i was reading my favorite non fiction book jojo's bizarre adventure jojolion in spanish because sarvert is true. my mother angela schrute oma screamed at me to finish my 69 missings in english class. my teacher akinator but spelled wrong was at my door. i took her up to my room~...

and we did the dirty 😹😹🙈🦩🥰😛

and i killed her...

and she died. and i heard the police coming so i hid the body in my french textbook.

FBI OPEN UP

the polise yelled at me and they found blood on the floor but i told them it was wine so they arrestd me for drinking alcohl. they don't know about the meth lol