Dede: Wassup H.A.GGGG... as y'all seen from the title I'm pranking my gf with the ion wanna be dior daddy or the baby in yo stomach daddy... if y'all ain't know (y/n) is pregnant with our second kid and I'm happy asf I mean I'm ready to father two kids... but today she ain't gone know that

*dede start laughing*

Dede: but she took dior to this lil party and she on her way back rn so I'm bout to set up the camera so stay tuned Onnnn ganggg!! 

*dede set up the cameras and stuff*

*you come home*

(Y/n): Dede

Dede: Yes

(Y/n): son yo daughter is sooo fucking bad

Dede: that ain't my baby but why?

(Y/n): she damn near broke they bounce house and wym

Dede: That lul guh bad and wym

(Y/n): you finna act like you ain't just say dior wasnt yo baby

Dede: cause she not

(Y/n): how dior not yo baby

Dede: cause Ian ready to be a dad

(Y/n): Wtf... but you got a whole baby right here and one otw and you ain't ready to be no dad

Dede: Maneee... everybody outtchu livin they best life and I'm here changing fucking diapers.. and when you drop dat baby Ian goin be able to do shit

(Y/n): seee. I'm bout to bat tf outta you... lemme take YOUR DAUGHTER upstairs rq cause you bout to make me mad

Dede: son that's not my baby

*you take dior upstairs*

(Y/n): so lemme get this straight you get me pregnant...happy asab the whole time I'm pregnant... bout Buku clothes,toys,pampers allat.... cry when i had dior... be the best fucking father ever...turn around and get me pregnant again now you don't wanna be a dad

Dede: yea that's what I'm saying.. see you broke it down for me

(Y/n): Omggggg you really bout to have me flash outttttttt.... Dauris you sound dumb asf rn

Dede: maneee why you gotta call me by government

(Y/n): Sooo you saying you bout to leave out dior and this baby life

Dede: I mean yea... like she gone know who I am but....

*you throw a cup at dede*

Dede: Son why tf would you throw that whole sprite on me mane

(Y/n): BECAUSE YOU SOUND DUMBBBB!!!! IF YOU AINT WANNA BE A DAD YOU WAS BETTER OFF LEAVING WHEN I WAS PREGNANT WITH DIORRRR!!!

Dede: DAMN YOU KNOW DIOR AND THE BABY FOREVER GONE BE MY KIDS

(Y/n): What

*dede start laughing*

Dede: It's a prankkkkk

*dede get the camera*

(Y/n): I stg you betta go sleep in mac room tonight

*dede start hugging you*

Dede: you really thought I was tryna not be they daddy

(Y/n): Yes mane you ddtmmm

Dede: Y'all she threw a fucking cup of sprite at me

(Y/n): go get me another on

*dede kiss you*

Dede: My Baby is pregnant againnnnn... but anyways make sure y'all get this to 100k likes, spam the comments with team dede because I got her ass back

(Y/n): Agg bagggg... comment what y'all think the gender of our baby gone be TEAMMM BOYYY

Dede: Nah team girlll... but lastly smash that subscribe button onnnn ganggg