baddies of the BAU😻

hotch: Jones may i ask why you are coloring at your desk?

victoria: because i finished my work and coloring helps me

spencer: I hope you color out of the lines.

hotch: Reid don't start.

hotch: Jones just don't let Strauss see please.

victoria: got it

jj; guys

jj: i just tripped this ugly ass ginger.

victoria: aren't all gingers ugly???

derek:

spencer: Victoria it looks you!!

emily; okay now that was just disrespectful reid

victoria: i can't be mean tdy...

jj: ohhh yeah hotch promised if she wasn't mean to spence for a whole day he would give her 50 bucks

derek: reid called her victoria

victoria; because that's my name?

derek; he never calls u ur name tho?

victoria; what else was he supposed to call me? dipshit?

derek; actually yes

victoria: just shut the fuck up and do ur work

2 hours later

derek: THERE IS GLITTER ALL OVER MY DESK????

derek: I WAS GONE FOR 20 MINUTES

victoria: HAHA ITS GONNA STICK TO U CUZ U DONT HAVE HAIR ANYWHERE

victoria: wait

victoria: do you have cancer?

derek: no now WHO PUT BLACK GLITTER ALL OVER MY DESK.

derek; racism at its finest

emily:

derek: EMILY PRENTISS

rossi: Derek stop yelling i'm trying to eat.

victoria: ooo what are you eating?

rossi: Pasta! I have some extras if you want some!!

victoria: OMW.

jj: WAIT I WANT SOME!!!!!!

rossi: In my office!!

jj: HAHAHAH

victoria; i love u rossi and never forget that🙏🙏

rossi: Unless i develop Alzheimers then i will never forget it.

victoria: 🥲🥲

victoria changed rossi's name to italian stallion

victoria changed jj's name to milf

victoria changed emily's name to milf eater

milf eater; seriously.

victoria; seriously :)

milf: vicky..

victoria: jayje....

hotch: Jones this is inappropriate.

victoria changed hotchs name to dilf

dilf: Jones.

victoria: 😜

spencer: What does 'dilf' and 'milf' mean?

victoria: i'm not telling him.

derek: oh pretty boy...

jj: spence after i eat i'll tell you..

spencer: Okay!!

jj: i can see the struggle in vicky's face rn..

emily: HA HA HA SHE CANT BE MEAN.

victoria: i can be mean to everyone else here though.

derek: emily your so dead. i have sparkles up my ass because of you.

emily: who said it was me??