warnings: cursing. lots of it.

p/n = pet's name

it was an accident. an innocent accident. that was all. no harm. no harm. no ha-

"shh!" you hushed, pressing your fingers to your lips as you glared at the angry, brown, fluffy, puppy in front of you. "if you make any more noise, someone is going to hear you. do you understand?" it barked at you, causing you to jump from your spot on the floor and hurriedly crawl your way towards the pup, shutting its snout with your cold hands. it then shook its head, freeing itself from your soft grip. it licked a line up your face, smiling widely after.

"arf!"

"he's gonna kill me," you muttered, bringing your knees up to your chest. "this is the end. i haven't even graduated from school, i haven't gotten my provisional license, i haven't gotten married, i don't have kids-"

"arf!"

you then turned to look at the puppy who rested its snout on your shoulders, "by 'kid', i mean a human child." you turned to look at the time, 6:30 p.m. "shit!"

jumping up from your spot, you began to think. "okay, it takes him about fifteen minutes to walk from his house to mine. all i have to do is hide the dog. that's all. easy, easy, easy." you frantically began to run up the stairs, rummaging around your room, piling your dirty clothes in a corner of your room. 

you were so busy that you didn't hear the knocks that echoed through your living room. your boyfriend got impatient, opening the door. katsuki walked in, a bag of your favorite food in one hand and his book bag in the other. he kicked off his shoes, looking around your seemingly empty house. "didn't answer my fucking texts, didn't answer my fucking calls, didn't even open the door. fucking hell." He walked to your kitchen, placing the food and his book bag down on the dining table. as he walked to the fridge, he noticed two styrofoam bowls on the ground in the corner; one filled with water and the other filled with dry... dog food?

he tilted his head, shutting the fridge after grabbing a bottle of water. he opened his bottle of water, sipping on it as he placed a hand in the pocket of his baggy sweats. he walked toward the bowls. once he reached them, he softly kicked the bowl of kibble. he then froze, hearing a high-pitched growl to his side. he slowly turned his head, seeing a small, golden husky on its back with a shoe in it's mouth. his. fucking. shoe.

"who the fuck-"

you walked out of your room, swiping your hands on your pants. you had finished making your hiding spot for your new pet, and you moved to where you left it. "okay (p/n), let's play a game. how do you feel about hide and see- eh?" you blinked, not seeing your puppy on its spot on the couch. your eyes widened, looking down the stairs. before you knew it, you were running down the stairs and into the kitchen. "katsuki!" you smiled once you saw your boyfriend in the kitchen. you nervously giggled, watching as he turned to look at you. he had his left hand up, small pops of explosions flying upward. he narrowed his eyes at you. "hi, my handsome prince. do you know how much i absolutely adore you?"

"im gonna kill this mutt and then im gonna kill you."

you ran up to the small puppy, wrapping your hands around its small frame before bringing it up to your chest. "is this your shoe?" you then began to tug at the black shoe, successfully taking it away from the now whining dog. 

"where the hell did you get that thing?" 

you pouted, shuffling closer to katsuki. "he was all alone when i came outside the grocery store and he followed me home. what person would i be to leave him, in the big world, all by himself? he can't defend himself! he's like deku," you grinned, hoping to brighten the mood. you then held the puppy toward him, tilting your head. "can we keep him? please?"

"why are you asking me? im not your damn father." he brought his hand up and began to stroke the puppy's head, using his finger to trail down its snout.

"you're pretty clo-"

the puppy then nipped at katsuki's finger, causing him to scowl and eyes turn white with anger. "you little piece of shit im going to murder you!"

"hey!" you then tugged at your boyfriend's finger, softly pulling him out of the little monster's mouth. "that's not nice, (p/n). that's your dad."

"like hell i am. you fucking named it?"

"katsuki, im keeping him," you pouted. you then placed the puppy down, watching as he ran toward katsuki's shoe and throw it around. wrapping your arms around your boyfriend's waist, he muttered as he placed a hand on your neck and pull you in for a small kiss. "he's a good boy! i swear!"

he hummed as you kissed him again. pulling away, he smirked, "he just shit all over your carpet."

"(p/n)! bad dog!" 

hi. i know it's been a while. i just came on here to post again because ive been having inspiration for small stories and "one shots" and i can't leave you guys hanging! im not sure how long ill keep this story going. probably a few more chapters before i decide to close it and stop coming onto wattpad. 

i started writing this again because i got back into anime and i just finished my hero academia / boku no hero academia and i love love love it. of course, nothing can replace my baby fairy tail and tokyo ghoul. 

ive also gotten back into writing stories and i needed a place to share and let out my creative juices. but like i said, i don't know how long ill be on here or how many chapters i post. 

but yes, i am temporarily back. feel free to leave any requests if you please :)

xoxo, rose.