The Wondrous Logic Of Bethesda

The Wondrous Logic Of Bethesda

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Ah, Bethesda. What a great company, no? From Elder Scrolls' Skyrim to the Commonwealth of Fallout 4, here is a joke book compiled of jokes that only the true players would understand.

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- Last updated at 21:53 25-11-2018

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