im at 599 followers so whoever is 600th gets the next chapter dedicated to them :-)

-calum hood quotes-

Aries: "why would I risk my life to cross the road it's called common sense motherfucker i'm out"
Taurus: "sorry for my illiteracy, I dropped out of school for this band"
Gemini: "sell the kids for food"
Cancer: "least ya know what it looks like now"
Leo: "i want to have sex with michael clifford but he won't let me"
Virgo: "RT if you're a Michael girl"
Libra: "what fruit that has amnesia? Pineapple bc it's not pine at all"
Scorpio: "i'm not here to touch your penis, i'm here to touch your heart"
Sagittarius: "i hate the word moist, it just makes everyone in the room uncomfortable"
Capricorn: "stop tweeting me the word moist"
Aquarius: "why are you up in my grill i don't barbecue bitches"
Pisces: "I'm sorry I called you bitchatchos.. I don't know what came over me"