Today is the first day of school, and right now we're just waiting around for the teacher to hurry up and finish the seating chart. So I might as well write in this book to pass the time.

By the way, let me give you some good advice... On the first day of school, you got to be really careful where you sit. You walk into the classroom and just plunk your stuff down on any desk and the next thing you know is the teacher is saying—

So in this class, I got stuck with Bookmark in front of me and Bubble Blower in back of me.