Dan fell onto his back with a sigh, his bed enveloping him. Today was a long day, he finished Freddie's nails then he and Phil went to the mall to find a suit for Phil's mothers funeral. It would've been a cute date...if it werent for the dead mother part. Dead mothers always ruin everything.

He let out another sigh and pulled a pillow tightly over his face, ready to just sleep already. But he knows he can't, hes been trying hard for Adriana and that means actually being a brother to her. So when he hears the front door open and loud laughs come from downstairs he gets up and walks back down the stairs.

"Hey guys, wanna order pizza? I really dont feel like cooking- maybe we could have a movie night?" He says when he gets to the living room, when he sees Chelsea sprawled over top Adri he smiles, "just let me know."

Chelsea looks over to him and smiles before nodding, "thanks Dan. Maybe in an hour?"

He nods and walks back up to his room, sure a small nap won't hurt him. He covers himself up in his thick comforter and smiles at the warmth, if heaven was a real place- it'd be his bed. He let's his eyes slip shut and he smiles when a cloudy feeling overpowers him.
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"DANNY WAKE UP WE'RE STARVING!" Dan jolts up and gasps at the sudden noise.

"HuH? What?! Are you okay?!" He gasps and Adri laughs from his doorway.

"We're practically dying of hunger Danny, feed us."

He groans and sits up, getting out of bed slowly, "fine I'm coming. I'm coming," he makes his way downstairs to find his phone to order pizza.

"Hey you should order more, I invited Phil over," Adri says and Dan nods absentmindedly. Until he actually heard what she said.

"Wait what?! Adri! I just spent all day with him!" He screeches and Adri rolls her eyes.

"But I didnt!" She objects and Dan rolls his eyes.

"Oh yeah, you were supossed to- but you decided to try to be my wing woman," he raises his phone to his ear and waiting to place his order.

"I mean at least you spent the day with him, this could be good for you guys!" Adri smiles and sits at the kitchen counter, Chelsea following her.

"Yeah! You guys could be together by the end of the month at this rate!" Chelsea smiles encouragingly.

He smiles and orders quickly, making his little sister and her girlfriend happy. Which hes grateful for, it's the little things.

"Jesus, I'm exhausted," he groans and flops onto the couch, causing his sister to groan back at him.

"You literally just woke up!" Chelsea giggles at her girlfriend's outburst.

"Just because my body is awake doesn't mean my soul is! I'm a sleepy boy," he yawns pressing his face further into the couch cushion.

"So many butts have sat on that couch and you have your face on them. So basically you're a buttface," Adri says sitting on his back, making it hard for him to stand up.

"Ew wait no let me up!" He shouts and pushes himself up, but Chelsea sits on his back too and hes pressed back against the cushion.

"BUTTFACE! BUTTFACE!" Adri chants and laughs loudly, before the door opens- then shuts.

"Hey guy- what're you doing," Phil asks stopping beside the couch that Adri and her girlfriend were using to smother Dan.

"Dan has a buttface!" Chelsea laughs, jumping off of the boys back.

"Wait why?" Phil chuckles and Adri stands up too.

"Because he put his face where a bunch of butts have sat," she says pointing at the cushion Dan's face was buried.

"Oh...I've sat there before," Phil blushes turning red.

"Well. At least that makes sense," Adri laughs and motions to Chelsea to go upstairs, which she does.

"ADRIANA CATHLENE HOWELL DONT YOU DARE SAY ANOTHER WORD OH MY GOD," Dan shouts turning bright red at Adri's suggestive comment.

She laughs and makes her way upstairs and Phil laughs and calls, "and by the way- I'm a top so that wasn't happening."

Adri let out a loud laugh screech, "I DIDNT NEED TO KNOW!!!"

"You're the one who said anything!!" He shouts back at her and she groans.

"Next time I'll just keep my comments to myself," she trudges up the stairs and Phil sits on the cushion beside Dan.

"She's so dumb I'm sorry she said that," Dan sighs running a hand through his hair- his face still beet red.

"Nah, it wasn't as bad as the time she told me not to 'hit it and quit it'. That was uncomfortable," the raven haired boy chuckles and Dan let's out another loud groan.

"I totally forgot about that! Ugh I'm gonna kill her."

Phil shrugs off his leather jacket and throws it on the chair across the room, "dont kill her- shes like the only friend I have right now," he smiles before leaning into the couch.

Dan's heart races, he doesnt want to just say 'oh well...you have me' because that would me he friendzoned the love of his life and..hes damn sure not thats not what he wants. But he cant just be like 'who needs friends?' Because he needs friends so...hes confused- ultimately.

"But what can you do huh? Anyways, so.. I know it's kind of a downer but I was wondering if you'd come to my mothers funeral. I know you said you kind of knew her, and I really dont want it to be just Adri and I. We kind of made a bet about it but I dont actually want to win the bet," Phil says pulling Dan's hand towards him and playing with his slender fingers.

Dan nodded- he had already planned on going but it made him feel good that Phil wanted him there-, "of course. What was the bet?"

Phil let out a nervous laugh before telling Dan how he bet no one would come, but Adri said people would.

"Its kind of sad, but whatever. She was a bitch anyways," Phil says rubbing under his eye a bit. Dan hadnt even noticed he was crying.

"Hey, its okay to be sad...even if she was a jerk," he says, every ounce of love in his heart for the boy pouring out through the caring comment.

"Yeah I'm sure it is. I dont want to waste anymore tears on her though, she's had enough of them." Phil says rolling his eyes then pulling Dan closer to him, "maybe you could help distract me?"

His words make Dan's heart race and the butterflies in his stomach go wild, "w-what?" He stutters, obviously not used to such suggestive comments coming from Phil's mouth. Not this Phil anyways- he was used to the football captain who'd ask to makeout with him in the locker room. He wasnt used to this bad ass sex god sitting beside him.

Phil smirks and leans forward, letting his forefinger rest under Dan's chin- pulling him closer lightly, then letting their lips meet.

Dan's heart was about to burst as Phil pulled him into his lap and gripped his thighs tightly. He pulled away for a second, already gasping for air, making Phil smirk again.

"Sorry Princess, I knew I took your breath away. But I didnt actually mean to," he says letting his hands wander up Dan's barely clothed thighs.

Dan bit his lip softly, a blush spreading across his cheeks, "s-sorry.." he leans in and presses another kiss to Phil's lips and practically melted into his touch.

A few seconds later, Dan feels Phil's hand slip under his hoodie and he shudders at the sudden cold, phil chuckles in the kiss and pulls away for a second.

"Do I make you feel good, Princess?"

Dan groans and pulls himself closer to Phil's chest and instantly reconnects their lips. After a few heavy minutes a loud bell rang through the house and they both hear Adri squeal from upstairs.

"PIZZA'S HERE!" then loud footsteps clambering downstairs. They pull apart quickly and Dan struggles to get off of Phil's lap, before the girls come down.

"Don't rush, Princess. Calm down first," Phil says gripping the boys hips tightly, as Adriana and Chelsea get to the living room.

"Pay up, babe. I won," Chelsea cheers and faces her girlfriend, who's begrudgingly pulling her wallet out of her back pocket.

Phil looks over at them and laughs, "why do you bet so much? You always lose."

"I'm inviting the whole damn to that funeral, I'm winning that bet." She snaps before opening the front door- greeting the pizza guy.

Dan stands up and grabs his wallet making his way over to the door, waiting to pay as Adri grabs the pizzas and walks to the kitchen with the boxes.

"Hey that'll be $21.78," the pizza boy says looking Dan up and down.

Dan fishes the money from his wallet and the guy counts it, "thanks, nice shorts," he says with wink, turning quickly.

Dan blushes and shits the door, before looking down at his pastel pink satin shorts. He rolls his eyes when he sees they're wrinkled, stupid Phil.

He walks to the kitchen to see Adri, Chelsea and Phil already stuffing their mouths with pizza, "wait I paid for it! Give me a slice!"

"No its mine!" Adri says grabbing a box then running past Dan.

"Come back here you little fucker!" He shouts and chases her, smiling when he hears their significant others laughing behind him.

He could really get used to this.
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I wrote this with English Love Affair on repeat....its like one of my all time favorite 5sos songs tbh.

Stay safe guys! Lmk how you liked this chapter :))

🖤- kam