word to use. Misguided? Yeah, that fits better.