Say your name three times.
Comment "Hi."
Blink 20 times.
Say your favorite song aloud.
Close your eyes and think about who you love (it can be anyone, like a cat or a Mom).
Say "I am fabulous" to someone (anyone) in any way (text, email, skype, speak).
Tell this same exact thing to a wattpad user.
Do all this and nothing will happen.