"And we're back! Merry Christmas!" Chan cheered, having collected his stray kids in his apartment after hours of waiting (courtesy: Minsung. Don't ask what they were doing, there are children here).

"Merry Christmas, everyone!" Felix chirped, flailing his sweater paws around.

"And as Oli London once said, 'Merri Krismas, doseyo'," Jeongin had to add that. (a/n: i have been WAITING to use this for a month now)

"This child is cursed," Changbin remarked, shaking his head.

"Oliyeyo."

Changbin almost smashed his own head on the wall, and then he realized that his beautiful face did not need this abuse over a common Oli London, so he strutted over to the kitchen like a diva.

"What's in the menu?" Felix asked.

"Me n u," Hyunjin attempted his rizz, winking. Behind him, Seungmin sighed, holding a bag of chips, dejectedly saying, "Potato chips, guys, it's potato chips."

"Turn up the music, y'all!" Chan was excited for no reason.

"Guys, hear me out," Minho spoke, "What if... Instead of Christmas songs... Play-"

"The Twilight saga theme?" Jisung intervened.

"-3RACHA songs. Wait, what's wrong with you?" Minho finished.

"Oh, yeah! 3RACHA!" Jeongin revived his inner soft stan.

Changbin, Chan, and Jisung paled, "...no."

"Why not?" Jeongin pouted, "It'll be fun!"

"You think Matryoshka is suitable for Christmas?" Changbin questioned.

"No, but Wow is."

"A song about rizzing up a girl when I actually do have a boyfriend? Oh, yes, Jeongin, I bet Santa is gonna blush about it wHEN WE PLAY IT AT MIDNIGHT!" Jisung ate.

"BESTIE ATEEEEEE!" Hyunjin hollered.

"Guys, choose a song at the count of three," Chan announced, "ONE!"

The seven chaotically all spoke at once:

"I think we should play some Twice songs!"

"Do you think death metal would suit?"

"DEATH METAL? BRO, IS YOUR MENTAL HEALTH ALRIGHT?"

"Minho, I'm gonna gift you a therapist on your birthday."

"His therapist is gonna need therapy after him."

"My boyfriend is so rizzy, he'd leave the therapist wanting more."

"...I'm gifting Jisung a therapist, too."

"TWO!" Chan counted.

"GUYS, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SPEAK!"

"AND HOW THE FUCK IS IT HUMANLY POSSIBLE? DO I BRAIN TRANSMIT IT TO YOU? DO YOU HAVE A CHIP IN YOUR BRAIN?"

"GUYS, THAT'S NOT THE POINT!"

"I think we should play My Little Pony's theme!"

"I think I'm gonna throw this guy out."

"How about Oggy And The Cockroaches theme song?"

"Jeongin, you require immediate help."

"Is this Christmas or a therapy day?"

"We're finding out symptoms- am I a psychologist?"

"AND," Chan proclaimed, "THREE! What did we decide?"

Everyone quieted, and Felix solemnly spoke, "We decided that we're sending Minho, Jisung, and Jeongin to therapy ASAP."

Chan sighed, "I'll just put on Mariah Carey."

"Good idea!" A hum of agreement passed through the seven.

"Are we saying..." Chan spoke in disbelief, "That we did not even consider that?"

"..."

"Let's just exchange gifts."

And as nostalgia would have it, the eight boys were collected in a circle yet again, picking out chits with eachol other's names yet again, playing Secret Santa yet again. And Minho started.

"Hmm," he spoke, "I got Felix!"

Felix clapped his hands as he received a box from Minho, and tossed it up and down, shaking it.

"Bro-"

"It's a good box!"

"It has... a cake in it," Minho seemed resigned, and Felix halted, his mouth growing wide, "CAKE?"

"Oopsie toopsie, I guess," Jisung rubbed his shoulder, and the freckled Aussie sat in shock.

"I think you should go next Felix," Chan tried to help, and as he picked out a chit, it had Minho's name on it.

What did he get? Guesses, anyone?

"I got you brownies."

"I am so jealous," Changbin murmured, "I wonder the what I'll get."

Next went Jisung, and he fished out the name, "Changbin! Oh, bro!"

"Not again..." Changbin was already expecting the worst. However, he did not expect the absolute worst. Jisung drew out a packed parcel, and for a second, Changbin had dreams for the better. At least it was not a double-sided coin.

But as he opened it, Jisung announced, "This is for the hetero in you!"

And it was a phone case with a half dressed anime girl's picture.

Changbin stared at it. Kept staring. Until he realized that he was staring at animated breasts, "YAH! WHAT IS THIS?"

"Hentai phone cover!" Jisung was so proud.

"...okay, wow," Chan was finding it hard to control this game, but then again, it was them.

"Changbin, why don't you go next?"

Any guesses whom he got?

"Jisung," Changbin groaned, "You don't deserve this!"

"Please don't give me my last year's gift," Jisung nervously laughed.

My dude got a Chanel perfume. Cue Changbin crying internally.

"This is the best day ever," Jisung cheered.

Next went Seungmin, and as he fished out the name, he added, "I did not have a budget this time, so I'm sorry for whoever gets my gift," and with that, he fished out Chan's name.

Chan was excited, because how big of a menace could Seungmin ever be, right? How out of budget could he ever go?

"Here's a collection of antique bottle caps. I collected them from soda bottles throughout my highschool life."

Chan nervously laughed, "Hahahaha... hahaha...haha..."

"You like it?"

"I love it, hahaha...ha..."

Chan went to pick next, and he raised his brows, "Oh, Hyunjin!"

Hyunjin was delighted as Chan presented a deliciously wrapped gift, and as he opened it, he found scented candles inside. Chan spoke, "It helps with anxiety."

"Aww! Even though I'm the one who gives everyone anxiety, thank you!"

What is wrong with them?

Hyunjin picked up the second to the last chit, and it has Jeongin's name on it. He gasped, and Jeongin raised a brow.

And with jazz hands, Hyunjin presented to Jeongin a potrait of Kkami. Jeongin made a face, "What am I supposed to do with this?"

"Hang it in your living room, flaunt it!"

"That's not SpongeBob, though."

"Jeongin, just give Seungmin his gift!" Jisung complained, "We don't wanna see more of Bob Ross!"

"SpongeBob, my friend," Jeongin corrected him, and then rubbed his hands, pulling up a rolled poster out of his bag, and placing it before Seungmin. He skeptically took it, chanting, "Please be Day6, please be Day6..."

It was a JYP poster.

Everyone paused for a second, and then everyone laughed out loud.

"BERRY CHRIS MAS! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"Cringe."

(a/n: berry chris mas :3

You know what made my day? This.

How was this???

Thanks for reading! I love you!)