"So... Granger, then, eh?"

I looked up at my brother, a knowing smile playing on his lips.

"What? No. No, of course not."

He chuckles, like I don't know what I'm saying. "Fred, I've known you my entire life, I'm pretty sure I can tell when you're into somebody."

I laughed, attempting to cover up my embarrassment that he could no doubt see through. "That's impossible, I can't be into 'Mione! I'm on the outside of her!"

George smirked.

"What?!"

"You called her 'Mione."