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"Rob, this smells like whiskey."

"Nuh-uh. They say tha' iz lemonade."

Being a professional bank robber is hard, especially when your partner shows up drunk on spiked lemonade.

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A series of r/WritingPrompt inspired 2 minute stories.

They range from horror to comedy, to somewhere in between. So please! Step inside, step inside, and see what I have in store.

Want bank robbers? Got them. Want Rickrolling? Got that too. Want dragons and fate? Well you're in luck.

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