Hoseok

You guys won't believe wot I found~

Jimin

What is it???

Taehyung

TEAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAH!

Namjoon

What's this chaos about?

Jin

Can't you read joon? Hoseok found something

Namjoon

Yeah- Sorry

Yoongi 

and I thought Joon was smart for once...

Jungkook

Please tell me it's not my vibrator...

Hoseok

Nope! Smth more fun! Wait..

Jin

YOU HAVE A VIBRATOR?! IN MY HOUSE?!

Jungkook

N-no a joke hahahah

Jimin

HE HAS A VIBRATOR AND YOU WON'T ALLOW ME TO GET ONE, FREAKING UNFAIR!!!

Yoongi

Well the boy is 23...he can do anything he want :)

Jungkook

YOONGI HYUNG WAAAAAH MUAH MUAH T^T

Jin 

SHUT UP, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED UNTIL YOU'RE 50!

Jimin

BUT YOU AINT 50 YET YOU HAVE YOURS!!

Jin

Who checked my closet.....

Namjoon

Wait babe you have one too? Am I not enough? Wow..

Jin

No I-

Hoseok

CAN WE FOCUS ON Y/N'S DIARY AND SPILL SECRETS?!!

Taehyung

Y/n's diary eh? Intresting~

Y/n 

HOSEOK YOUR MF, DON'T!!!!!

Hoseok

Try to stop me~

Jimin

Did she just run to your room- YAH DON'T BANG LIKE THAT, I ALMOST GOT A HEART ATTACK!

Y/n

OPEN THE DOOR SNAKE

Hoseok

Nope! Anyways let's read the first line~

Namjoon

I lowkey wanna know, hurry up!

Jungkook

HURRRRYYY UPPP!

Y/n

Namjoon :(

Hoseok

the diary reads as, "It's my first time at a guy's house...along with his other 6 'guy' friends. I'm so nervous..will they like me? I look so weird- no I myself am weird..eww I want to barf on myself. My palms are sweating what should I do? Hope they'll like me!"

Yoongi

Aww, we loved you just when you entered y/n

Namjoon

Oh gwaad you're even more adorable now

Jin

MY BABIEEEE Y/N T^T

Jimin

Fun fact Jungkook couldn't take his eyes off you XD

Taehyung

Heckk yeah XD

Jungkook

SHUT UP I DIDN'T

Y/n

Aww it's okay koo~

Jimin

SHE CALLED HIM KOO OMGGGGG

Taehyung

ARE WE GETTING SMTH?

Y/n

Uhhh wot?

Jungkook

NOTHING! They're idiots :/

Hoseok

GUYS I FOUND SMTH FUNNY LOOK-

the diary reads furture as, "..Okay this was embarrassing- I accidentally stained Jungkook's jacket with my stupid blood cycle like ughhhh how could I?? And I told him that I'd return his jacket but never gave him back because the stain wouldn't just go...ughhh so stupid of meee"

Jungkook

Oh so that's why I never got it back- well I didn't mind you having it anyway..

Y/n 

HOSEOK STOP EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY CRUSH UGH

Hoseok

Crush? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jin

Did I hear her right?

Namjoon

You mean 'did I read that right?'

Jimin

Oh my my my

Taehyung

I KNOW ITS JUNGKOOK- tho i lowkey want it to be me :( 

Yoongi

I'm curious..

Y/n

I-I NO YOU READ NOTHING-

Hoseok

Oh- lol I thought your crush was Jungkook- but it screams someone else's name damn

Y/n

HOSEOK NOO PLEASEE

Jungkook

oh..it's not me?

Hoseok

Nope, sorry buddy

Jungkook

It's alr

Jimin

Is it meee??

Hoseok

Nope- should I describe the words written here~

Y/n

Hoseok..

Hoseok

C'mon y/n you know his dumbass would never know nor get hints so I'm just helping you out here..

Y/n

But...

Hoseok

Trust me...as your best friend. I wouldn't ruin you like this..

Y/n

Umm fine..

Jimin

So it ain't me nor Jungkook- It can't be Namjoon hyung and Jin hyung either cuz they dumb lol, it can't be Hoseok either too! Taehyung and Yoongi left~

Jin

Wait there lad, who the fvck are you calling dumb to?

Namjoon

I'm smarter than your short ass Jimin...yea jimin you got no jams

Taehyung

I'm gonna FREAK OUT if it's me

Jimin

Yoongi hyung?

Namjoon

Where is he??

Hoseok 

Umm y/n ain't outside my door anymore-

Jimin

Suspicious 0-0

Yoongi

We ain't sus, we just went to comfort Jungkook...he is heartbroken as he has liked y/n for a very long time you know..

Hoseok

Oh..wait I'm coming too!

Jimin

Me two

Taehyung

Me three

Namjoon

Let us all go..

[they went to the crying Jungkook who was hiding his face into the pillows as he didn't want his hyungs to see him like this...specially y/n. Y/n felt very bad and blamed herself for not noticing but the maknae refused and they all did a group hug before heading to their own rooms. Y/n decided to stay with the maknae for the night]

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The next day~

Taehyung 

we still don't know who y/n likes..is it me or Yoongi hyung?

Jimin

Umm Tae..

Namjoon

Who's gonna tell him?

Hoseok

Yoongi hyung took Y/n out for a breakfast date...

Taehyung

So?

Jin

Poor boi...come down for breaky ya'll

Jungkook

It's okay tae- 

Taehyung

????? I'm confused

Hello???

seen

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