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It's the next week and you're on a Zoom interview with Jimmy Fallon.


Jimmy: So Jessie... Tell us 1 thing you love about your mom.


Jessie: Omg *laughs* So the 1 thing I love about my mom is when she's smiling or laughing because it looks like she's blushing.


Scarlett: *from the living room* I DO NOT BLUSH!


Jessie: It's like when she smiles or laugh her cheeks go in to like a pink Rose and then when she's stops laughing or smiling it's still there.


Jimmy: *Laughs* Wow... Well thank you for joining us here today Jessie. Ladies and Gentlemen Jessie Johansson.


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1 hours later you're heading to the shops with Zendeya when paparazzi start flashing cameras in yours and Zendeya's face.


Paparazzi 1: JESSIE JESSIE! TELL US WHY YOU HAD A SECRET PREGNANCY!


Zendeya: OK! That's non of your business.


Paparazzi 2: ZENDEYA ZENDEYA! IS IT TRUE YOU AND TOM HOLLAND ARE GETTING MARRIED!?


You get pissed and you snap.


Jessie: OK ENOUGH! THE REASON I HAD A SECRET PREGNANCY IS BECAUSE I KNEW I WOULD HAVE A MISCARRIAGE WITH YOU DUMBASSES FOLLOWING ME LIKE A FUCKING LOST PUPPY! NOW LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE! I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOURE DOING YOU JOB. MY JOB IS TO PROVIDE MUSIC, MOVIES, AND TAKING CARE OF MY FAMILY AND I CANT DO THAT WITH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS FOLLOWING CELEBRITIES LIKE YOURE A FUCKING CHICKEN WITH NO DAMN HEAD!


The paparazzi backs off and you get in Don's jeep and drop Zendeya home then you go home. Since Don left Scarlett has been staying with you. When you get home Scarlett has the news on and it shows you telling off the paparazzi.


Jessie: God can people get more annoying!?


Scarlett: You should've punched them.


Jessie: No. violence isn't the answer.


Scarlett: True. Did you get the stuff I asked for?


Jessie: Yeah. Where's Jace?


Scarlett: In the nursery sleeping.


Jessie: Oh. Ok. What about the other 3 kids?


Scarlett: Colin took them to get ice cream.


Jessie: Oh... Do you know how he is?


Scarlett: No. I don't care.


Jessie: Liar.


Scarlett: I'm not lying.


Jessie: Mhm ok.... Just letting you know you do this thing with your eyebrows every time you lie.


Scarlett: That is not true!


Jessie: Sure it is. Can I ask you something?


Scarlett: Sure... Whats up?


Jessie: I wanna move out of the apartment. I already talked to Don and he said he was ok with it.


Scarlett: Oh... How is Don?


Jessie: They're moving him to Washington for 2 months then he's coming back home.


Scarlett: When is he going to Washington?


Jessie: Next month.


Scarlett: Oh... When was the last time you spoke to Colin?


Jessie: The time I hosted SNL.


Scarlett: Jessie... That was last year!


Jessie: It's not my fault he chose to cheat on you.


Scarlett: And I got over it. You should too.


Jessie: That's the thing! No matter how many times I tried to get over it I couldn't because he's the reason we have a broken family!


Scarlett: That's not true and you know it.


Jessie: Why are you defending him???


Scarlett: BECAUSE HES TAKING CARE OF ROSE AND COSMO!


Jessie: LOWER YOU FUCKING VOICE! IF YOU WAKE UP MY SON I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD!


Scarlett: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO??


You and Scarlett get interrupted by Jace's baby monitor.


Jessie: Just leave. I have to much problems and I don't need my mom to be another problem.


You leave the room and go to Jace's room and see him crying.


Jessie: *picks up Jace* Oh my poor baby. Shhh mommy's here. You're ok. Come on mommy has to take her anxiety pills.


You go to the kitchen carrying Jace and See Colin standing there with a disappointed look on his face.


Jessie: What are you doing here dad?


Colin: Well your mother let me in then she left mad. What did you do Jessie?


Jessie: *Takes her pill with orange juice* I didn't do anything. She told me to get over what you did but I can't because in my eyes you were the perfect father til you brought up how Aalayah was made. You were perfect, mom was perfect, and Rose was perfect. But I guess everything doesn't last forever does it?


Colin: Jess... I know what I did was wrong. But it's not an excuse to yell at your mom. She's still your mom no matter what happens.


Jessie: *sighs* I know. I'm sorry.


Colin: I'm not the one you should say sorry too. I think you should say sorry to your mom.


Jessie: Whatever. Where's Aalayah?


Colin: With Scarlett. I told her to take because me and you were gonna have a chat.


Jessie: Great. Now I have to go to Manhattan.


Colin: It's not that far is it?


Jessie: Dad... This is Brooklyn. I'm not staying in car for 44 minutes with a baby that gets very cranky when he's in his car seat.


Colin: I'll watch him. It's about time I meet my grandson.


Jessie: Are you sure? He may be 3 weeks old but he still a trouble maker.


Colin: I'm sure. Who are his godparents?


Jessie: Lizzie and Hemmy(Chris hemsworth)


Colin: Oh. I thought it was Tom and Zendeya.


Jessie: Yeah but Don wanted Chris because that's his idol and I wanted Lizzie because she's like my bestfriend.


Colin: What happened to calling Lizzie auntie?


Jessie: Oh yeah that stopped when I asked her to become Jace's godmother.


Colin: Who is Aalayah's godparents?


Jessie: Tom Holland and Zendeya.


Colin: Oh. Now give me Jace and go talk to your mom.


You give Jace to Colin and start walking out the kitchen but then stop.


Jessie: Dad?


Colin: Yes?


Jessie: I forgive you.


You leave and go to Manhattan in your new car.


Your new car:



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You arrive in Manhattan and use you house key from when you were 16 to get in the house. When you walked inside you see Aalayah playing and she sees you.


Aalayah: MOMMY!


Jessie: Hi baby.


You kiss Aalayah's head and go to the kitchen and see Scarlett drinking red wine.


Jessie: *leans against the door frame* Bad Day?


Scarlett: Nope. Just sitting here trying not to be a problem.


Jessie: Ouch. Look I'm sorry. I overreacted and Dad showed me I overreacted.


Scarlett: It's ok. Wine?


Jessie: No. I'm going to call dad and tell him to bring Jace here because I have a feeling I'm going to get drunk tonight.


Scarlett: There vodka in the cabinet and shot glasses in the pantry.


Jessie: Thanks. Want one?


Scarlett: No I'm good with my wine. If you run out of vodka there's brother's bond bourbon in the icebox.


You leave the room and call Colin telling him to bring Jace to Scarlett's house then you go back to the kitchen and pour yourself shots. You take one shot and down it without a reaction coming out of you.


Scarlett: Damn. Let me try doing that.


Scarlett takes a shot and has a horrible reaction.


Scarlett: *coughs* It's burns! How did you do that?


Jessie: I'm Russian. Russian people handle their alcohol better then Americans.


Scarlett: Ah point taken.


You and Scarlett take more shot together and you guys are drunk. You guys pour yourself wine and start talking about random things until Colin walks into the kitchen.


Colin: What is going in here???


Jessie: I don't know but all I know is I had more drinks then mom and she's more drunk then me.


Colin: Alright time for bed.


Jessie: Uh-uh. I'm a adult. I can handle my self.


Colin: I know you can I was talking about Scarlett.


Scarlett: Don't touch me Colin. Your not my husband anymore.


Colin: I don't care just go to bed.


Jessie: I'm sleeping in the living room.


You walk perfectly fine to the living room without stumbling.


Colin: Are you sure she's drunk?


Scarlett: *slurring her words* She's Russian. She can handle her alcohol. I'm sleeping in the living room too.


Scarlett tries to walk straight but she walks into the wall causing her to fall back.


Scarlett: A little help here please Colin?


Colin help Scarlett to the living room and takes the 4 kids to his place so you and Scarlett won't have to worry when you wake up. He even left a note saying, "I took the kids because you guys were incredibly drunk."

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