Maxios' Tachikaze Decklist & Question and Answers (No One-shot, sorry!)

Maxios: Heyo! I haven't updated the deck in awhile, so excuse me for the slightly outdated deck. I only added a few footnotes. Ok, have fun!!


Grade 0
4x Ancient Dragon, Dinodile (Critical)


Maxios: Basically a Soulcharge and Countercharge during desperate times XD


1x Baby Camara (Starting Vanguard)


4x Cannon Fire Dragon, Parasaulauncher (Critical; Gaia Crit)


4x Cannon Fire Dragon, Sledge Ankylo (Draw; Margal Clone)


4x Savage Healer (Heal)


Maxios: If you run no heals... I applaud you.


Grade 1
4x Cold Dragon, Freezernyx (MVP)


Maxios: This card is broken. As long as it's retired (it doesn't have to be retired by effect, so if you can call a unit over it... yeah.) you can cc 1/sc 1. That's why Dinodile is for desperate situations... Cause this guy will fix your problems for you


4x Prism Bird (G1 Stride Cost + Searcher)


4x Savage Guardian (Perfect Guard G)


3x Winged Dragon, Beamptero


Maxios: This guy helps with columns as he can easily give a 3k and revive. Basically a better Margal


Grade 2
3x Beam Dragon, Apatomaser


4x Blade Dragon, Jigsawsaurus


Maxios: Get your free draws here, roll up, roll up!


3x Explosive Dragon, Sarcoblaze


Maxios: Rarely use him


Grade 3
4x Emperor Dragon, Gaia Emperor (Avatar)


Maxios: This guy is superior to the new one by far. The stride skill is amazing as it makes Freezernyx and Camara broken as hell! Plus I can hear Shadow Paladin users begging Bushi for the revival skill but they'll never get it cause they got Edgy Wizards calling two units instead huehuehue


4x Rage Dragon, Tyrannobrute (Back up)


Grade 4 (G-Deck)
4x Absolute Ruler, Gluttony Dogma (Restand the Vanguard!!)


Maxios: Finish them with this


4x Destruction Tyrant, Archraider


Maxios: More like Arch-never used


4x Destruction Tyrant, Gradogigant (MVP)


Maxios: Basically right, this makes Freezernyx and Camara broken even more and free draws. Plus this guys can get a +15k buff which makes his attack alone a 41k swing. Mind blown yet? (And they asked why I changed to Tachikaze, psh, I gave away my Scrub Paladins to my edgy brother and then I moved onto the discount Paladins from Zoo, psh, I'm so epic)


4x Iron Armor Chancellor, Dimor Phalanx (G Guardian)


Maxios: I bet he isn't even part dinosaur


Maxios: Q N A!!


Q) To Yza-
Go around screaming "Ayaza-kun" like that one guy does with Izaya


Yza: ...why?! *sigh* AYAZA-KUN!! AYAZA-KUN!!! AYAZA-KUN!!!


Ayaza: Yes? And when did you use honorifics?


Yza: SHADDAP, AYAZA-KUN!!! AYAZA-KUN!!


Ayaza: Are you on drugs?


Yza: Crack, actually.


Ayaza: ...


Yza: I own an Illegal Crack Making Place. *innocent smile*


Ayaza: I hope your-


Kevin: Yo wassup Yza, I just finished making the batches of crack fam, want me to sell where?


Ayaza: SO THAT'S HOW YOU'VE MANAGED TO BUY SO MUCH HENTAI AND RAMEN!!!


(Please note that Yza does not actually own a crack drug thing. Cause if he did, then he'd be in jail and the main character of this book would become this guy named: Kagura Hitotsu. Cause he would've seen the deck after. Probably throw it into the trash. Haha.)


Q) To Maverick and Shika-
10000 Push Battle Bitches


Shika: Let's go fam


Maverick: Aye fam


Ryu/Payic: Begin... Now!!!


Shika: *intensely doing push ups*


Maverick: *starts doing push ups at casual rate*


Q) To Ryuzaki and Yza-
Play a game of chess where the pieces are actually shaped like hot anime characters and the playmat is a wallpaper of Highschool DxD naked girls


Meanwhile they were doing push ups...


Yza: ...*nosebleeding*


Ryuzaki: ...*nosebleeding*


Yza: It ain't homo if I start jacking off infront of you, right?


Ryuzaki: No, no, you got the right idea. *starts unzipping pants*


Yza: Imma take this *takes Akeno piece* and uh... Do my business there. *unzips pants*


Ryuzaki: *already rubbing his... *cough* well* Yup, yup, I'll take Rias then *takes Rias piece*


Yza: Cool, cool *starts to... well, jack off*


Q) To All Female Characters-
Pillow fight each other only wearing underwear


All female characters: No... -_-


Q) To Wyvon and Rino-
Go on a double date with two random girls


Rino: *throws dart* *hits on Rachel* Welp, I'm going on a date with your sister...


Wyvon: Double date, actually *throws dart at wall and it hits on Rukia* Welp, I hope Yza doesn't mind


*meanwhile*


Yza: So, uh, Ryuzaki, ya know how your girl kinda looks like Akeno? *continues to do his business*


Ryuzaki: Yup, yup *continues aswell*


Yza: Get me some nudes fam, I'm a big fan of Akeno *continues*


Ryuzaki; She'll probably kill me if I asked *white stuff goes all over Rias*


Yza: That so? *white stuff goes all over Akeno* Welp, I guess I'll just ask Rukia to cosplay ^^


Ryuzaki: Son of a bitch...


*meanwhile*


Rino: ...*in mind* I'M HOLDING A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD HAND, ISN'T THIS LIKE PEDOPHILIA?!


Rachel: Why did I agree to this? *blinks*


Rukia: ...why am I even involved? *holding hands with Wyvon*


Wyvon: Why am I the only one whose name doesn't begin with R?


Rino: HEY HOW ABOUT WE GO TO MY PLACE AND I COOK US LUNCH?!


Wyvon: Our place, Rino.


Rino: S-SAME THING!!


Rukia: Yes sir! I love Rino's cooking!!


Rachel: I could go for some food


Rino: GREAT LETS GO BACK *starts walking awkwardly back, almost robotically*


Wyvon: *films Rino while laughing*


Q) To Ghostie Boys (Izo & Sanda)-
Possess Rukia and Payic and do messed up shit against Yza and Ryuzaki


Ghost Izo: So, whose taking over who-


Ghost Sanda: *posses Rukia*


Ghost Izo: So I get Ryuzaki... Yay. *posses Payic*


Payic: *as Ghost Izo* So, how are we gonna do messed up shit?


Rukia: *as Ghost Sanda* *brings out a cup* Two girls, one cup!


Payic: Ok, seems legit.


*a couple of minutes later*


Rukia: *gives tape to Yza*


Yza: *plays it*


Payic: *gives it to Ryuzaki*


Ryuzaki: *plays it*


Yza: ....OH MY GOD IS THAT SCAT EW WHAT THE FUCK *throws up* YET AT THE SAME TIME I'M STRANGELY TURNED ON *throws up*


Ryuzaki: ...I'm strangely intrigued why that's happening, while at the same time wondering: WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT?! *throws up*


Q) To Ryuzaki and the Other Smartest Character-
Play a game of Chess against each other


Ryuzaki: Who shall be my opponent?


Ryu: Me, Ryu Jomko.


Ryuzaki: *spits out cola* No way it's you...


Ryu: I'm actually second, Backlion was supposed to come but he couldn't make it. Let's play a game I never learnt how to play.


Ryuzaki: *spits out cola* ...


Q) To All Male Characters-
Become YouTubers!
Ryuzaki: Keemstar
Yza: Leafy
Ayaza: Billy the Fridge
Rino: Scarce
Wyvon: I'm Gay guy from Idubbbz
Maxios: FouseyTube
Backlion: KSI
Ayato: Pewdiepie
Zeon: Jacksepticeye
Tai: Markiplier
Shika: IdubbbzTV
Ryu: GradeAUnderA
Maverick: ColossalIsCrazy
Max: Ricegum
Zak: Filthy Frank


Yza: Hey what up guys it's Leafyza here and today we'll be looking at this c-c-cringey kid!!


Ryuzaki: What's up DramaAlert Nation? I'm your host, Ryuzustar and today we will be reporting on drama, such as The Leafyza Is Queer drama, that's right, Leafyza is QUEER!!


Ayaza: I don't know who Billy the Fridge is!!


Rino: Hey what's up guys it's Scarino here, the fat, flannel wearing cuck who will report to you that-


Wyvon: *drops down wearing a green suit* I'M GAY


Maxios: I DO FAKE PRANKS!! MY WEDDING PRANK WASN'T FAKE THOUGH!!!


Rukia: Hi, I'm Rukia, a paid actor by MaxiosTube for his Wedding Prank


Maxios: OH YOU GOTTA BE-


(Note: Prank was real tho)


Backlion: AYATODIEPIE BE PREPARED TO BE ROASTED WHEN ME AND MAXGUM RELEASE OUR DISS TRACK


Max: AYATODIEPIE GET READY FOR SOME SICK TRACK ME AND KSB MAKE ON YA BOI WRITTEN BY MY GHOST PRODUCER WHOO


Ayato: Hey what's up guys it AYATODIEPIEEEE and today we'll be slitting our wrists cause I'm depressed as fuck


Zeon: Top of the morning to ya laddies, it's me, Zeonsepticeye, and welcome to another let's play video!


Tai: Markiplier? Psh, now it's Taiplier, HEYO WE'LL BE 360 NOSESCOPING ON COD, THEN BUILD SOME SHIT ON MINECRAFT AND FINALLY CALL MYSELF TAIRKIMOO CAUSE WHY NOT WHOOO I DON'T EVEN WATCH MARKIPLIER WHAT AM I DOING


Shika: Hello and welcome to another Content Cop, today we'll be looking at GradeRyuUnderRyu, whose animation videos seem a little... Well.


Ryu: WHAT THE FUCK! HOLY SHIT! YA BASTARD! ME COUSIN DICKHEAD! BUT I FUCKING LOVE IT!


Maverick: Hello, it is I, MaverickIsCrazy.


Zak: It's FilthyZak motherfuckers, it's FilthyZak, BITCH (let's get some pussy tonight)


Ryuzaki: Tonight on the Roasted Podcast, we will be joined by MaverickIsCrazy, Scarino and LeafyzaIsQueer.


Yza: Goddammit, I'm not QUEER!!


Rino: I'm boring


Maverick: And I'm not even British *smile*


Yza: Hey, I'm half British and half Japanese, why wasn't I Colossal or Grade A?!


Q) To Fox-
Change Rukia's and Yza's gender for the one shot


Wait a minute... *sketches their genderbent* AND DONE!!



(Please excuse how bad my drawings are... I'm still new at anatomy, so I'm very sorry for their very messed up legs and weird chests, coupled with me not knowing how to do clothes >_< So sorry!!)


Yza: *blushing dark red* ...This...This feels so wrong...


Rukia: Huh, so this is what's it like to have a penis...


Q) To Rukia-
If you and Yza change gender, do the same thing that Yza did to you when Yza raped you


Rukia: Revenge, huh? *goes up to Yza with an evil smile*


Yza: What's going on...?


Rukia: *pulls down Yza's jeans and underwear*


Yza: *squeaks* E-eh?!


Q) To Yza-
If you and Rukia change genders and Rukia tries to rape you... Don't fight it


Yza: Y-your joking right?! AHH!!


Rukia: Now you know how I feel you pervert!!!


Yza: That hurts dammit!!


Rukia: Too bad... *snicker*


*afterwards*


Yza: *cum on his face* ...wh-where's the tissues?


Rukia: That was interesting...


Q) To Ryu-
Find someone to ship with Kazue


Ryu: You cannot find someone to ship with a yandere. You wait for the yandere to stalk a new person.


Payic: Maverick, hurry up! Your gonna lose to him!!


Ryu: Heh, you got this fam!


Shika: *continues to push up* AAAAAARARRRRRRRRRR


Maverick: ...*starts picking up the pace and starts speeding through push ups*


Shika: ARRRRRRRRRGHHH


Maverick: *sweat drips off his forehead*


Ryu: 2 left!!


Payic: 4 left!!


Shika: DAMMIT!!!


Maverick: ...


Shika: *finishes and collapses*


Ryu: SHIKA WON!! IN YOUR FACE!!


Maverick: *does his and stands up* Phew, that was fun.


Shika: ...too... tired... mustn't... speak...


Q) To Yza-
Wear a pink dress with white ribbons and wear a girl's teddy bear underwear before putting another on your head and hold a Hello Kitty plush while challenging every male to a Cardfight using a Bermuda Triangle deck. Then, no matter win or lose, you must French kiss the person you fought (on the lips!) and if someone denies cardfighting you, you must pull out a knife, call the police, rape them infront of the police, and if you didn't die yet, go to a high building, jump off it and hit your skull to the ground while shouting "YOLO" while falling. (betty813 imma expose you for asking this shit)


Yza: ...THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?!


Nope, you gotta do this~!


Yza: Well I'm a girl, I can just make up an identity I guess... *sigh*


Here are the best reactions:


Shika: Wait, me and you gotta French kiss? Yo, ok, but this'll be awkward since you remind me of my friend Yza


Yza: *in mind* HOW DID I GET CAUGHT OUT EASILY


Ryu: So like... Why do you have underwear on your head?


Backlion: A French kiss~ huh~? Well then, you came to the right guy~ How passionate do you want me to be?


Yza: ...*in mind* WHY BACKLION WHY YOU FLIRTY SON OF A BITCH *reality* Not too much, plea-


Backlion: *intensely French kisses him into submission*


Yza: !!!!


Kurakuya: Yza Blade, why? Just why?


Yza: W-what do you mean?! I'm Kyou Yuki!!


Kurakuya: Drop the charades. *disappears into the shadows*


Ryuzaki: ...*starts to laugh* Wait, ok, ok, why?! Why?! *continues to laugh* Look at her *laughs* *laughs even more*


Yza: *throws a card at Ryuzaki* SHUT UP AND KISS ME ALREADY!!


Ryuzaki: *continues to laugh*


Yza: Baka...


Rino: Wait, say that again... I don't understand bullshit


Wyvon: ...did... did... did... did...


Yza: What?


Wyvon: You... You... S-said... *PTSD has been triggered*


Yza: ?


Wyvon: WAAAAAAAAAAH *drops to the floor holding head shaking*


Yza: ....O.O ?


Kyle: Ok, your mentally ill and I will get you some help *calls a therapist*


Rukia: Wait, I'm involved cause I'm male? Fuck this man...


Yza: *draws knife* :)


Soooo that concludes Q n A. XD


A/N


There won't be a One-shot since we've run out of space for this chapter haha ll^^


Send in your Q n A questions for the future. No matter how outrageous, no matter how crazy or stupid, or how simple or just a question of: Hey Ayaza! How are you?


Ayaza: Fucking edgy


For the characters, send them in!! The next volume (Volume 17, so thanks for all the support!) will conclude the tournament arc and Season 2 of this Book. Season 3 will start promptly with Volume 18 and a new Opening! So thanks for all of the support! We had some highs and lows, but finally we've reached here, so thank you!!


So get ready, and here we go! Fox out!

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