A nice request. Basically EU gets drunk and does stupid stuff

EU was with Russia and UN discussing some stuff when EU took a vodka bottle, thinking that it's water and chugged the entire thing.
'Phew.. I was so thirsty- hold up why does it taste weird?'
'Er— DISCUSSION IS OVER BYE BYE!' Russia said, kicking out the organizations knowing how drunk EU would get. UN realized that and decided to give this serious boss some embarrassing moments.

EU left to his office and soon the alcohol kicked in.
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EU sloppily walked over to Germany's office and Germany turned to the drunk organization.
'Yes boss, how may I help you?' Germany asked, acting as professional as he could while working on his papers.

'My son! There you are!' EU exclaimed while picking up Germany. 'Don't run away again, you are grounded.' UN held up the camera and laughed a lot while Germany had a confused face glued on him.

'Mr. EU? I'm not your son, I'm your employee- AAAAA!' EU hugged Germany tighter and Germany couldn't move and flapped his wings and then EU bundled them together with Germany after a while Germany gave up and accepted his fate, annoyed.

UN burst out laughing.
'UN??? Is mr EU drunk?' He asked while trying to get out of his grasp. UN nodded while laughing and EU carried Germany the entire way, even though Germany tried to escape multiple times from his boss's grasp.
'EUUU LET ME GOOOOO I HAVE WORK TO DO!!' Germany groaned.

'You can do your homework at my house.' EU scoffed.
'Homework? Mr EU we aren't kids, we are adults!' EU ignored Germany while he still tried to escape but the union was stronger.

He walked over to ASEAN's office.
'Hey there!' EU said cheerfully. ASEAN turned to the German, the laughing UN and the weird union.
'Germany here is your mother, ASEAN.'
'AH IS MY MOTHER? MR EU HOW DRUNK ARE YOU?!' EU walked to ASEAN,

'Want to help OUR son with homework?' EU offered ASEAN and ASEAN blushed lightly. She walked over to UN to ask what to do. She decided to help EU so she agreed to "help" Germany with his non existent homework.

'ASEAN what are you doing?'
'Don't worry Germany, just play along I'll help EU to his house and then you are free.' ASEAN whispered, EU passed Germany to ASEAN who had to unfortunately hold onto Germany. Germany got to hide his wings to make it easier for ASEAN quickly. EU walked over to NATO's office.

'EYYY ITS YOUR BEST FRIEND PRAGUE *hic*' EU said while taking NATO.
'UN???' NATO asked while UN was crying laughing. ASEAN let Germany off her and he tried to escape but EU quickly snatched him bac.
'Nuh-uh son YOURE going home no more sneaking out.' EY said while giving him back to ASEAN.

'Son? EU are you drunk? Also you are EU not Prague- EU LET ME DOWN!' EU opened the window and threw NATO out of it.
'FOURTH DEFENESTRATION BABY!' He yelled while slurring halfway. Germany was praying that he wasn't the next from the window but luckily he wasn't.

'Mr. EU? Can I go to the park?' Germany asked trying to be go back to his work.
'No, I said you're grounded. Call me dad by the way I don't know who mr EU is or whatever nickname that is.' EU replied.

'CaLl mE dAD' UN mocked while recording and wiping a tear.
'Ugh. dAD, can I go back to my office?' Germany rolled his eyes and ASEAN giggled a bit.
'Office? You mean your mothers? I SAID NO YOU ARE GROUNDED.' EU sternly replied before having another hiccup.

He looked out the window with an annoyed NATO covered in mud from the landing. UN took his phone.
'UN? Make sure EU doesn't do anything more stupid like this.' NATO shouted from the ground floor before wiping some mud from his face. 'Thank god I'm not human.'

ASEAN decided she could take a step to save Germany from EU.
'EU? Germany isn't your son.' EU turned to ASEAN with a flash of emotions and UN was getting disappointed that it's ending.
'THEN LETS MAKE HIM OUR SON!' Germany's mouth dropped wide open, how drunk did EU get?

EU grabbed ASEAN's hand and Germany's who tried escape gently before hopping into EU's BMW.
'EU is driving? EU YOU ARE DRUNK!' Surprisingly EU was good at driving with assistance of ASEAN and then they arrived.

'Hello, my name is Brazil that works at the adoption center. Mr EU???'
'I'm here to file an adoption for Germany. Who is an orphan.' Germany shook his head multiple times but Brazil had to do his job and register Germany as EU's and ASEAN's son.

'Mr. Brazil, EU is drunk don't let him adopt Germany.'
'He can disown Germany once he is no longer drunk.' Brazil shrugged and EU signed the papers. Germany blinked multiple times.

'You did not just-' Germany got cut off by ASEAN telling him to calm down.

EU hugged his now new son and Germany rolled his eyes while hugging back and UN took a billion pictures before sending it to NATO.
EU then carried ASEAN bridal style and pecked her on the cheek who blushed madly from it and UN took another billion pictures.

'SHIP!' UN screamed while ASEAN stared at him with a glare.
'Let's get EU home.. he is really drunk.' Germany said while stating near EU.
'Fine.' UN said disappointed, 'it would have been more fun, I'll call other organizations to help EU at home. Lemme drive you guys.' EU nodded and still had ASEAN in his hand while holding Germany's hand on the other.

UN took them to EU's car and started the engine. EU was in the middle seat while Germany and ASEAN were on the side.
'Ms. ASEAN are you dating EU or is EU just so drunk he can't tell?'

'Sadly- I mean... he isn't dating me.'
'Sadly~' UN teased while ASEAN rolled her eyes.
'For an organization you are quite immature.'

'Come on! We need fun for once, isn't it funny to see EU this way?' UN whined.

'Beer!' EU yelled and Germany searched his bag but ASEAN stopped him.
'We are meant to care for him, don't give him the beer.' She reminded and Germany leaned back on his seat awkwardly, I mean he was in a car with three VERY IMPORTANT organizations including his boss.

'UN, just an reminder he literally adopted Germany just because he is drunk. Imagine how complicated it would be to disown Germany!' ASEAN added before pointing at Germany who was being compressed by EU.

'I know, that's why we are driving. ASEAN can you put FBI and NATO on the phone?'

'Sure.' ASEAN said while taking out her phone to text the two, she didn't cal just in case UN was stupid enough to crash.

ASEAN: YALL go to EU's house before I don't give you guys dumplings

NATO: why? He threw me out the window!

FBI: HE WHAT? LOL

ASEAN: NATO HE LITERALLY ADOPTED GERMANY OFFICIALLY! HELP THE POOR GUY TILL HE SOBERS UP.

'TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR~' EU sang on the top of his voice and Germany found it a bit funny and chuckled lightly. ASEAN looked at UN who still was recording from the car without looking at the others.
'EU? Can you not lean on me?' Germany asked politely but EU actually listens and leans on his own part.
'Danke.' Germany thanked. EU was fiddling with his hands a lot.

FBI: okay we are in the way🙄

NATO: EU is so stupid rn. Fine, we'll be there in ten minutes.

ASEAN: Thanks.

ASEAN turned off her phone and looked at EU who seemed stressed all the sudden.
'EU? Are you ok?'
'Sick...'
'UN PULL OVER EU IS CAR SICK!' UN pulled over and opened the door on Germany's side. Germany helped EU from the car and EU threw up on the ground. ASEAN was still in the car, waiting for the others to be back. Germany patted his "father's" back for support and took out a napkin from his suit to help EU clean up a bit before going back in the car.

'Did EU drink vodka?' Germany asked while buckling EU in the car seat since EU was too drunk to do it himself.

'How did you know? I thought you only drink beer.'

'I hangout with Russia, he and Czechia are my drinking buddies.' Germany answered before turning to EU. 'Better now? "Dad"?' Germany asked and cringed a little from calling his own boss his father. EU nodded and started to sing more from whatever came out the radio. UN was laughing and surprisingly Germany had fun too except the fact he just got adopted by his boss.

They arrived at the house with NATO and FBI waiting for them and ASEAN searched EU's pockets for his keys and opened the door. She let them in.
'How his house is nice.'
'WeLcoMe tO mY cAsTLe' EU said before collapsing on the ground randomly, taking Germany down with him. Germany sighed and helped EU up like he did with Russia every time he got drunk.

FBI led EU to his bedroom which was a large one with three beds.
'What the heck does EU needs three queen sized beds for???' NATO asked.
'For my dogs but they died this year *hic*' EU replied.
'Oh.. sorry to hear that.' FBI said.

'Now I have you guys!' He pointed at Germany who sat down on one off je beds, more nervous since he was again, the only country surrounded by important people.
FBI walked to Germany and asked Germany if EU actually adopted him and Germany nodded.
'OOOOOOF' EU gasped dramatically while falling off the bed. NATO helped him up.

EU then, as the son of disaster probably when drunk, opened the window and chucked out some of his files.
'Wanna join?' EU asked Germany who denied and pulled EU with his best strength, taking out his wings to make it easier for Germany.
'ASEAN quickly get the files before he loses them, I'll help EU settle to bed.' Germany said. It was really weird for Germany, he got adopted by him, saw him drunk, saw him throw NATO out the window, act like a baby and so on.

He took off EU's jacket and brought him to the bathroom to get him cleaned up, by flushing his face and so on. He passed some clothes that FBI found in the closet to EU for him to change into before heading downstairs to make some Snitchzel. NATO checked on EU when he was done and seemed slightly sobered up, not enough to remember everything though.

Germany ran upstairs with Plates of food, one for NATO, EU, ASEAN, FBI, UN and himself. 'Thanks' they all said while munching on the food. Germany decided to take off his jacket as-well since it was well heated in this room and so did the others.

After four hours of disaster and screaming, it was time for sleep and FBI and NATO left the house. Germany, ASEAN and UN stayed. ASEAN and UN decided to care for him till the next day, Germany had no choice since he got adopted AND EU wouldn't let him leave since he got "grounded".

ASEAN placed EU in his bed and Germany jumped on his new bed, he was going to get disowned tomorrow anyway.
'ASEAN should I just sleep on the sofa? I mean there are only three beds, EU, you and UN.'

'Nah it's fine, I'll sleep downstairs.' EU suddenly jumped up and took ASEAN with him to his bed.
'I want cuddles.' EU huffed, UN took out his phone AFAIN to record.
'W-what?!'
'Cuddles.' He hugged ASEAN like if he was never going to see her again.
'Fine.' She rolled her eyes and laid on the same bed with EU, UN jumped to his own bed and f before he fell asleep he took some pictures of EU and ASEAN cuddling.
'Night son.'
'Night?' Germany replied with a question mark before falling asleep with the others.

<the next morning>

EU woke up first, confused what happened yesterday, he was next to ASEAN in bed which made him blush. He had a crush on ASEAN but never showed any sighs. He then turned to Germany who was sleeping on one of the beds and then to the other where UN slept. Why on Earth was Germany, his employee ON ONE OF HIS BEDS?!

UN then woke up and rubbed his eyes before looking at the confused Union.
'Hey EU! Sober already?'
'W-what happened? Why is ASEAN and Germany here???'
'OOF.. you might want to look at these.' He passed EU his phone, full of pictures and videos of what happened yesterday.

'YOU DIDN'T STOP ME?!' EU screeched. 'What is this photo? Adoption papers?'

'You adopted Germany.' UN snickered 'and grounded him, you skipped that part of the video though. And you threw up on The sidewalk and Germany had to help you.' UN added.

'You could've stopped me AND THEN YOU MADE ME THROW NATO OUT THE WINDOW AND ADOPT GERMANY??' EU screamed. ASEAN and Germany yawned a bit.

'Fünf Minuten Klaus. Fünf Minuten. Klaus, Halt die Klappe.' (Translation: Five minutes Klaus. Five minutes. Klaus shut up.) Klaus was Germany's support dog for his eye sight. He was basically blind without his glasses but Germany always loses his glasses, he had contacts today. 'Hold up.. you aren't Klaus!' He pointed at EU. 'Oh now I remember... hey mr Eu? Are you sober yet?'

EU nodded, 'what did I do to ASEAN?'
'We'll you just cuddled her and kissed her on the cheek, nothing too serious. You did adopt me though and ground me, not lending me do my work. So I'll have a small delay on my work.' Germany explained.

'I'm so sorry Germany.. you too ASEAN..' EU apologized. 'Only if this weirdo stopped me!' EU rubbed his head.

'You are having a hangover I suppose, we can help you till you're fully recovered. You drank an entire vodka bottle after all.' UN said.

'It's fine.' Both ASEAN and Germany asked.

'EU? I have a question?' EU shrugged at ASEAN as an response to ask it. 'D-do you have a crush on me?'

EU wanted to deny it, but at the same time what if she had feelings for him. UN gave him the sign to go for it and Germany did so too.
EU just nodded lightly before turning away, expecting the worst but ASEAN just hugged him. 'I do too, EU. Maybe don't be drunk next time though.' ASEAN giggled.

'I NEED MORE DRUNK EU MOMENTS.' UN declared.

'So.. EU I'm still adopted by you.. how do you disown me?'

'Can I keep you for now? I mean I can still treat you as before before I find the time to disown you.'

'Fine.' Germany said, 'you got to unground me first.'

'*sigh* okay.'