Kokichi, drunk probably: *Breaks into dining hall* I've come to make an announcement: Rantaro Amami's a Bitch ass motherfucker

Kokichi: He pissed on my fUcKiNg husband

Kokichi: That's right, he took his avocado fucking' green Dick out-

Tsumugi: Kirumi, I'm scared

Kokichi: and hE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND

Kokichi: And he said his Dick was *Places hands 6 inches away from each other* t h i s b i g

Miu:  Laughing in the background*

Kokichi: And I said that's disgusting

Rantaro: *Laughing, but also confused*

Kokichi: So I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com:

Kokichi: Rantaro Amami, you got a small dick!

The monitor in dining hall turned on, showing a walnut.

Kokichi: It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller

Kokichi: And guess what?

The walnut started glowing.

Kokichi: Here's what my dong looks like

The bottom half of walnut exploded while Kokichi makes explosion sounds

Miu + Rantaro: *Dying in the background*

The bottom half of walnut now has a sharp pointed stick on it

Kokichi: That's right baby *Winks at Shuichi*

Kokichi: Tall points, not green, no pillows!

Kokichi: Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong

The stick started glowing.

Kokichi: He fucked my husband so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth

Kokichi: THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET

The stick fired off a laser.

Kokichi: MY SUPER LASER PISS

Kokichi: Except I'm not gonna pass on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher

The monitor switched to a picture of the moon.

Kokichi: I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOON

The laser hits the moon causing it to blow up.

Kokichi: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT UN?!

Kokichi: I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT

UN: *Watching from corner, laughing but visibly confused*

Miu: *Falls out of chair laughing*

The monitor changed to a 24 hour countdown.

Kokichi: You have 23 hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fUcKiNg earth, now get out of my fUcKiNg sight before I piss on you too

Kokichi then abruptly turned around and stormed out of the dining hall.

The countdown was still on the monitor.

Rantaro: *Wheezing* PAUSE IT PAUSE IT PAUSE IT PAUSE IT

Rantaro: *Out of breath* PAUSE IT PLEASE HAVE MERCY

Rantaro: *A solid 8 seconds of wheeze laughing*

Shuichi: Hi, yes, what the fuck

UN: W-We haven't even made it to the comments yet-

UN: So, um

UN: Bolkoniczka asked "so Kaito, how do you like being trapped in space?"

Kaito: *Hands behind his head* I mean, I can somehow breathe and not die from the cold, and I've accomplished my dream, so pretty good!

UN: Neat

UN: LittleNellB said "I dare each victim from SDR2 to watch their murderers executions."

Twogami: Huh, okay.

After watching

Twogami: Well, it doesn't seem like the egg and flour, I'm assuming, hurt him very much, and lava would most likely kill immediately, so he didn't feel very much pain. I'm glad.

Mahiru: Peko would've survived if not for Fuyuhiko! But it was courageous seeing how he tried to save her.

Hiyoko: What the fuck was that execution? Ultimate nurse, more like Ultimate fan service

Ibuki: That was,,, interesting

Nekomaru: HE ACCEPTED HIS DEATH WITH PRIDE AND SAVED HIS HAMSTERS! ADMIRABLE!

Nagito: Ah, to see such hope fall, it almost brings me into despair

UN: Alright, neat -praise_atua- says "Um, I dare Maki and Peko to be yandere for 5 chapters.
goodluckfuyuhikoandkaito>:)"

Kaito: What's a yandere-

Maki: Don't worry about it

Fuyuhiko: Oh no

Kazuichi: *Walks up, unknowing of the dare* Hey, Fuyuh-

Peko: *Places sword at Kazuichi's neck* Take another step towards Young Master and I'll slice off your head

Kazuichi: *Squeaks*

Miu: Aw, that's such a nice relationship!

UN: I've been gone for so long I forgot about Miu's dare-

Shuichi: You were here this morning?-

UN: Shush-

UN: KittenHart_Playz says "I dare Kaito to make a space cake for Maki. And I dare Maki to at least try the cake :3."

Kaito: hoW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE A CAKE IN S P A C E?!

A kitchen suddenly appeared next to Kaito.

Kaito: Oh, wow.

After an hour, a cake appears next to Maki on the table.

Maki: I'll eat anything my lover tells me to~

UN: I'm scared

Maki: *Literally choking* It's wonderful!

UN: *Eats a piece*

UN: *Spits it out* IT'S DISGUSTING WHAT DO YOU MEAN

Maki: *Holds up knife* Do you want to die?

UN: I-I'll leave-

UN: CrystalFlame14, we can't do your dare because I don't know that game, so I apologize

UN: justmonika06 said "I dare the V3 cast to all act like their Pregame selves for 10 asks."

UN: I apologize if I write anyone out of character

Shuichi: H-Huh? Where am I?

Kyoko: Saihara, are you okay?

Shuichi: K-Kyoko Kirigiri?

Shuichi: *Pinches self* I-I'm not dreaming!

Shuichi: *Starts laughing and drooling* It's my wildest dreams come true.

Makoto: *Grabs onto Kyoko* I'm scared

Kaito: WHERE THE FUCK AM I?! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL WHOEVER PUT ME HERE

UN: I feel like something very bad is going to happen to me next chapter...

Kokichi: *Jumping at every little movement*

Maki: Good evening, UN!~ Just don't touch my Kaito~

UN: I'm even more scared.

Gonta: *Steps on an ant*

Nagito: How hopeless

Ryoma: Don't be depressed! You have an entire life out there so enjoy it!

Kaede: ...You're all idiots.

Kiibo: What is this?

Miu: An opportunity to make friends!

Rantaro: N..Not another one

Korekiyo: *Pulls up mask as he coughs*

Tsumugi: T-This must be a master season of Danganronpa!

Hajime: What is Danganronpa?

Tsumugi: THE ULTIMATE REAL FICTION

Junko: Hey, Tsumugi, one question

Junko: What the fuck

Tsumugi: J-Junko!

Kirumi: This sucks. You all suck. I hate you.

UN: Illegal Heathers intensifies

Ibuki: ANGIE WE NEED YOUR GOD-

Angie: God doesn't exist, you dumb.

Tenko: Ugh, typical women. Disgusting.

Himiko: *Jumping up and down excitedly*

(I just made the ones we haven't actually seen I just put the opposite of their personalities)

UN: Uh, I'm scared af

UN: SuperSpaghettiCat says "Ryoma gets the cats back for 20. Also he gets an extra 5 from me"

Ryoma: Cats are annoying.

15 cats appear.

Cat1: RYOMA

Ryoma: scREE-

Ryoma: WHAT THE HELL

Cat2: Don't you remember us?

Ryoma: nO-

UN: Catdragon1031 asks "Y'all. Do you have a famous quote? Also lemme just: *hugs Gonta* best bug boi. *Hugs Kaito* Best space boi. *hugs Toko* best author gurl. *hugs Ibuki* I named a narwhal plushie after you."

Makoto + Hajime: NO, THAT'S WRONG!

Makoto: Shuichi and Kaede also say it.. but uh..

Kaede + Shuichi: I BECOME THE PROTAGONIST?!

Shuichi: I-If there are two, then that means...

Shuichi: *Drools and hugs self* I-I might get my execution!!

UN: Succi, baby boi, no

Byakuya: TELL THEM NAEGI!

Chiaki:....I think...

Nagito: HOPE!

Catdragon: *Appears*

Catdragon: *Hugs Toko* Best author gurl!

Toko: G-Get off me! You're just pretending, aren't you?!

Catdragon: *Hugs Ibuki* I named a Narwhal plushie after you

Ibuki: *Hugs back* Awww thank you! I'll name one after you too!

Catdragon: *Waves goodbye before disappearing*

UN: I-I believe that's it

UN: I hope you enjoyed!

Amnesia: 3 Left

Space: 1 Left

RIP Oumasai: 1 Left

Wolves: 2 Left

Yandere: 5 Left

Pregame: 10 Left

Cats: 20 Left