before i start with my theory id like to apologize for no updates recently. gUYS RANI AND I ARE DOING THE PSAT TEST TODAY AND I HAVE 14 PENCILS PLEASE PRAY FOR US. also thanks for 70k !!!!!!

okay this isn't much of a theory but rather a game. otherwise known as channel infinity.

what you will need to do
-get 1 tv (the older the better)

-get 1 remote control (doesn't need to be the same as the television)

-turn on the television and go to a channel with a static or black screen.

-leave the room for three hours, call over some friends or stay with your significant other

-during these hours you're going to want to have some things.
• an item that you hold dear.
• 2 handheld mirrors.
• a weapon.
• your favorite book.
• a mobile communication device.
• 1 key
• 1 sledgehammer or pickaxe.

-after three hours have passed go into the room alone and look at the screen until you feel freaked out.

-call others into the room and give the item you hold dearest to the person you care most about. if you do not have that item give them a hug and whisper a secret into their ear.

-send them back out and tell them to not come back inside unless you ask them too. it is going to be harder if there's more people, but it will be safer for you to have more.

-hold the two mirrors and position one facing the television and one facing towards you so the television will be directed to the wall behind you. stay like this until a question pops up on the screen. if you have no mirrors, sit in a chair facing away from the mirror and don't move until you hear a noise.

-grab the remote, there will be a question on the screen. hold your remote in your hand, press channel up for yes and channel down for no. there will be anywhere from 3 to 26 questions. the questions will be anywhere from philosophical to trivial.

-after the questions one of these things will happen.
• your favorite show will appear but in the episode all the characters will be mangled and killed.
•you will see a picture of you LEAST favorite person or thing ever. break the screen with the weapon, it will fix itself. this is the easiest of all outcomes
•a sparkly vortex will appear around you, you will be pulled into an alternate dimension.

-if the third option happens you will find yourself in a twisted version of your own home, go to your room and find the four items you will need.

-then leave your room, everything outside will be a more mad version of our own world, go to the nearest public building and use the key to open the door.

-once entered, find a room with only one entrance. sit down and start beginning to read your book. you will start to hear footsteps but do not open the door and do not look up from your book.

-after you stop hearing steps count to 250 and every 10 numbers you will hear a step. when you get to 250 you will hear knocking on the door. if there are three knocks open the door, if there are four say, "i forbid you." twice and proceed to open the door.

-you will see a stone statue of the person you love the most. destroy the head with the sledgehammer or the pickaxe and if it's a female destroy the left hand.

-exit the building through the entrance you came in, it will be night and the moon will either be pink or green, full or half.
• if the moon is pink and half pull out your phone and call the third recent contact.
• pink and full, take the phone and dial a random number, before they answer bite your tongue.
•green and half, take off all your clothes and sprint back to your house do not look back.
• green and full, you will be dead within the next hour.

-if you get one of the first three you will wake up in front of the television and continue the ritual.

-after this you have reached channel infinity. you will get to do one of two things, if you look at the channel guide you will see shows with the name "how to find true love" or "the meaning of life." the more people you have outside the more promising the answers of the shows. if you choose not to do that you can sit and do not change the channel from the static screen and maintain eye contact. you will see images that if deciphered will answer the greatest questions you have. do what you feel you must do and something will happen, mostly good but sometimes bad, you may leave the room at any time. you will not be allowed to talk to anyone about your experience and you may only visit channel infinity four times in your life.