Okay soooo
One: love triangle
Two: lila and Marinette might team up.
Three: kagami and you are friends
Four: you will get akumitized and maybe become a hero (say other wise of its a cliche I haven't read any miraculous fanfics cause I can't find any good ones)
Five: your a bean
Six: Gabriel sees you as both a liability and assest
Seven: you will have a pet.