(I don't own BNHA or Bungo Stray Dogs.) Thx to @KanekiKen20002  :D Nice story.

"There is nothing sweeter than finding your true love to accomplish your hopes and dreams with~" Izuku quoted, as he threw the book aside.

"Well, my hope and dreams are to finally suicide, but I can't seem to find the right person!" Izuku sighed. He was standing beside a river.

"Perhaps, it'll be sweeter to die alone~" Izuku jumped into the river.

Ah, sweet sweet taste of death, come for me! Let me finally have the joy of dying...

Izuku closed his eyes, spreading his arms out for Death. He was, however, shortly interrupted by someone grabbing him. He was pulled out of the water.

"Hey, can't you see I was in submersion?" Izuku said, annoyed. This was the 3rd time today, why oh why, did he have this curse?

"You want to die?" The guy asked. His mouth was covered with a scarf and had very sore eyes.

"Of course, but I have not yet found the attractive girl to follow me on my dream for a double suicide." Izuku sighed dramatically. (Izukuu looks like Dazai btw)

"Okay, that's weird. You drunk?"

"I'm under that age, of course, but I do tip a little of the sake sometimes, Shoto Aizawa."  Izuku got up.

Aizawa looked a little surprised. "How do you know that?"

Izuku picked up his book, which was just a little distance away.

Aizawa looked at the book's cover.

The Art Of Suiciding.

"Capture weapon, sore eyes, looks like an eraser, a guy graduated UA a few years ago had the same looks by the name of Shoto Aizawa."

"You know your stuff."

"Thank you, it's what I'm known for!" Izuku smiled.

"Known for?"

"I helped in quite a lot of sticky situations that the police couldn't figure out." Izuku brushed his pants.

"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find another suitable spot to execute my submersion again," Izuku said.

"Wai-" Before Aizawa could finish, Izuku was already gone.

"Ah, screw him, I don't want to deal with paperwork anyways."

Timeskip.

Izuku was standing atop a bridge. He breathed the air, fresh. He spread his arms out once again. He stepped forward and closed his eyes.

But where was the impact? Izuku opened his eyes again. It seemed he was floating in mid-air. Izuku looked back.

"Why are you interrupting my activity?" Izuku said, annoyed again.

Fourth Time.

A girl with black-onyx hair tied in a ponytail was grabbing onto his shirt. Izuku pushed himself from the bridge's side and landed in a backflip behind the girl's back. The girl turned around.

"Are you okay?" She asked worriedly.

Izuku's eyes shined. "Perhaps you are the one! May you be so willing to join me in a double suicide?" Izuku gently grabbed her hands.

"Maybe these delicate and fine fingers could choke me?" The girl retracted her hands, blushing slightly.

"Were you about to commit suicide?"

"Indeed I was until you ruined it, Momo Yaoyorozu." Izuku flipped the pages of his book.

"How do you know that?"

"Oh come on it's easy, you've been in so many parties and articles with that pretty looking face of yours, isn't it quite impossible to not remember you?"

Momo blushed.

"Well, I have to be going now, it is getting quite dark, and the nearest park is a few miles away."

"Park? Don't you have a home?" (Izuku is 16/17 ish)

"Indeed I don't, my parents are quite deceased, and the rental was quite high."

"Um, I have a guest room, if you would come?" Momo suggested.

"Well Yaoyorozu, I doubt your parents would welcome a stranger older than you who just tried to 'commit suicide'." Izuku sat on the bridge's side.

"We'll see." Momo grabbed Izuku's hand and dragged him, literally, back to her home.

Timeskip.

"So, this guy tried to commit suicide and has no parents?" Momo's dad straightened his back.

"Yes, Dad and we have so many spare rooms, so I thought he could stay for a while."

"But, isn't it quite rude of you to just drag him here?" Momo's mom pointed out.

Izuku was sitting down, calmly sipping his tea.

"Oh, by the way, Mr Yaoyorozu, the company that's suing you for blackmailing them?"

"Yeah, but I don't want to talk about it, that company's the death of-"

"That's bullshit, I have a video of them discussing it..." Izuku pulled out a thumb drive.

"In this thumb drive." Izuku threw it to Mr Yaoyorozu, who caught it, surprised. Mr Yaoyorozu took out his laptop and plugged it in.

"Heh, this time, we're scoring big money from the Yaoyorozu company!"

"I know! The judge is an idiot! Can't believe he believed us!"

Mr Yaoyorozu looked shocked. He looked up at Izuku.

"How did you get this?"

"I'm an expert in my field." Izuku finished his tea.

"You're a detective?"

"Kind of." Momo's dad stood up.

"He can stay. Thank you ...."

"Izuku Osamu."

"Thank you, Osamu, I now have to go deal with that company. You saved me a lot of money. Momo, show him to his room."

"Thank you, Mr Yaoyorozu." Izuku stood up.

"Who knew you were so polite?"

"Yeah, thank you, now can I have a noose?" Izuku asked.

"Why?" Momo raised her eyebrow.

"I want to do my activities!" Izuku's eyes shined.

"Oh god, no."

Timeskip.

They were in Izuku's room.

"Tell me again why you're hanging from the roof?"

"It gives me the feeling of blood pouring to my head, like how my blood will pour out when I die." Izuku closed his eyes. Momo sighed.

"So where were we again? Oh the UA entrance exam, in a few days?"

"Yeah, but I'm not going, I have recommendations," Momo said.

"Ah, perhaps I should join? Maybe I can find the perfect girl there to follow me in my double suicide!" Izuku proclaimed. Momo smacked his head.

"Well, it is getting late, and your mom will be worried if you keep staying here, so go, and don't come in again to check if I committed suicide, because I want to." Momo rolled her eyes.

She went out.

"Goodnight, Osamu."

"You can call me Izuku, and goodnight. Also, thank you." Momo smiled and closed the door.

End. :D New book D:DD:DD:D::D:D