Fri, 1 Jun 2018 04:54am
the gayng

Oak: anyone else thinking abt how kong also didn't mention p'knot??

07:22am

Aim: oh my god u're right

07:36am

Kongpob 0062: arthit's not up yet but if he were he'd smack u both b/c it's not ur business to talk about your p's sexuality

11:59am

Arthit: good morning yeah kong said it right

Arthit: also @Kongpob 0062 idk where u are but when u get back bring me my drink

Arthit: im dying

Kongpob 0062: noooo don't die!! guess i have no choice now

12:03pm

Kongpob 0062: oh my god p' are u deaf??

Arthit: ???

Kongpob 0062: i've been out here since u texted bc i already got ur drink

Kongpob 0062: and u STILL haven't opened ur door

Arthit: afdsgklfhjl oh i'll let u in sorry lol

Arthit: wait i gave u a key

Kongpob 0062: ,,,,,you're right. hold on i'll be there in a sec love u

Aim: Miss me with that gay shit 😂

Arthit: u come into MY house, tell ME to miss YOU with that gay shit,,,,i think the fuck not

Kongpob 0062: he even used That emoji adskfgjl

Arthit: does this count as a hate crime

Aim: Mmm :( what happened to "i'm bi"?? What's wrong with my emojis

Arthit: shut up hetero

Bright changed Aim to hetero

hetero: Really

12:28pm

hetero: guys come on

Bright: no

Oak: lol

Bright: wait nong i'll change it

hetero: yesss

Bright changed hetero to hetero 1

hetero 1: wait what

Bright changed Oak to hetero 2

hetero 2: oh

hetero 2: that won't stop me from wondering though

Arthit: stay wondering

Knot: Is it that weird for me not to be straight?

hetero 1: yes

Kongpob 0062: no

hetero 1: wtf why

Kongpob 0062: dude, he's a solid distinguished gay

Bright changed Kongpob 0062 to intellectual™

Bright: broke: knot is het / woke: knot is distinguished gay

Knot: I don't have words....

Bright: bro ily (no homo) but that looks ominous af

Tootah: yeah ily (pro homo) but ellipses were made for old people on facebook

Bright: wtf is pro homo, wouldn't that just be full homo??

Tootah: no i'm not into him (sorry) but i want everyone to know i support the gays™ we're in 2018 wake up america

hetero 2: We're in thailand

Tootah: wake up thailand then

intellectual™: i don't deserve this title

intellectual™: it belongs to p'tootah

Tootah: n'kong, just for saying that, you deserve the title :")

May: Not to interrupt anything but @hetero 1 (omg) you can respond on here but not to me?

Bright: n'aim!! u aren't responding to this lovely lady?? how could u

hetero 1: IDK what to say!! I get panicked, I'm not like kong who always knows what to say

Arthit: do you think she's going to dump you for responding incorrectly??

hetero 1: Yes

Arthit: wtf

May: Why would I do that? That just seems ridiculous

intellectual™: it is ridiculous. aim, seriously dude text her back

hetero 1: This is heterophobia

intellectual™: did you really just say that,,,,,right in front of my salad

intellectual™: heterophobia doesn't exist coward. we're teaching u how to keep ur girlfriend

Bright: even i respond to girls

Tootah: (he's lying)

Bright: (stfu we're trying to give him a life lesson)

May: He just responded :") thanks guys <3

Tootah: oh that's precious

Bright: yeah my heart sped up a little bit

Sat, 2 Jun 2018 02:37am
the gayng

hetero 2: Anyway who wants to share embarrassing stories I'm bored

Bright: why are u not asleep?? do u not need sleep?? where tf are ur parents??

hetero 2: P' I just graduated university

Bright:

hetero 2: The only reason I'm not saying anything is because ur my P'

hetero 2: Anyway embarrassing stories. I want 2 know.

Tootah: currently i'm working on a book of embarrassing stories of bright's

hetero 2: Oh?

Tootah: it costs a hundred baht tho

hetero 2: P', respectfully, fack no

Tootah: mm

Tootah: disappointing

Bright: wait guys hahaha i have one about n'kong

hetero 2: Tell me pls P'

Bright: i gotchu n'. okay so remember that time he had to stay with arthit b/c his apartment was being worked on??

hetero 2: Yeah

Bright: well we have a spare key to arthit's apartment and i was dropping by b/c arthit said he had cake the night before w/ leftovers and ofc i wasn't going to let him get away with keeping it to himself so i go up to his room and unlock the door when there he is

Bright: n'kongpob, in all his 'perfect student/boyfriend/son/person' glory

Bright: choking on a banana

Tootah: BITCH WHAT

Tootah: WHEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ADKFJSHFJKFGL

Bright: I TEXTED YOU

Bright: HE LOOKED SO AFRAID AND THEN HE TRIED PLAYING IT OFF LIKE 'JUST GETTING THAT POTASSIUM!' LIKE SURE ADSFKJGHJHL

Tootah: AKLDFSHGDKJFJHL OH YEAH I REMEMBER ASDFLKGHJ

Tootah: I CANNOT BELIEVE

Bright: later i asked arthit if he had been doing things y'all know w/ kong

Bright: and he was ofc like no wtf no way

Bright: but he had a hickey at the time so i (ofc) pointed it out and he caved and i may or may not have got him to tell me kong sucked him off and was actually good at it

Tootah: b/c he was fucking going at it w/ a banana

Bright: it's better than a dildo i guess???

Tootah: banana peel tastes nasty tho

Bright: bitch don't tell me u did it

Tootah: dumbass bright no it's cuz i bit it once when eating a banana

Bright: u bit a dude's dick?? yikes, that's why u can't get a boy

Tootah: bitch stfu no i'm not playing this with u

Bright: smh

hetero 2: Oh my god I can't believe what I just read that's a lot 😂😂😂

Bright: ur welcum :)

hetero 2: Thanks P'

07:24am

intellectual™: i cannot BELIEVE i trusted u when u said you would never tell anyone

intellectual™: one of the ONLY times i trusted u

Arthit: kongpob did WHAT

Arthit: that also explains some things aksdfgkjhlkljfdhgf

hetero 1: There are some things I never want to read about my best friend and that was one of them

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Sun, 19 Aug 2018 10:29pm
Chatroom A

warnings: i told y'all there's suggestions of sex between consenting adults and whoop there it is

pinkuyus: basically i was thinking about that vine where it's like "yo i'm not gay this potassium" and i was like "but what if it /was/ homo?" and then i was like "but which hoe would do that" and then i remembered kongpob and i was like "ah yes, /that/ hoe"

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