The Sassy Teaspoon and the Prancy Coconut

WITHERED RISING | The aftermath of a withered risingThese pieces reflect on the aftermath of a withered rising, where oneself must encounter heart break after heart break in order to find a light worth fighting for.Withered rising by May Garner is available for purchase on Amazon & Barnes and Noble. This is only a sample of the book.If you're interested in reading the full collection, please considerpurchasing a copy!  May Garner's debut poetry collection.Original poems based off real life experiences.Cover rights belong to BookLeaf Publishing.𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙍𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 copyright © May Garner. 2023. Reserved.

"Oh, do you really like me?" I asked him once again.He did something I didn't imagine him to do again. He kissed me once again, but it was only for a short time."Yes I do", he whispered to me, "By the way, you look perfect tonight".And right there, my heart beats rapidly. •••••••••What will happen when a bad boy and a bad girl get together? Will they end up breaking up or will she stay to be His Bad Girl?

Just the sincerest and heart-felt poetry

Title: 在我怀孕后被我克死的前夫们都复活了Author：壶鱼辣椒Status: DiscontinuedDescription:Nian Ning is the illegitimate son of the Nian family. His mother gave birth to him just for a sum of money and leave. He grew up through hardships, the longer he grows, the better looking he is.Because he was so good-looking, he was sent out by the Nian family to marry after he grew up into an adult.How Nian Ning marriage goes:1.) Nian Ning married an elegant and noble young man from a wealthy family. A year later, the wealthy young man died.2.) Nian Ning married an indifferent and abstinent top actor and a year later, the top actor died.3.) Nian Ning married the ruthless blind uncle. A year later, blind uncle died.4.) Nian Ning married the cold president who was worth tens of billions. A year later, the cold president died.And when his father was about to marry him to the fifth person, Nian Ning found out that he finally have freedom because he had inherited a large amount of inheritance from his ex-husbands!....Nian Ning happily went to the bar, got drunk, and slept in a hotel all night.And a month later, his ex-husbands who had been killed by death were miraculously resurrected. At the same time, Nian Ning found out that he was pregnant. Ex-husbands: The child is mine!Nian Ning: How long have you all been dead, give me a little sobriety!_______JUST IN CASE, THIS STORY IS:✓ PURELY MTL(means this is not edited, so expect the incorrect pronouns, indents, and grammatical errors. :D)✓ FOR OFFLINE PURPOSE ONLY ( just uploaded here for my smooth offline reading)✓ Do Not Report, Do Not Vote, Just Read✓ DISCLAIMER: I do not own the cover nor the story, this is all for offline reading.✓ All Rights and Credits to the original author, google translator, and link(s).

Just poetry and snippets I guess. TW: GOREY/DARK IMAGES!!!!

he's my master and im his petand i broke myself for him

My life began at the beginning of the end, for my planet. No, not some far distant entity that NASA has not discovered yet. Yes, I am talking about Earth, why is it at the beginning of the end for my planet? Global warming? NO! Nuclear War? NO! The wide-spread popularity of Reality TV? Wow, I'm actually offended! The birth of me? OBVIOUSLY!Elliot Veal (AKA Doctor Nihilistical) is a super-villain, well a struggling one that is. He is running around trying to determine whether or not his arch-nemesis will actually pay enough attention to him to actually try and thwart all of his evil plans. His goal in life: to rule the world, obviously.Bleddyn Bird (AKA the mysterious Erebus) is a super-hero, also struggling. While Doctor Nihilistical is running around, Bleddyn is trying to get through graduate school and is barely able to function with the amount of sleep he is getting each night. Both are trying to figure out what they need to do in order to survive, and it's getting to the point where they can't get out of each others' heads long enough to realize what is actually important in life.

NOW A PUBLISHED BOOK!!Centuries have passed since the Wars. In the beginning it was hatred and greed that filled the leaders of the old world, fueling them to take up arms against neighboring countries. Nations went to war against one another and soon all forms of government fell as chaos took over, leaving everyone to fend for themselves. Soon, mankind's destructive nature took over and left the majority of the world in ruin. Those that were left were quick to blame who was behind the demise of civilization itself. Over time, women gathered and began to believe that it was men who were responsible as they are temperate and quick to act on anger. But men blamed women who would deceive and manipulate them. This ultimately caused one last battle known as the Great War, causing thousands of fatalities until there was hardly anyone left. It was then that the few leaders that were left, now known as the High Kings and Queens, made a pact to never repeat the past. Men and women would live separately and never speak again, except every year a selected tribe from each gender would gather to procreate at the ceremony known as the Skabelse to keep the population arise. Rowan, a hardened warrior princess, is one of the many chosen as a tribute for her tribe, the Glade. Being raised to hate men, she sees this being worse than a death sentence. Will Rowan be able to look past her abhorrence for the opposite gender when she is paired with the handsome Prince from Rorik?Highest Rank in Science Fiction: 271Highest Rank in Dystopian: 2Highest Rank in Fantasy: 555Highest Rank in Future: 16Highest Rank in Apocalypse: 39Highest Ranking in Undiscovered: 19