Bruce's PoV
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I could see The Joker and Harley in the distance with two SMG's shooting them into Windows and laughing historically. They weren't hard to locate they left a trail or fire and destruction behind them along with some other criminals who were contributing to the damage some of which I already managed to...knock out. I was just about to glide down to Harley and Joker. When Jim came to me and asked what the exact situation was. "Joker broke Harley out then they went to party." I said in my batman voice.  "This better be worth it I'm missing dinner with my daughter and her new guy for this."  Jim said frustratedly. "I'll take care of it." I replied before gliding down.

"Look who came to join us Harley."  The Joker said smiling mischievously at me.

"You won't take me from my pudding Batsy."  Harley said hanging on the Joker.

"I'm going to put the two of you back in to cages." I threatened.

"You see- wait a second."  The Joker said putting his hand up in a manner yo show me to stop. "I'm getting a phone call."  He said with a large smile before answering the phone, I was about to grab it out his hand but he answered with "Y/N how may I help." So I stopped to listen.  "No, no, no I broke Harley out I'm going to celebrate... Im Going to cut your- I'm sorry I just want to say that, however you and Jimmy your new daddy want me to stop I won't...Yes Harley is here... No You can't speak to her...Im busy."

"Aw let me talk to her puddin."  Harley begged.

"Fine." Joker agreed.

"Thank-you,  Hey... Yeah Batsy's here... But he wants to put me back in prison... Okay Batsy is too cute to hurt anyway... Okay Bye."  Harley hang up handing the phone back to Joker.

"Who was that?" I played stupid.

"No one you'd be interested in." Joker said.

"I wouldn't be so sure."  I replied. "Anyway I can still hurts you." I said as a response to Harley's promise to Y/N.

"Just cause I promised we won't doesn't mean that they won't. Silly."  Harley said pointing IP at some snipers on the roof and some muscle on the ground behind me.

They began attacking me buy I was stringer and beat them all up, with in seconds when I looked beck to where Harley and Joker were earlier I saw a large green question mark on the floor. When I got in the batmobile I decided to tell Alfred.  "Alfred Joker is working with the riddle Riddler."  I reported back.

"That means he's working with Joker and Penguin."  Alfred said.

"Shit,  this is bad for Gotham I'm going to find Penguin and make him squeal." I threatened.

"Sir it's meant to be your night off why don't you come home, Y/N is here and she refuses to move from next to the desk until you come back." Alfred said calmly for what was going on.

"Hey Batsy."  Y/N shouted.

"Hey baby."  I said back. "Okay I'M coming home." 

Y/N's PoV
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When Bruce git home and out of his bat suit he went for a shower leaving me to lay in bed trying not to fall asleep.  Luckily I didn't.

"Welly parents loved you." I said resting my head on Bruce's chest.

"They are great and your birth father tried to kill me."  Bruce said more as a joke than seriously.

"He tries to kill everyone.  Oh Bu the way I was wondering did you already know Jim before?"  I asked.

"Well yeah,  as Bruce was when I was a kid and then I practically see him every time I'm out in the city fighting major crime." Bruce explained.

"Wow, does he know?" I asked.

"Know?  Oh no he doesn't I should tell him but no you'll be in tooich danger being my and Jim's... Weakness."  Bruce sounded concerned and paused before saying weakness because that was the first time he admitted to me that I'm his weakness.

"Not that much of a weakness seeing I saved your ass." I joked.

"I would've been fine, you seemed close with Harley." 

"Well I was close with her when she was a doctor I went to visit my dad sometimes and I interested her so we bonded."  I explained.

"Oh fair enough I feel sorry for you with your childhood." 

"I feel sorry for you with your black eye." I said looking closely at hos eye. "Did you put foundation on dude you tried covering it up." I called him out.

"I'm sorry I didn't want to worry you or upset you that I got hurt." 

"Bruce you don't need to hide anything I'm okay I know I'm sleeping with Batsy." I said pecking his lips. "Goodnight." I said.

"Goodnight."  He replied.

A/N: Sorry I didn't update yesterday I had homework to do (Yes from the first day of school it sucks)and then I was knackered.

Question of the chapter :
Are you back in school (if you go to school)?