Endeavors POV

'Geez I need to stop laughing, but those two really do act like a married couple!' He thought too himself, silently laughing at the sight of Hawks and Dabi arguing over who does the dishes.

Hawks POV

"Oi Endeavour! Why don't you do them?" Hawks said as if he had just came up with the cure for fucking Coronavirus or something. (A/N Coronavirus is actually important and dangerous if your experiencing symptoms go tell your doctor or parents or a trusted adult). Endeavor just shook his head and laughed.
"Tell Shigaraki or someone too."
"ARE YOU KIDDING??!" Hawks said loudly, "DO YOU WANT TO EAT OFF A PLATE OR NOT?! THAT BASTARD'LL JUST DISINTEGRATE THEM ALL!"
Dabi fell to the floor laughing, tears in his eyes.
"Pffffft, your right!" He cried through laughter.
"Hey guys I-" Shigaraki was cut off when he walked into the kitchen to see Hawks shouting, Dabi rolling around on the floor laughing and Endeavour holding his hands up in defence of himself, "What the duck happened here?" He asked, confused.
"He- He said- Psssh" Dabi choked on his words and couldn't finish his sentence.
Hawks turned somewhat calmly to face Shigaraki,
"This dick here," He pointed at Endeavor, "Suggested you wash the dishes. So I said that you'll just disintegrate them all, and apparently that was a trigger for this bitch," He Kicked Dabis body that was still rolling around on the floor, " To start cackling like a hyena."
"I- Wow." Was all Shigaraki could say, before he walked back out the room, shook by the scenario he had just witnessed.
Hawks turned to see Dabi had finally composed himself and Endeavour was doing the dishes, he sighed,
"I'm going to bed." He said bluntly.
"Okay."
"Nu-Night Birdie." Dabi smirked before walking over and hugging him from behind.
Hawks got out of his grip and walked up to his room, then he flopped onto the bed and fell asleep.