WHAM BAM SHOVE A BULLET UP MACAW'S SNOUT | Vol. 1

not mine

After an incident with Toni Shalifoe's most recent foster family, she gets placed into a new foster home: The Goodkind Family. Now, Toni has to live in a new town with a new family, who to Toni's assumption, only took her in as a charity case. Will Shelby prove her wrong?High school AU - The Wilds - Amazon Prime(I'm also DontWasteYourEmotion on ao3 and this story also exists there)

..a story, of a girl who has a condition that could change her life for the greater good.Loni has a medical condition that stopped her from developing at the age of 2, but it only happened physically not mentally..

Werewolves and vampires don't mix, or that's what Kieran Callisto, a seventeen-year-old vampire, has believed all his life - until he falls for the Alpha's son.***** When Kieran meets his new classmate, Mason Kane, he bristles with an unexplainable disdain. Soon it becomes apparent why: Mason is a werewolf. But when a fight turns into a sudden kiss that neither expects, Kieran's feelings for Mason turn to attraction in an instant. None of it makes sense - vampires and werewolves are supposed to be mortal enemies, so why does Kieran find Mason so irresistible? He knows that each kiss is dangerous, each bite is unpredictable...

Title: 不为Author: Gui Hongluoxue (归鸿落雪)Status: 181 Main Chapters (Completed)When he woke up from the riverside, the Vermillion Bird was broken, his cultivation base was completely lost, and there was a baby waiting to be fed in his arms.Ning Bu was born ruthless and heartless, and was about to throw it back, only to find that this child was connected with his own blood, a real son.The expression on the big devil's face cracked.After escaping from the dead, the once invincible big devil was busy restoring his cultivation, repairing his treasured sword, and... raising his son in a daze.The son was born with a golden core, but why should he cry, pee, and get angry, a small foot can kick his father who has lost his cultivation base three feet away.A generation of demons was fed up with the hard days of feeding rice paste and changing diapers every day, and accidentally saw his mother's figure from his son's sea of ​​knowledge - she was as beautiful as a fairy, and she would rather not be sure that she would definitely change diapers.So instead of changing his face, he carried his son, who wets the bed every day, into the sect where the child's mother was, and sent the child thousands of miles away.The first sect of the sect of self-cultivation, the uncle Chu Jun, the great master of Wu Shi, has been in retreat for five hundred years.Ning Buwei hugged his son and looked at the cold beauty in front of him who had no cultivation base except for her beauty, her expression split again.The child's mother is a man.And it doesn't appear to be changing diapers at all. Chu Jun looked at the lowly and lonely disciple in front of him, and before he could speak, a fat son was stuffed into his arms."Your son." Chu Jun said the first s entence in five hundred years."No, it's your son." Ning Buwei answered firmly.DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS NOT MINE! FOR OFFLINE READING PURPOSE ONLY!!

[Everything is fine but you will die no matter what you do ★][Synonym for a shitty game of luck ★][Is there anyone who has seen an ending other than death? ★]Death due to failure to debut, death for being caught up in rumors, death due to a traffic accident while trying to escape stalker fans, death due to stress, death due to a concert hall accident.An idol, or rather, a sunfish cultivation game, with an App Store rating of 1.2. However, my life got synced with this damned game?![Synchronizing 'Baek-Ya']Passive: R Sunfish[Passive cannot be disabled.]99% chance for a bad ending.The only way to survive is to succeed as a genius idol!

srry if it's bad,it's my first time writing anything like this so bare with me,and comment anything you want me to add into the story!

Matt and Chris Sturniolo imagines. I only write fluff. NO SMUT. Requests are accepted 💕