# admjn! Made a group chat
# admjn! Added (idk how many people) to the groupchat
# admjn! Named the group chat "a perfectly group chat"

Tubbo: what the hell?

admjn!: hello this is an admin speaking, this group chat will be in use for you people to communicate and get along with each other.
admjn!: that is all, good bye.

Dream: huh, ok that was weird

Tubbo: wait what—
Tubbo: i thought he's in jail, how can he message?!

Dream: bitch, i got out a few days ago

Tubbo: and @AweSamdude didn't even inform us???

AweSamdude Is online

Sam: in my defense I was busy ok?

Sapnap: too busy to inform us that you let out a lunatic into the server?

Dream: hey! >:(
Dream: i'll have you know that I am a changed man ever since

Tubbo: right...

Ranboo: is that where all the sheeps went?

Dream: how can you blame me?!

Ranboo: well in the past few days almost all the sheeps had disappeared
Ranboo: or theres not anymore wool on the sheep

Jack: i think thats Tommy

Tubbo: nah, @TommyInnit

TommyInnit Is online

Tommy: waht bitch?

Philza: language Tommy
Philza: also, how can you properly spell "bitch" but not "what"?

Tommy: shut up your not my dad

Jack: he is though?

Tommy: shut up you bald bitch!

Jack: hey!

Ranboo: are you the one who took all of the sheeps?

Tommy: uh no? I already have Henry and Shroud with me, what more do I need?

Tubbo: ok, so it's not Tommy, then it might be Dream then

Dream: why am i a culprit?!

Tubbo: all of this only happened in the past few days when you were let out, so obviously

Wilbur: it's totally him

Quackity: no– we don't let a terrorist vote

Tubbo: were not really voting about anything, we can't just throw him out of the SMP

Tommy: ✨AMONG US✨

Tubbo: Tommy no–

Wilbur: Tommy yes

Ranboo: then what do you suggest we do when we find the culprit?

Tubbo: hm...

Technoblade: death sentence

Quackity: WHOA NO
Quackity: WHY IS THIS LUNATIC HERE?!

Technoblade: rude, I just wanted to insert a great and logical idea I had

Quackity: LOGICAL?!?!
Quackity: @admjn!, why did you him?!?!

admjn! Is online

admjn!: i added everyone on the server

Quackity: EVERYONE?!

Tommy: everyone?

admjn!: i don't actually mean that, but that's the closest explanation to what I did ok

admjn! Is offline

Tubbo: ok fuck, now what?

Tommy: bored games

Ranboo: terrorize everybody into baking you cake

Technoblade: kill every orphan there is in the server

Wilbur: explode a nation

Quackity: cry and do drugs

Ranboo: Tommy being the normal one scares me

Tommy: i'm all out of energy for the day big man 👍

Philza: damn, what'd did you even do mate?

Sapnap: I gave him drugs earlier

Wilbur: WHAT?! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT?!

Sapnap: let the kid have fun man

Technoblade: uhh, what kind of drugs did you fed him?

Philza: @TommyInnit where are you mate? And what are you doing?

Eret: oh, he's with me for now

Wilbur: why the fuck is he with the traitor

Eret: he's... High right now
Eret: aka: bird brain

Jack: wait he's a hybrid?

Philza: BIRD WHAT?!

Wilbur: wait, he wasn't a hybrid when he was a child
Wilbur: what the fuck happened?

Tubbo: so that's a long story...

Dream: it all started with me

Wilbur: do not fucking tell me he imprinted on you

Dream: well... No but i was there when his wings brutally sprouted out of his back

Philza: oh god, i wasn't there for him fuck

Technoblade: wait then who'd he imprinted on?

Tubbo: me, Ranboo, Shroud, and Micheal

Purpled: and me

Eret: uh, I think he imprinted on me

Philza: WHAT

Ranboo: it's funny how Tommy imprinted on everyone but his actual parent

Philza: this is fucking unfair

Tubbo: sucks to suck bird man