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Ranmaru-Kageyama: anzu is not okay 

Sara-Chidouin: what?! Why?

Ryoko-Hirose: yeah, she is definitely not

Anzu-Kinashi: im so mad right now because in this school

Anzu-Kinashi: MIDTERMS ARE NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN SEMESTER

Anzu-Kinashi: LIKE WTF WHY ARE FINALS SO CLOSE

Anzu-Kinashi: THEYRE LITERALLY HAPPENNG IN MONTH Nd A HALF ND IT'S ONLY 3 WeEKS AFTER SUMMER BREAK

Joe-Tazuna: AAAHHHHH

Kugie-Kizuchi: oh shoot, they are?!

Anzu-Kinashi: YES

Ranmaru-Kageyama: this going to be even worse than midterms, isn't it?

Kugie-Kizuchi: probably.

Sara-Chidouin: well on the bright side

Sara-Chidouin: the Harvest Festival is coming up!

Joe-Tazuna: yay

Anzu-Kinashi: hooooooraaaaay

Ryoko-Hirose: great

Kugie-Kizuchi: lighten up you depressed pieces of crap.

Joe-Tazuna: but I CANT

Anzu-Kinashi: yeah

Anzu-Kinashi: NOTHING could ever top the Spring Festival!

Ranmaru-Kageyama: aaand we're back to being depressed.

Sara-Chidouin: okay. that's fine.

Sara-Chidouin: let's just talk about something else then

Ryoko-Hirose: but there's=nothing else to talk about.

Sara-Chidouin: I'M TRYING HERE!!

Joe-Tazuna: I KNOW AND WE ALL LOVE YOU FOR IT

Joe-Tazuna: oh btw, @ Sara-Chidouin what's the answer for #12 on the math hw?

Sara-Chidouin: (x-4)(2x+5)

Joe-Tazuna: thx 

Ranmaru-Kageyama: ugh i wish i had someone to give me answers for homework.

Kugie-Kizuchi: same.

Anzu-Kinashi: im pretty sure Ryoko is the only reason im not failing rn :')

Ryoko-Hirose: it's not like giving you the answers or anything

Ryoko-Hirose: i'm just helping you out a bit.

Sara-Chidouin: you know, that might that actually be better

Sara-Chidouin: @Joe-Tazuna from now on, instead of me outright giving you answers, we're studying.

Joe-Tazuna: WHAT

Joe-Tazuna: @Ryoko-Hirose @Anzu-Kinashi SCREW YOU GUYS!

Ryoko-Hirose: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

Anzu-Kinashi: ME NEITHER

Kugie-Kizuchi: oh yeah, I also have something to say about school.

Kugie-Kizuchi: @Sara-Chidouin THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Kugie-Kizuchi: Ms. Miley is so much less violent now.

Sara-Chidouin: you shouldn't thank me

Sara-Chidouin: I'm sure Kai was the one who did everything.

Kugie-Kizuchi: yeah, but still.

Ranmaru-Kageyama: people are coming to me less for back pats

Ranmaru-Kageyama: which kinda sucks, but its a good sign

Joe-Tazuna: @Ranmaru-Kageyama can i have a back pat

Joe-Tazuna: finals and the Harvest Festival are gonna kill meeeee

Anzu-Kinashi: ME ToO

Ranmaru-Kageyama: sure why not

Ryoko-Hirose: life is good

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Alice-Yabusame: If I don't kill myself before this school does I'll go insane.

Reko-Yabusame: HEY!

Reko-Yabusame: Don't be ungrateful, you brat.

Reko-Yabusame: Be happy you aren't in jail.

Alice-Yabusame: Yeah yeah.

Alice-Yabusame: You've told me that about a billion times.

Reko-Yabusame: Well I'm telling you again.

Alice-Yabusame: BUT THIS SCHOOL!

Alice-Yabusame: There's this crazy woman who teaches art.

Alice-Yabusame: She makes more kids cry than me.

Reko-Yabusame: You make kids cry?!

Alice-Yabusame: No!

Alice-Yabusame: I mean sometimes but that's not the point.

Reko-Yabusame: 

Reko-Yabusame: You're dead the next time I see you.

Alice-Yabusame: Only one or two times!

Alice-Yabusame: ...Anyway, this Home-Ec teacher who I'm pretty sure is some sort of creepy, doll serial killer or something, went over to her and told her to stand down with the most blank face in history.

Alice-Yabusame: I didn't see it myself, but apparently he literally whipped out a frying pan as the art teacher started spouting insults at him IN FRONT OF THE CLASS!

Alice-Yabusame: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?

Reko-Yabusame: Don't ask me.

Reko-Yabusame: Nao said it was less violent when she went there.

Reko-Yabusame: And now she's in college.

Alice-Yabusame: Yeah I don't think anyone's going to go to college in this school.

Alice-Yabusame: They're probably all gonna end up in some kind of mental hospital.

Reko-Yabusame: Don't say stuff like that you jerk.

Alice-Yabusame: But what if I want to?

Reko-Yabusame: Then keep your damn mouth shut.

Alice-Yabusame: Love you too sis.

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Kugie-Kizuchi: Goddamnit.

Joe-Tazuna: you okay?

Kugie-Kizuchi: yeah. But my class is so uncreative.

Kugie-Kizuchi: we're doing ANOTHER food stand.

Anzu-Kinashi: but the food was gooood.

Sara-Chidouin: it really was

Sara-Chidouin: are you going to do autumn themed foods?

Kugie-Kizuchi: probably. 

Kugie-Kizuchi: mini pumpkin pies or something.

Joe-Tazuna: OOH

Joe-Tazuna: SOUNDS GOOD!

Ranmaru-Kageyama: goddamnit.

Ryoko-Hirose: wait why are you saying it?

Ranmaru-Kageyama: oh were not cursing out our classes?

Anzu-Kinashi: OH

Anzu-Kinashi: no no 

Anzu-Kinashi: go on I wanna hear this.

Ranmaru-Kageyama: okay so

Ranmaru-Kageyama: you know how ive been giving kugies class back pats?

Kugie-Kizuchi: yes.

Kugie-Kizuchi: and thank you because i needed that so badly.

Ranmaru-Kageyama: yw 

Ranmaru-Kageyama: so my class was wondering what we should do for the harvest festival, and somehow the star landed on me

Ranmaru-Kageyama: again

Joe-Tazuna: oh my god i'm toing to love this i can already tell

Ryoko-Hirose: ^

Ranmaru-Kageyama: and they thought it would be a good idea to have me do back pats for anyone who came into class

Ranmaru-Kageyama: and the worst part is they charge for it

Ranmaru-Kageyama: and i keep telling them

Ranmaru-Kageyama: you

Ranmaru-Kageyama: cant

Ranmaru-Kageyama: put

Ranmaru-Kageyama: a

Ranmaru-Kageyama: price

Ranmaru-Kageyama: tag

Ranmaru-Kageyama: on

Ranmaru-Kageyama: my

Ranmaru-Kageyama: back

Ranmaru-Kageyama: pats

Sara-Chidouin: . . .

Sara-Chidouin: you...

Joe-Tazuna: PDFFFFT-

Joe-Tazuna: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anzu-Kinashi: THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING IVR EBER READ

Anzu-Kinashi: EVER

Anzu-Kinashi: IN ALL MY YEARS OF LIVIGM

Kugie-Kizuchi: I FELL OF MK CHAIR

Kugie-Kizuchi: AND MY SIDES ARE DYING

Ryoko-Hirose: I THINK

Ryoko-Hirose: I'LL DIE

Ryoko-Hirose: FROM HYPERVENTILATING 

Ranmaru-Kageyama: hey!

Ranmaru-Kageyama: its not funny

Joe-Tazuna: YES

Joe-Tazuna: YES IT IS

Ranmaru-Kageyama: sara

Ranmaru-Kageyama: help me

Sara-Chidouin: I would, Ranmaru

Sara-Chidouin: but I'm also kinda laughing

Sara-Chidouin: right now

Sara-Chidouin: a lot

Ranmaru-Kageyama: betrayed by my own goddess...

Joe-Tazuna: Dude cheer up!

Joe-Tazuna: youre the star of the show!

Ranmaru-Kageyama: i cant cheer up at that.

Ryoko-Hirose: y'know what would be even better?

Ryoko-Hirose: Ranmaru wearing that suit while giving back pats.

Ranmaru-Kageyama:

Ranmaru-Kageyama: im leaving

Ryoko-Hirose: WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT

Ryoko-Hirose: @Ranmaru-Kageyama

Sara-Chidouin: let's leave him be

Sara-Chidouin: if we apologize tomorrow he'll come around.

Anzu-Kinashu: yeah

Joe-Tazuna: sucks he cant give back pats to himself

Sara-Chidouin: JOE

Joe-Tazuna: WHAT?

Joe-Tazuna: i'm just sayin'

Kugie-Kizuchi: Sara's definitely sighing.

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