I don't particularly ship this, but it isn't bad so I'll do it lmao.

Vampire:
• He's grade A fuckboy I'm sorry not sorry. 🤷‍♀️
   -not in a sense he only craves sex,,,, but it's his personality lmao. Sexual jokes 24/7. He also dressed like a slut 💁‍♀️

• duh he drinks. It takes him a lot to become even a little tipsy tho. When he's DRUNK he'll do dumb shit like trying to flirt with Sparkling, then freak out over "AW FUCK I CANT BE FLIRTING WITH YOU, IM ALREADY TAKEN"!!!

Sparkling:

• He's the parent in the relationship. No questions.

• He'll often flirt with Vampire and uh... he can't handle it— so sparkling just keeps doing it until he has to stop because of how hard he's laughing.

Ship Dynamic:

• every weekend they dress up (vampire wearing latex and basically just looking like a drag queen. While sparkling just wears limited/tight clothing)

• I can't say for certain who's a top/bottom— but like. I can imagine Vampire randomly just crawling into Sparklings lap. Probably while eating too.
   -Sparkling: "man, getcho bitch ass up"

• Sparkling cooks. Vampire steals little bits of food before the meal is even finished 💀

• Sparkling treats Vampire like he's incapable of doing things (almost like a child) and uh... to an extent where even "in bed", he'll explain how to do things. Somehow it makes it enjoyable for them both

YA UH. YOUR WELCOME AHHAHAHA