Proud of these! There's literally over 300 words of actual content in this one, compared to the 88 words of the last one, so here you go. PLEASE COMMENT YOUR OWN! I wanna add them into other incorrect quotes imagine (with credit, of course) Anyways, enjoy!

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Tim: *walks into the dining room* ...what the hell is Damian doing?

Damian: *screaming out the windows* I AM IN LOOOOVE--

Y/n: Damian had a minor surgery down in the Batcave, he's still a little doped up.

Tim: are... aren't you going to stop him?

Y/n: *smiley and lovesick* Nah

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Bruce: You're smiling... what did you do?

Damian: Can't I just smile because I feel like it, father?

Y/n: Tim tripped and fell on his face trying to chase Damian around the house.

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Talia: *exists*

Y/n: Stay the fuck away from my boy, demon bitch!!!

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Bruce: Damian, no.

Damian: Damian Yes!

Dick: Damian no!

Damian: ... Damian maybe?

Y/n: Dami, no.

Damian: Damian no...

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Damian: I DO WHAT I WANT!!!

Superman: I'm calling your father.

Damian: So?

Superman:... and I'm calling Y/n.

Damian: wait no-

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Y/n: Would you miss me if I died?

Damian: Ha. You think death can get you out of this friendship.

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Y/n, fresh and new as Nightingale: Oh, a favorite superhero? Oh, I don't know, they're all pretty cool!

Y/n as a teenage vigilante: Anyone and everyone except for Batman. Hey Batman. BATMAN! Fuck you.

Jason: *Proud*

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Beast boy: Jeez, do those two hate each other or something?

*Nightingale and Robin fighting in the distance*

Nightwing: No, they get along pretty well! They love each other.

Beast boy:... are... are you sure? I think they just started a fistfight dude.

Nightwing: They're fine. They play fight a lot.

Nightingale is the distance: FUCK OFF, YOU BRATTY BASTARD!

Robin: FUCK YOU!

Beast Boy: .... are you sure-

Nightwing: they say it wITH LOVE, I SWEAR!

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Y/n: Hey Damian, have you seen my jacket? It keeps going missing.

Damian: *chilling on the couch in a jacket too big for him* Spooky

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*Damian, carrying a bunch of bags for some reason*

Y/n: *reaches out* hey, you need a hand?

Damian: *switches all the bags to the other arm* *holds your hand* thanks

Y/n: that's not what I-??  

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Damian: You're so stupid

Y/n: Whatever

*later*

Random Villian: Ha! I've caught you in my trap, you stupid little-

Robin: *drops from the shadows and lands on villains back* how fuCKING DARE YOU-

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Me: Hey brain! We've got literally nothing to do except work I don't wanna do to boost my English grade, so let's write or do something!

My brain: Cool, cool, but get this,  we could do nothing at all, cry, draw, and fuck up our sleep schedule!

Me: ... any other options? Like, productive options?

Brain: Nope!!!

Lol yeah, this is how I've been for the past 4 weeks of doing not a damn thing. I hope y'all are doing well in these crazy times! Have an awesome day/evening! (it's like 12:46 AM rn and I'm tired but I can't sleep, so HERE WE BE!!)

~Amber <3