Daga: Hey slender can you do me a favour 

Slendy: Depends on what it is

Daga: Well your have the power to make people into creepy pasta's right?

Slendy: Yes, why do you ask

Daga: Well because 20 years ago we had Bob Hope, Jonny Cash and Steve Jobs

Slendy: And??

Daga: Well now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope

Slendy: what is it your trying  to say

Daga: Just promise me you won't let Kevin Bacon die too

Slendy: -_-