J0K3R: Finaly...

J0K3R: It is complete...

LOTS: ?

HaruMaki: ?

K1-B0: ?

Pian0Fr3ak: ?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ?

Sweetchi: You said you weren't gonna put it up on the group chat!!

J0K3R: I lied...

Sweetchi: DAMMIT KOKICHI!

Pian0Fr3ak: Wait, what's going on?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: im scared

J0K3R: You should be

J0K3R: I have just finished my latest evil scheme...and I am about to show the results.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Ok, now I'm really fucking scared!

LOTS: Get ready for anything guys

HaruMaki: What's going on Shuichi?

Sweetchi: ...

J0K3R:

K1-B0: AAAAAAAAHHHHGHGHG!!!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: WHAT TTHE FUCCK IS THAT!!!???

J0K3R: Nyahahahahahahaaaaa!!!

Pian0Fr3ak: You're so lucky that Yukizome-sensei left class, because Kaito literally just screamed and leapt out of his fucking seat!

LOTS: OF FUCKING COURSE I DID THATS FUCKING TERRIFYING!!

LOTS: seriously wtf shuichi

Sweetchi: I don't know man...

Sweetchi: Kokichi talked to me earlier about how he wanted to see me do his creepy face and I was like "oh ok, I guss I'll give it a shot..."

Sweetchi: and then I ended up in the infirmary...

Pian0Fr3ak: WAIT WTF!?

HaruMaki: Warning: Worried Girlfriend just got up and rushed out of class to the infirmary.

HaruMaki: Prepare your ass Shuichi.

Sweetchi: Thanks Maki...

LOTS: y r u in the infirmary tho? wats the story here?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: did your face get permantently stuck like that?

Sweetchi: Oh god no

Sweetchi: thankfully

J0K3R: So the thing is, once I made him do the face, I said "Ok, try and scare someone with it" and he was like "I mean...I guess?"

J0K3R: and the only person who was near us at the time was...

Sweetchi: Rantaro

HaruMaki: Oh fuck

HaruMaki: Let me guess? Rantaro punted you?

Sweetchi: yup...

Sweetchi: I tricked him into looking at something on my phone, and when he looked back at me and saw me with that face...

Sweetchi: he punched me...

Sweetchi: and knocked me out...

YuNarukamami: Let the record say that while I am really truly sorry...

YuNarukamami: You really brought this upon yourself Shuichi

Sweetchi: yeah I agree

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: All because of some rat, purple haired, loli motherfucker decided to ruin our lives

J0K3R: I'm sorry what?

J0K3R: What did you just say?

K1-B0: You do realise you can just re-read her message, right?

K1-B0: You don't need to ask her to repeat herself.

J0K3R: I can put up with a bitch like you calling me things...

J0K3R: but a loli...

J0K3R: how the fuck...

J0K3R: am I a loli?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Well...you're short?

J0K3R: ...

J0K3R: That's the fucking dumbest thing I've ever heard Miu

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: What!?

J0K3R: ME BEING SHORT DOESN'T MEAN I'M A FUCKING LOLI!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Why the fuck not!?

HaruMaki: Ok so I never ever thought I'd ever say this in my life but...

HaruMaki: I'm actually with Kokichi on this one...

HaruMaki: I don't think being short is enough to define you as a loli...

J0K3R: Look! Even Maki doesn't think so! And Maki never agrees with me!

YuNarukamami: Maki, how do you even know what a loli is? I didn't expect that

HaruMaki: I'm not as uncultured as you think I am

HaruMaki: Also Tsumugi exists

YuNarukamami: Ah I see

K1-B0: How does one define "loli" though?

J0K3R: Ok first of all, that's the best thing I've ever heard Keeboi say, ever

J0K3R: and second of all, short people can't be classified as lolis!

J0K3R: Himiko's short! Is she a loli!?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: yes?

J0K3R: Ok, that was a bad example

J0K3R: Ok then, Ryoma's short, is he a loli?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I DONT FUCKING KNOW!

PlainAsDay: Ms Animoo is here to save the day

PlainAsDay: Loli: Loli refers to the Japanese discourse or media pertaining to the attraction of young looking cute girls that blend slightly erotic characteristics to form this intriguing sub culture. Loli culture can be seen in various forms from advertisements, manga, to the now popular anime genre.

J0K3R: So basically Miu, you're saying I'm small, sexy and erotic.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐:

J0K3R: AAXVCFAXCDCXGADVCCGFNC SN!!!!!!

KirumiTOUHOU: May I ask something of everyone?

KirumiTOUHOU: Shinguji-kun seems to have been absent from classes today.

KirumiTOUHOU: Does anyone know of his whereabouts?

AtuasWitness: Kiyo?

AtuasWitness: No I haven't seen him, and neither has Atua

Bagpuss: Isn't Atua supposed to be an all seeing god though?

Bagpuss: Aw well, whatever

Bagpuss: If you're planning on scolding him, just remember that he technically doesn't have to attend class so long as he's honing his talent.

KirumiTOUHOU: I don't intend to scold him at all. I am just concerned for his safety.

KirumiTOUHOU: I understand completely if he needs time away from all the chaos that ensues in our little group, and I don't want to seem like an overbearing parent, but I at least wish to know if he is ok, and to check he is safe.

AtuasWitness: Hm...

AtuasWitness: I have an idea, hold on...

Pian0Fr3ak: I just got back, and Shuichi's out of infirmary

Pian0Fr3ak: btdubs, Kiyo's fine Kirumi, I saw him earlier today, even though he wasn't in class

Pian0Fr3ak: But he was carrying a bunch of crap from his research lab to the old building

KirumiTOUHOU: Why?

Pian0Fr3ak: dunno

Kiyo: Angie...please...stop spamming me with the lyrics of Careless Whisper?

AtuasWitness: Ok, now I can ;)

Bagpuss: Oh my god...

Kiyo: Also, my apologies for not informing you of my status Kirumi, but I was a little busy.

Pian0Fr3ak: What were u up to?

Kiyo: A séance.

Pian0Fr3ak: Um...

Pian0Fr3ak: a what?

KirumiTOUHOU: A séance. a meeting at which people attempt to make contact with the dead, especially through the agency of a medium

Pian0Fr3ak: I know what it is but...

Pian0Fr3ak: What the fuck Kiyo? Why were you doing that?

Bagpuss: Were you trying to summon a demon on our ass?

Kiyo: I would never do that.

Kiyo: And I wasn't trying to make contact with the dead anyhow, this is a different type of ritual.

KirumiTOUHOU: What did you do?

Kiyo: Kirumi and Ryoma? Do you two recall that cat you found on the school grounds a short while ago?

Kiyo: Well, it turned back up again, and I took care of it for a bit, only to find that the poor thing was in labour.

Pian0Fr3ak: It was PREGNANT!

Bagpuss: I swear to god, if you're about to tell me that you sacrificed a pregnant cat for a ritual...

Kiyo: No. I performed the ritual for the cats benefit.

Kiyo: Me and a few other friends of mine performed the ritual to promise it healthy kittens before it was born.

Kiyo: I would have shown up for classes, but this in my eyes, was an emergency.

KirumiTOUHOU: A few of your friends?

Kiyo: Yes. I took a self-photo before we started.

Pian0Fr3ak: Ay! Sonia and Gundham!

Bagpuss: I'm not even surprised that they're there...

Bagpuss: Anyhow...I know I wasn't involved in anything, but thanks Kiyo.

Kiyo: What for?

Bagpuss: For taking care of that cat.

Bagpuss: It just...

Bagpuss: It makes me happy you know?

KirumiTOUHOU: You're quite fond of cats, aren't you Hoshi-kun?

Bagpuss: Yeah, well...

Bagpuss: I had a pet cat

Bagpuss: Well, I still have a pet cat but...

Bagpuss: I had to give them away to another family when I got sent up the river

Bagpuss: Thanks to shit happening to me, I lost pretty much everyone close to me

Bagpuss: Saving him from me was the least I could do...

KirumiTOUHOU: ...

Kiyo: ...

AtuasWitness: ...

Pian0Fr3ak: Dude...

Bagpuss: Eh, it's fine...

Bagpuss: I'm done now. Sorry I got a bit ranty there.

Bagpuss: Unlike me huh?

ABugsLife: ...Ryoma...no need to be sorry...

Bagpuss: Oh, hey Gonta

ABugsLife: Hello

ABugsLife: Gonta want to tell Ryoma that...it ok...

ABugsLife: Ryoma should never have to apologise for feelings

ABugsLife: If Ryoma sad then Gonta here to make Ryoma feel better :D

KirumiTOUHOU: Gokuhara is right Hoshi. I would rather you voice your distraught instead of suffer in silence.

Pian0Fr3ak: YEah, we'll always be here for you

AtuasWitness: We all know what you've been through, and we want to help, but we can only do that if you let us...

Bagpuss: I...I guess you're right...

Bagpuss: But, thanks

Bagpuss: For listening I mean

ABugsLife: Gonta will always listen to Ryoma

ABugsLife: Ryoma not have to thank Gonta ;)

Kiyo: If it makes you feel any better, or if you just need to let out a bit of emotion, then Gundham is currently keeping the cat in his care.

Kiyo: If you want, I can take you down to his research lab to pay it a visit if you want?

Bagpuss: That'd be fantastic. Thanks man.

Writers Note:

Ryoma deserved better!

The dude is short and is also a badass who loves cats. He was so unappreciative of his own life that it should have allowed him to make it to the end! He could have learned the value of life and lived on for the sake of everyone else!

Anyway, I had to split this part in two, since the next part will be covering some pretty important shit for the rest of the story, so for now, have some Ryoma fluff and angst.

See u latr! ;)