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Stories by: nevvtscamander
10 stories
santa?
i wrote a quirrellmort fic. it was on ao3 originally but like. i'll just post it here for the hell of it.general contentquirrell may not make it back in time for christmas. fluff and general stuff. i love brosenthal please help
Whatever Gets You Through The Night
They say the last one you see will be the one to guide you through the darkness of life, be it nighttime, plain dark or the road to death.They told Gerard he was lucky that he got to know the last one he saw before that falling of glass rendered him blind.But maybe it was just Gerard's luck that the one to guide him wasn't his brother, but that one stranger in Italy that he had jumped in to save, that one stranger in Italy he could not forget.(warning: would definitely contain too much ryden, a lot of frerard, some petekey and minimal rayxchrista)(oh and also lesbian dogs)
Life, A.K.A. a Big Gay Shitpost
When Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph bet on the love life of their friend, Brendon, chaos ensues. They, along with beloved characters like Dallon Weekes, Ryan Ross, Spencer Smith, Pete Wentz, Mikey Way and many more, gradually accept the fact that this gay shitpost is their actual life, TM. What a wonderful and interesting psychological journey. 8/8 would recommend. psa: even though i am rydenfucker420, due to the fact that characters here were based on real people and events were based on real events, Brallon is literally the only ship in the first three chapters. i hereby sincerely apologize.all credits to jay, my wonderful beta. find them here as @jayisnotdrowining, on ao3 as killer-kings, youtube as little ghost bird and tumblr as bulletprooof-heart.
the BEST fanfic EVER
the BEST fanfic EVERlegit a crackfic includes gundamu, bandomu, fandomu and phandomu. also my-stupid-ships-of-my-friends-domu. also dogxdog-domu bc i love dogs!! this is the only serious and legit sentence in this book trust me condomu *giggles immaturely* disclaimer: this is a LEGIT crackfic. all pairings are the stupidest shit ever. bad grammar is intended. bad spelling is not. i am illeterate. i cant even spell illeterate. and when typing on a tablet my fat finger syndrome takes over and i literally CANNOT type. also, all scenes and plots here are done when me+my bffl tania are on metaphysical crack. please enjoy and if you don't laugh i will kill you!! jkjk feel free to suggest ships or cowrite while on crack!!
misc.
just miscellaneous things i wrote for school - that strangely resemble fanfictions (ahem especially "cape town", blatant panic! references there), and are most likely better than half the things i've published. will most likely be updated more frequently than my fanfics, too. rip lol
Name Not Final (frerard killjoy au)
Gerard knows the bright blue eyes will come again to hurt him if they don't find /her/ soon. He knows that if he doesn't hide from the force that broke the once-tranquil and peaceful city skyline, the injection would take over and everything would be lost. The bright blue eyes would take over the once-hazel tone of Frank's eyes, the black would spread through his own bright red hair and gerard would take the better of party and he'd be programmed to forget everything and surrender who he is. i don't have a plot don't hurt me
If You Fall
Phil gets a gf called Chloe, and Dan is depressed. A series of text messages, so really short chapters (one text per chapter).Don't hate. This is sorta crappy, you have been warned. Please comment and like ;)
The Hue of Perception (frerard, petekey)
"Different people see different colours differently, my perspective of yellow could be what you call black. It-""It's all a matter of perception."Gerard sees the world in dull monotone, except for one person: the boy who passes for a girl. It wasn't like Frank Iero, who stubbornly called himself a Frances, was all that special, it was just that him and the purple twilight he always stood against that splattered colour into Gerard's life. And to Frances, nerdy Gerard Way added a whole palette of colours to her life it was basically ridiculous, but maybe something more ridiculous was how Gerard couldn't fathom how he could possibly paint someone's life when the acrylic tubes of emotion in his heart weren't even twisted open the slightest bit.
When You're Gone
Idea credits to Kanaya HellaRad Maryam on YouTube/Google +Phil gets married, and writes a letter to Dan telling him about this. Unexpectedly, Dan finds the letter in advance and realises that Phil wants to leave him in secret and wakes up in the middle of the night, only to find his best friend speeding away with his wife. Dan finally finds out that he has feelings for Phil, and turns on the radio to hear Avril Lavigne's When You're Gone. This is crappy, so do not mind.