Love at 1st sight

(POV of Gatling pea) Gatling pea was prone to smoking, When his mom died, he started smoking, he hated his existence until he met Frostbite, she was his type cold, calculating, and fun to be around once you got to know her, but Gatling pea was blushing (you know what that means)he was in love, he could tell she was blushing as well.  "so I'm a simp how could I be a simp for a snow pea. my brother and his girlfriend would be so happy, but then they would spread news like wildfire"  I thought to myself then she approached me and muttered something under her breath and blushed even harder. And then the STAHP sign appeared words flashed in the air saying: warning, da mini clown has been engaged!!!!!!!!!!!! the plant hoard got back to their posts willing to fight one last time in the day shift, but da mini clown (TIKY), said "take dis zombie", as he mowed them down while riding the STAHP sign.  As soon as he got off, the plants saw the back of his head, and even Gatling pea aimed at TIKY, but TIKY went into HECKCLOWN MODE, all the plants immediately pointed their natural weaponry away from TIKY. TIKY went back to COOKIE EATER MODE, and the plants talked to TIKY and even saw he had no arms, but, somehow had hands that floated around. At that moment, sane Jeff ( cousin of crazy Dave ) came out because he noticed that all of them zombies were gone.  I said, "we found a very small clown, named TIKY who is carrying a sign that says "STAHP".  I left him tied up with some rope, inside a bush. Just as I said that, TIKY broke out of the ropes and ran for it.  I didn't know it at the moment but he was running off  to call Wimbleton. That is when the final wave of the undead almost got wiped out , thanks to them getting knocked over and getting chopped in half, which really traumatized me, but I had a therapist that help prevent P.T.S.D., from this event, so, I would be OK for a little bit longer until I actually get P.T.S.D.

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